Oh my favourite book ever, Mr. Bible
How you have helped me so much in life
I love how hard you try to re-phrase sections I don't get when you tell me to read you in a different version.
Thank you for always being clear about guidance and clarification
Thank you for being so diligent and trying to be multi-lingual so people like I can read you
I know you have lots of haters but know I love you, and that will never change.
Bible your rank: EXCELLENT! (plus infinity) (alternatively: Holy)
My love to Inanimate Objects (but not really)
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My love to Inanimate Objects (but not really)
And this I pray, that your love would abound still, more and more with real knowledge and all discernment. Be prepared to preach the gospel at a moment's notice. Do you know the gospel well enough to do so yourself? Be ready.
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Furen - Posts: 2695
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Dearest Chair,
you work so hard to ease me, and relieve my legs
Sometimes it seems that I ask too much of you when you start falling over, but none the less, thanks
You must feel stressed but i try to be nice, but for what you give, I don't know what I can do. you let me put my feet up and relax, rest, and lean back to see life
Your rank: Good!
you work so hard to ease me, and relieve my legs
Sometimes it seems that I ask too much of you when you start falling over, but none the less, thanks
You must feel stressed but i try to be nice, but for what you give, I don't know what I can do. you let me put my feet up and relax, rest, and lean back to see life
Your rank: Good!
And this I pray, that your love would abound still, more and more with real knowledge and all discernment. Be prepared to preach the gospel at a moment's notice. Do you know the gospel well enough to do so yourself? Be ready.
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Furen - Posts: 2695
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No one else want's to contribute???
And this I pray, that your love would abound still, more and more with real knowledge and all discernment. Be prepared to preach the gospel at a moment's notice. Do you know the gospel well enough to do so yourself? Be ready.
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Furen - Posts: 2695
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My beloved Miku Hatsune,
Your long flowing hair reminds me of wintergreen, the one herb that soothes me almost as much as your voice
Although you are a world reknown vocalist, you still sing anything I ask you to, and make me feel as if I could sing as well
Though sometimes I keep you up late, you never complain, even though you traveled all the way from Japan just to be here with me in Alaska
Miku, your rank: <3 800 million <3
n.n/)
Your long flowing hair reminds me of wintergreen, the one herb that soothes me almost as much as your voice
Although you are a world reknown vocalist, you still sing anything I ask you to, and make me feel as if I could sing as well
Though sometimes I keep you up late, you never complain, even though you traveled all the way from Japan just to be here with me in Alaska
Miku, your rank: <3 800 million <3
n.n/)
Proverbs 31:32 "...when she watches anime, she keeps the room well lit and sits at a safe distance."
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Rusty Claymore - Posts: 1258
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My most beloved Pencil
you may be the reason I have to write in school, but it's not your fault, you didn't create yourself, it's just your job. You are always willing to admit you are wrong, even if we made the mistake, you just turn the other way and try to erase our failures!
Pencil's rank: not bad
(BTW Mo, very nice!)
you may be the reason I have to write in school, but it's not your fault, you didn't create yourself, it's just your job. You are always willing to admit you are wrong, even if we made the mistake, you just turn the other way and try to erase our failures!
Pencil's rank: not bad
(BTW Mo, very nice!)
And this I pray, that your love would abound still, more and more with real knowledge and all discernment. Be prepared to preach the gospel at a moment's notice. Do you know the gospel well enough to do so yourself? Be ready.
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Furen - Posts: 2695
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Dear floor,
never give up
the end
rank : Necessary good
never give up
the end
rank : Necessary good
And this I pray, that your love would abound still, more and more with real knowledge and all discernment. Be prepared to preach the gospel at a moment's notice. Do you know the gospel well enough to do so yourself? Be ready.
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Furen - Posts: 2695
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Dearest Mints,
My love to thee I must dedicate, for thou hast made my breath tolerable to those around me. I do so adore thee. Thy taste is so delicious.
Mints' Rank: Pure Awesome
My love to thee I must dedicate, for thou hast made my breath tolerable to those around me. I do so adore thee. Thy taste is so delicious.
Mints' Rank: Pure Awesome
[font="Comic Sans MS"]"You can't get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me."
-C. S. Lewis[/font]
"MOES: Sig. Or sig not. There is no scroll."
According to EllaEdric, my real name is.... "TAMAMAMAMAAMMAAM".
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I love my flute![/font]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
-C. S. Lewis[/font]
"MOES: Sig. Or sig not. There is no scroll."
According to EllaEdric, my real name is.... "TAMAMAMAMAAMMAAM".
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I love my flute![/font]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Tamachan319 - Posts: 161
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Dear power,
don't go out again, I love you too much for you to leave me again (I had a power out last night and was sad...)
Rank: Essential to my life
don't go out again, I love you too much for you to leave me again (I had a power out last night and was sad...)
Rank: Essential to my life
And this I pray, that your love would abound still, more and more with real knowledge and all discernment. Be prepared to preach the gospel at a moment's notice. Do you know the gospel well enough to do so yourself? Be ready.
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Furen - Posts: 2695
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Lol your poems are hilarious!
Hmmm........
Dearest music,
You light up lives
You get people through times
You provide entertainment
You're the best friend to some, but the love to all
You're an international language that we all take part in
Also, you sound funny in Spanish.
Rank: Amazin'~
Hmmm........
Dearest music,
You light up lives
You get people through times
You provide entertainment
You're the best friend to some, but the love to all
You're an international language that we all take part in
Also, you sound funny in Spanish.
Rank: Amazin'~
[color="Purple"][/color][font="Franklin Gothic Medium"]Everything happens for a reason, and every reason brings you closer to a better and brighter future~[/font]
[font="Book Antiqua"]"[color="Red"]Love is patient, love is kind, love is not jealous, it does not boast, it does not become conceited, it does not behave dishonorably, it is not selfish, it does not become angry, it does not keep a record of wrongs, it does not rejoice at unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth, bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things[/color]."[/font]
[font="Book Antiqua"]"[color="Red"]Love is patient, love is kind, love is not jealous, it does not boast, it does not become conceited, it does not behave dishonorably, it is not selfish, it does not become angry, it does not keep a record of wrongs, it does not rejoice at unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth, bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things[/color]."[/font]
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Fangirl4God - Posts: 44
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Dear paycheck, I go through so much trouble to get you, I think you're too rebellious and go off on your own way too much, I want to hate you, but I can't bring myself to do so, so I'll keep bringing you back with me...
Rank: My torture...
Rank: My torture...
And this I pray, that your love would abound still, more and more with real knowledge and all discernment. Be prepared to preach the gospel at a moment's notice. Do you know the gospel well enough to do so yourself? Be ready.
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Furen - Posts: 2695
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Dear Sketchbook,
You hold so many of my drawings, the good, the bad, and the strange.
Like that one about vampires and ninjas arguing.
So many people look through your pages,
And ask "what is that supposed to be?" about a bajillion times.
How I wish your pages would not fall out,
But your binding was not well-made.
Even so, I can't bring myself to buy a new one,
Because where else am I going to find a 200-and-some-page sketchbook for $6.99?
Sketchbook's Rank: Well-loved
That was random...but true. My sketchbook is falling to pieces, poor thing.
You hold so many of my drawings, the good, the bad, and the strange.
Like that one about vampires and ninjas arguing.
So many people look through your pages,
And ask "what is that supposed to be?" about a bajillion times.
How I wish your pages would not fall out,
But your binding was not well-made.
Even so, I can't bring myself to buy a new one,
Because where else am I going to find a 200-and-some-page sketchbook for $6.99?
Sketchbook's Rank: Well-loved
That was random...but true. My sketchbook is falling to pieces, poor thing.
~My Website~
[color="Cyan"]"Have you ever gotten the urge to do something crazy... and AWESOME!?" -Demyx[/color]
[color="Cyan"]"Have you ever gotten the urge to do something crazy... and AWESOME!?" -Demyx[/color]
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Asuka Neko - Posts: 114
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Dearest computer,
You allow me to see these funny poems by wonderful people on CAA!
You truly are a gift of God!
Without you, I would be bored to death!
Love, TheMewster
Computer's Awesomeness Rank: OVER 9 MILLION!!!!!
You allow me to see these funny poems by wonderful people on CAA!
You truly are a gift of God!
Without you, I would be bored to death!
Love, TheMewster
Computer's Awesomeness Rank: OVER 9 MILLION!!!!!
So the poor has hope, and injustice shuts her mouth. ~Job 5:16 WEB~
For you are my hope, Lord Yahweh; my confidence from my youth. ~Psalm 71:5 WEB~
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TheMewster - Posts: 1129
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The Ode to my Socks
Thank you for being so warm and fuzzy. Your purposes are few, but you do them so well. When you are wrapped around my toes, my feet remain warm. When I walk across the driveway, you take all the dirt. Thanks for tolerating my weight. But, I am afraid, when your bottoms wave worn thin, and holes have appeared, the only thanks I have, is a resting place in the trash can. Rest in the peace that you have done your job well, my friends. If only I had mending abilities. But until then, I am gratful that you remain around my stinky feet, just no athlete's foot fungus. Please?
I always feel sorry when I have to throw away socks that were so loyal for so long. I thought I would dedicate this "poem" to them.
Thank you for being so warm and fuzzy. Your purposes are few, but you do them so well. When you are wrapped around my toes, my feet remain warm. When I walk across the driveway, you take all the dirt. Thanks for tolerating my weight. But, I am afraid, when your bottoms wave worn thin, and holes have appeared, the only thanks I have, is a resting place in the trash can. Rest in the peace that you have done your job well, my friends. If only I had mending abilities. But until then, I am gratful that you remain around my stinky feet, just no athlete's foot fungus. Please?
I always feel sorry when I have to throw away socks that were so loyal for so long. I thought I would dedicate this "poem" to them.
Thank You For Your Time,
DangoDaikazoku
DangoDaikazoku
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DangoDaikazoku - Posts: 93
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Food, Dearest Food,
You fill me to heights unknown,
You can be bitter, sour and even salty at times but usually sweet and tangy,
When you are gone a part of me is empty, screaming out for you again,
May our love last long and fully (But cut back on the net carbs please).
<_<...>_>
You fill me to heights unknown,
You can be bitter, sour and even salty at times but usually sweet and tangy,
When you are gone a part of me is empty, screaming out for you again,
May our love last long and fully (But cut back on the net carbs please).
<_<...>_>
World Domination or Bust 
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Kung_Fu_Master - Posts: 218
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Kung_Fu_Master (post: 1465787) wrote:Food, Dearest Food,
You fill me to heights unknown,
You can be bitter, sour and even salty at times but usually sweet and tangy,
When you are gone a part of me is empty, screaming out for you again,
May our love last long and fully (But cut back on the net carbs please).
<_<...>_>
XD I like that.
Hats wrote:"Frodo! Cast off your [s]sins[/s] into the fire!"
EllaEdric 06:53 -IM SO UNEQUIPPED TO BE A MAN ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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FllMtl Novelist - Posts: 1722
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O.O NO Way, it took off! I was starting to think this was just a blog of mine...
Dear Earphones,
I have it a lot
That time of the day
The time I've forgot
To sleep the night away
You're always there
You're always here
To give me sound
In my ear
My parents don't like the time I sleep
At weird times of day, I just can't count sheep.
Rank: YOU ROCK MY SOCKS, thanks for helping me be quiet when I'm listening to music at 3 and still am totally awake.
Dear Earphones,
I have it a lot
That time of the day
The time I've forgot
To sleep the night away
You're always there
You're always here
To give me sound
In my ear
My parents don't like the time I sleep
At weird times of day, I just can't count sheep.
Rank: YOU ROCK MY SOCKS, thanks for helping me be quiet when I'm listening to music at 3 and still am totally awake.
And this I pray, that your love would abound still, more and more with real knowledge and all discernment. Be prepared to preach the gospel at a moment's notice. Do you know the gospel well enough to do so yourself? Be ready.
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Furen - Posts: 2695
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My dearest Reeses Cups
How you bring pleasure to my lips,
a savory taste across my tongue...
How you are filled with brown delight that brightens my day
in but a moment
your orange cage comes into my sight,
for me to liberate you from.
Oh how you bring me
joy
Rank: Great! (NOM NOM NOM!)
How you bring pleasure to my lips,
a savory taste across my tongue...
How you are filled with brown delight that brightens my day
in but a moment
your orange cage comes into my sight,
for me to liberate you from.
Oh how you bring me
joy
Rank: Great! (NOM NOM NOM!)
"Because the World isn't as cruel as you take it to be." ~ Celty, Durarara!!
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you."
~Deuteronomy 31:6
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We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. ~ Iris Murdoch
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you."
~Deuteronomy 31:6
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We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. ~ Iris Murdoch
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