In 10 years from now.....

Postby **uc pseudonym** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:12 pm

Good stuff, true_noir_chloe. I enjoyed them. Like those cats this morning...

true_noir_chloe wrote:Leidenhosen (sp.?)

Postby **Elric_kun** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:19 pm

[quote="true_noir_chloe"]Elric_kun: After searching every single site on the web leaves the house and finds life to be really great.]
bah XD lies!

Postby **CobaltAngel** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:02 pm

Dude, I think your mom is hinting at something.

Postby **shooraijin** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:49 pm

> Shoo and Straylight finally remove the I voted for... out of their sigs

But I already did! *scowls*

Postby **Link Antilles** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 4:14 pm

true_noir_chloe wrote:Link Antilles: After multiple awards for his "10 years from now... " thread at CAA, Link is asked to help George Lucas write the next Star Wars movie - sorely in need of good dialogue and originality.

High five to chloe! That dream would rock so much!

Postby **Ashley** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 5:43 pm

EEEEEEEEEEEE!

UC is ALF?! Dude I have been your biggest fan since I was like 4 even if you used to scare me sometimes I had ALF slippers and an ALF nightgown and a stuffed ALF and I've seen just about every single episode including that one where you made allusions to the Fugitive that one was the best cause the Fugitive has HARRISON FORD in it! Oh oh or the one where you thought Willy was a scam artist anyway can I have your autograph?! *passes out from lack of oxygen*

Postby **Lightbringer** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 8:26 pm

Ashley wakes up 10 years later to find she has grown a beard, but its no ordinary beard, its made of a substance that is unburnable and indistructable. She becomes a crime fighter known only as, "The Silver Scruff"

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 8:48 pm

In ten years from now....

After a war for the hand of Ashley is finally won by Shatterheart, a very jelous inkana goes mad after uncovering the hidden magic keeping Parn and Deed from winning: The're not as cool! Using an evil "Imaginary army creationatar" machine, she creates A million Parn and Deeds to march on the new castle of SHASHLEY (This gets stranger and stranger...) In the midst of an arguement over how they got married, Ashley spots the Parn Deed army marching on her castle. At first she thinks their friendly, but after an hour of burning the castle, she finally realizes the Evil of PEEDLIT, the strange and oddly feminine creature created from all the Parns AND deedlits that are attacking their castle. With a tear in her eye, she quickly kills the Peedlit with a large mallet, which instantly destroys them all. However, the shock of killing her favorite person (people?) proves too much for Ashley, who dies of a broken heart. She is later heard in heaven saying: "WHAT!? THERES NO LODDOSS WAR VIDEOS IN HEAVEN!?!?!" God finally lets her go back to earth, since she had another mission to do...Save CAA from a crazed Shatterheart and Inkana! .....Don't you just love Romance? lol

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:05 pm

plus, it's just not heaven without Parn and Deed...eh?

Postby **uc pseudonym** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:17 am

Ashley wrote:EEEEEEEEEEEE!

UC is ALF?! Dude I have been your biggest fan since I was like 4 even if you used to scare me sometimes I had ALF slippers and an ALF nightgown and a stuffed ALF and I've seen just about every single episode including that one where you made allusions to the Fugitive that one was the best cause the Fugitive has HARRISON FORD in it! Oh oh or the one where you thought Willy was a scam artist anyway can I have your autograph?! *passes out from lack of oxygen*

Well if that didn't catch me off guard (as well as being mildly disturbing),

Lightbringer wrote:Ashley wakes up 10 years later to find she has grown a beard, but its no ordinary beard, its made of a substance that is unburnable and indistructable. She becomes a crime fighter known only as, "The Silver Scruff"

that certainly did. Good work, Lightbringer.

Postby **inkhana** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 9:52 am

Don't you just love Romance? lol

O.o Bahahahaha...I think...

Shatterheart...let's tie this one up. He knows too much..

*goes back to working on the Imaginary army creationatar*

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:27 am

hmm...IF WE COMBINED ALL THE STAFF MECHA AND MADE THEM TRANSFORM INTO "SUPER STAFF ZORD!", WHAT WOULD HAPPEN THEN?!?!

Nothing. When you look that cool, all you have to do is hang out.

In ten years from now......Zarns new website gains a million hits, only to realize there all from Shatterheart, with the message "We're coming...."

Shatterheart may be cool, he may have the coolest avatar ever (besides Ashleys of course) but he is still one creepy guy. Excuse me, I think I'll go hide under my covers.....Rofl:)

Postby **Stephen** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:32 am

Me, creepy? *twitch* I wish I knew what *twitch spit* I wish I knew *screams out, WOOOSHAAAA* I wish I knew what you were talking about.

Postby **Ashley** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:33 pm

I'm not sure which is most disturbing: Shatterheart's twitching, LB's silver beard story, or Inkhana warring over my hand in marriage. O.o (you DO know Ink is a girl, right Zarn?)

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:40 pm

Yeah...I guess you didn't get it....She was jelous couse the war wasn't for her hand in maririage....shoulda made that clearer, I guess....No Y intended there, sorry!

Postby **inkhana** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:08 pm

LOL, I got it; I figured it was a typo...

No harm done.

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:15 pm

(Wheh! I was afraid Ashley was gonna put me on a steak and roast me! mmm, Steak...)
Ok, Cool! Hey, anyone wanna try a future for me?

Postby **Lightbringer** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:26 pm

Ten years from now Zarn Ishtare is put on a stake and roasted by Ashley......... oh ok differnet one.

Ten years from now Zarn Ishtare is infected with a new biological weapon that turns people into genetic clowns. The constant thrown pies, and honking noises as he walks turned the tollerent masses agenst him , and he is forced to flee the general public, but finds refuge in a rodeo for physically impaired bulls. His biggest challenge now is to use a red flag to attract that attention of Big Thunder the color blind bull

Postby **shooraijin** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:38 pm

Lightbringer, please stop by my office on Monday. I have a refill of your medication for you. :grin:

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:44 pm

In Ten years from now....After a tragic anime tape recording accident, Shoor dies and is sent to heaven, we're he will bug Saint Peter (the real one) about finding a patient to subject to "Cures". After he is finally told that their are no sick people in heaven, He emails Ashley (How you can get an email from heaven, I'd like to know) And begs her to have him sent back so he can continue his job at CAA. After aproaching the almighty several times, God allows Shoor back on earth on one condition: Never Become a Doctor!

Postby **uc pseudonym** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 8:07 am

Why this trend of everyone coming back from heaven? Hmm...

Postby **Htom Sirveaux** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 8:09 am

Yeah, who would want to come back?

Postby **Solid Ronin** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 4:45 pm

uc pseudonym wrote:No. Not even close.

The event referred to was a joke on Ashley's part. Looked at objectively I suppose it was amusing, but it annoyed me at the time. There was a minor conflict that ended up with everyone happy. I wasn't seriously thinking of revenge, I just thought it amusing to bring it up again.

I was joking ,Master in case you didnt catch on.

Postby **uc pseudonym** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:17 am

More or less I did understand. However, I wanted to set the record straight for anyone who might not have (and it wasn't incredibly obvious...).

Postby **Solid Ronin** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:23 am

uc pseudonym wrote:More or less I did understand. However, I wanted to set the record straight for anyone who might not have (and it wasn't incredibly obvious...).

Oh ok. Sorry for doubting you Master

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Sat May 15, 2004 8:21 am

*Looks at Spoony* "Exactly."

Postby **Zilch** » Sat May 15, 2004 9:01 am

Ahem! I would never put Vasaline on a DDR pad!...grr...

Zilch: After never beating Gypsy at DDR, Zilch will invent a machine that will make video game characters come alive. he willl marry Rikku from Final Fantasy 10, and they'll have a happy existence until the evil staff of CAA steal his new bride away! He will grow incredibly angry, and come to her resuce. After showing Shatterheart how to REALLY use a chainsaw, he will bludgen Gypsy to death with a DDR dance mat. He will put Ashley in a metal room with speakers that will continually play "Heeeyyy, yaaaaa'lllllll!" until her brain pops(or at least all that compressed air gets let out of her head. He'll wrap Lightbringer up in a kilt and give him to a zombie from Resident Evil. then he will rescue his love, and bring her away, until SEPHIROTH STEPS THROUGH A PORTAL TO THE REAL WORLD AND RUNS HER THROUGH! Random expletives will run out of Zilch's mouth, and he will perform Linonheart and kick Sephiroth's carcass into a Dr. Phil live broadcast. THEN he will move to Tibet and be a medicine man, always dreaming of his one, true love.

Postby **CobaltAngel** » Sat May 15, 2004 9:09 am

Zarn will invent the world's biggest candy bar!

Postby **Kinkosami** » Sat May 15, 2004 11:21 am

Kinkosami: After gaining her masters degree for "Supreme Knowledge of All Anime" she moves on and becomes fluent in every language. She eventually invents a teleporter that can take people to the anime dimension. There she visits many different anime and meets many different characters. After her return, she goes straight to CAA and tells everyone. They all immediately believe her(because she never lies) and fly over to her house. She allows everyone to visit their favorite anime, for FREE. And then begins a business allowing people to visits the anime dimension for only $100.00. But everyone a CAA gets it for free.

Postby **Madeline** » Sat May 15, 2004 11:24 am

Meep! So funny...roffle...

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