Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:37 am
Okay, so I was in high school, and my parents were out of the house for an evening. I was watching TV - I forget what, exactly. Anyway, I was getting a snack when the phone rang, but all there was on the other end was the sound of someone chewing. I said "Hello," and voice said "I'm here." Creepy, right?
A little time goes by, and the phone rings again. It's the same voice, saying "I'll eat with you." Okay, now that's really weird, so I call the phone company to find out who's calling. They say they can't look up who it was, but they can put a tap on the line in case I get another call.
About half an hour later, there's another call. The mysterious chewing sound and a voice saying, "You really are delicious." As soon as I hang up, there's another ring. It's the guy from the phone company, saying, "I've traced the calls - they're coming from inside your mouth!"
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I had my wisdom teeth taken out, and the weird thing is that my face turned slightly greenish for a little bit. Also, you're not supposed to play with the empty sockets, but I kept wanting to just because it felt so weird not to find what I was expecting in my own mouth.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.