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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:23 pm

ABlipinTime (post: 1443652) wrote:Reminds me of a trick I used to play on every copy cat (CC) I met:
Me: "Stop copying me."
CC: "Stop copying me."
Me: "I'm stupid."
CC: "I'm stupid."
...
CC: "Hey!!"

This doesn't work on my siblings anymore. Once in a while they'd all start repeating each other just to be annoying, so of course this remedy was thought up. But now it doesn't work:

Me: Stop repeating me.
Sibling: Stop repeating me.
Me: I'm an idiot.
Sibling: You're right. You are.

Or

Sibling: At least you have the courage to admit it! :D

Or the simpler

Sibling: You're an idiot.

Sometimes the person being repeated knows this will happen, and assumes the other will just be contrary in repeating who the first person said is an idiot. [What a hairy sentence that I'm not sure I got right. XD] This results in exchanges like this:

Me: Stop repeating me.
Sibling: Stop repeating me.
Me: You're an idiot.
Sibling: I'm a--ha ha--you're an idiot.
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Postby J.D3 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:02 pm

My older sister once said to me "Gosh, if you were any more mellow, you'd be dead!"
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Postby Paul » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:22 pm

You sorry silly stupid sack of entrails! Vengence is mine!
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Postby Rusty Claymore » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:30 pm

I prefer insulting myself, and my fav comes from Trigun Ep 1.
"I ain't got no kids and most women find me pretty offensive so I'm single."

And for the case of insulting someone else, "You need to die! It'd sure make us all a lot happier if you do." Rebuttled(if performed against you) by, "I'm sorry, I don't do requests."
Proverbs 31:32 "...when she watches anime, she keeps the room well lit and sits at a safe distance."
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Postby Winry » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:17 pm

You bob for apples in the toilet... and you like it!
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Postby Shao Feng-Li » Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:28 am

I like Yo Mamma insults.

"Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs."

And so on.
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Postby Sheenar » Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:13 am

Shao Feng-Li (post: 1443951) wrote:I like Yo Mamma insults.

"Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs."

And so on.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4n0F9R90F0
(No cursing or inappropriate language that I can remember.)
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Postby J.D3 » Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:18 am

Rusty Claymore (post: 1443881) wrote:I prefer insulting myself, and my fav comes from Trigun Ep 1.
"I ain't got no kids and most women find me pretty offensive so I'm single."

And for the case of insulting someone else, "You need to die! It'd sure make us all a lot happier if you do." Rebuttled(if performed against you) by, "I'm sorry, I don't do requests."


I love that one in Trigun. Packs me up every time! ;)
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Postby Beau Soir » Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:31 pm

PINGAS (post: 1444152) wrote:Pingas
How mature...
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Postby Nate » Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:49 pm

Snooping as usual I see.
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Postby Rusty Claymore » Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:29 pm

Hoidy-toidy mister God-like smarty pants.
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Postby Nightshade X » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:08 am

"Your soul is an appalling dump heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable... mangled up in tangled-up knots!!"
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Postby Tamachan319 » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:10 pm

This is more of a loving insult,because my friends and I say it to each other sometimes as a joke.
"You're special---which is a euphemism for WEIRD."
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Postby Nate » Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:15 am

I always knew it was really called "Weird Ed."
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