Postby Fish and Chips » Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:43 am
It'd help if people who didn't like Superman actually knew anything about Superman. It gets tiring after awhile, every single Superman thread here basically boiling down to naysayers saying, "Superman sucks because he sucks, but Batman is awesome because I know all the latest Internet fashions and memes." Writing for great lengths of time only to get completely ignored or sidelined carries a certain irritation of its own, but of course we're the rude ones.
But, I'm not here to talk about that.
I'm here to talk about Superman.
People who aren't too keen on Superman generally like to talk about how he's too powerful, and how this means absolutely nothing is a challenge for him so he's boring. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong; if you knew even the most cursory information about Superman, I wouldn't have to tell you that.
Yes, Superman is powerful, but so few of you actually consider the full implications of that.[quote="Superman"][Batman] won't quit as long as he can still draw a breath. None of my teammates will.
Me? I've got a different problem.
I feel like I live in a world made of... cardboard]Superman, the Man of Steel, is living in world made of glass; a god among insects.
Every morning Clark Kent wakes up and goes to work. He'll meet people, shake hands, bump into passersby, maybe even give someone a hug. Now he's Superman, saving the city, protecting the innocent, fighting the good fight against evil. Can you even understand what he's up against?
Himself.
He's Superman. The same Superman who can lift cars, the same Superman who can destroy mountains and deflect bullets, the same Superman who can catch bullets and crush them between his fingers. The same Clark Kent who can catch bullets, and shakes your hand every day at work. His hand, a hand that could crush your fingers like wet newspaper, careful and measured in that firm, trustworthy handshake.
Superman may be a god among insects, but he cares about these insects, to the point that he actively wishes to preserve and protect them. Have you ever tried to catch a fly without killing it? Because Superman has to. Every single day of his life he has to, with every single person he meets, from the love of his life Lois Lane to that one guy who's always a jerk at the office, pushing Clark Kent around just cause he's a good old Kansas boy too nice to complain about it.
Superman could kill everyone on Earth, casually, without even thinking about it, or by accident even; those he loves and those he fights. Yet those same hands that can crush steel like clay deliver just the right amount of force to a mugger to knock him out before he can shoot a woman in an alleyway, unconscious.
Superman could have caved his skull in with one finger. Instead, he wakes up in police custody with a headache.
Superman is powerful, yes. Perhaps too powerful, and not in the meta Complaining About Stuff You Don't Like Sense. Superman has never been challenged by anything, ever? You don't know the first thing about Superman.
And yet - and yet - Superman, so much more than a man, is only a man. For all that he does, for all that he can do, Superman is only one man.
In some back issue somewhere someone broke into Superman's Fortress of Solitude. Inside they found untold mountains of envelopes, letters; words written to Superman. "Thank you Superman for saving my daddy." "I just wanted to write to say thanks for all you've done Superman. I don't know where I'd be without you." "God bless you Superman." And yet, for every letter of praise and esteem, there were others - possibly even more - written from a different perspective.
"Where were you when my son died Superman?"
Superman is faster than a speeding bullet. Superman is more powerful than a locomotive. Superman is able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!
Superman.
One man.
One man who cannot possibly save every man.
This haunts him. It will haunt him forever. But Superman doesn't permit himself the luxury of forgetting his failures.
You think Superman is boring and irritating? You think Superman has no trials, no challenges?
I repeat myself: You don't know the first thing about Superman.
I am not speaking down to you, not any of you. I am simply telling you the truth, because Superman would have wanted it that way.