since mothers day is 2 hours away ( already in some states) i thought we could share the wisdom our moms have given to us over our smoochin off her food and money
heres what my mom has told me :
• Don't make that face or it'll freeze in that position. ( )
• Be careful or you'll put your eye out. ( )
• What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too? ( )
• You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes! ( i love this one)
• Close that door! Were you born in a barn? ( maybe i was!!)
• If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. (but i can think it!)
• Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been! (u dont know either)
• I know there’s a floor somewhere under those clothes, find it! ( )
and to all the moms out there...
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!