Postby Zilch » Mon May 17, 2004 1:34 pm
Glad to know you guys liked it. Lemme tweak a few things online, and I'll see how the creative juices are flowing...
Okay, here you go!
Scene 3
Of Course My Halo's On Straight...
(Zilch awakes to the sound of his own breath echoing back at him. He finds himself encased in a suit of metallic proportions.)
Zilch: GAH! I'm claustrophobic!
(In his panic, he runs into Calbhach, in the same metal suit, who falls into Ekul, who falls in CobaltAngel, who falls into UC...welll...you know how these things go...they pick themselves up, not before falling over once or twice, of course...)
Ekul: Daaaaaannnnggggg! I'm liking these assault rifles!
Coby: Ekul! What the crap are you doing in this game? It's rated "M"?
Ekul: Aw, geez, sis! Those ratings are never accurate.
(Kirakira. Zilch, UC, and Calbhach run over, breathless.)
UC: We have an entire squad of Elites coming this way, backed by a group of Grunts, and a smattering of Hunters!
Skynes: Oh, my gosh...um...what are those? I've never played Halo....
(The whole of the GRG turn to stare at Skynes.)
GRG: HERETIC!
(They give him a solid whack on the butt with some energy blades they found nearby. As they are berating Skynes, the Covenant breach the hill.)
Spencer: Aw, crap! All troops, confrigulate the fragmentation to oh-zero-niner-niner and kilgrate your plasma rifles to a charge of 42 Benomian volts. Stat!
Kirakria: What the heck is with that?
Spencer: ...um...I dunno...sounded official didn't it?
(Melody Maker runs up, holding a smoky blue ball.)
MelMak: Hey guys! This thing's sticky!
Zilch: AHHH! That's a plasma grenade, you ingrate!
(Zilch snatches the thing from Melody Maker, only to have it stick to him.)
Zilch: Oh, spoot...umm...(he taps a nearby Grunt on the shoulder)'Scuse me, could you hold this?
(He slaps in the Grunt's hand. The Grunt runs off screaming, as usual, and runs into a group of Elites. Various Covenant limbs are expuded from the explosion. In the meantime, CobaltAngel and Kirakira find a Warthog.)
Kirakira: A 50 CALIBER GUN! WITH UNLIMITED AMMO? BOOYASH!
Coby: I'll drive!
(She promptly floors it...but some stupid Marine parked the thing in reverse...)
Coby and Kirakira: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC,HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(That's the sound of two girls driving a Warthog backwards at just under the sound barrier. Meanwhile, a Elite is sneaking up behind Spencer.)
Calbh: Look out behind you, Spence!
(Spencer spins around to see the Elite in mid-air, energy blade at the ready. Spencer is just about to pray that his death will be quick and painless, when the Elite suddenly goes backwards, propelled by a rocket. He looks to see Ekul grinning, rocket launcher on his shoulder. He's just about to thank him when the familiar KAAAAAAAAAAAA-ZOOOOOOOOOTTTT sound makes an appearance...)
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