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What's the Most Memorable Thing Your Mom Ever Said to You?

Postby Htom Sirveaux » Sun May 09, 2010 9:40 am

Happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there! To all the sons and daughters, give us some of your mothers' wisest words.
To start us off . . .

"If you don't eat it, I'll put it under your pillow."
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Postby LadyRushia » Sun May 09, 2010 10:50 am

"Don't steal my underwear."

"You know, guys can like you for your intellect. Also, earrings would help."

"A white hair?! You better pluck that crap!"

"Bob is a manly gay man, not a flamer. I think he and Ricky Martin would make a good couple."

My mom says really epic and lulzy things a lot.
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Postby Gelka » Sun May 09, 2010 1:16 pm

"You get what you get and you don't throw a fit."

"No green hair on Sunday's."

"No, that much eyeshadow DOES make you look like a raccoon."
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Postby mechana2015 » Sun May 09, 2010 1:17 pm

"If you put that fake spider on me, I'll wake you up with a real one tomorrow morning."
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Postby rocklobster » Sun May 09, 2010 2:05 pm

"You are my only son and I love you. Even if you aren't always nice."
"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you. I appointed you to be a prophet of all nations."
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Postby Wyntre Rose » Mon May 10, 2010 3:17 pm

Not necessarily a one liner, but in response to something I once asked her:

Me: So, have you ever noticed that there are lots of Fairy Tales/stories/movies about ugly, geeky, or just generally unattractive guys that get gorgeous girls, and hardly ever any about the reverse? Why is that, do you think?
Mom: Well, Meg, even Fairy Tales need to be somewhat believable...
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Postby Mr. Hat'n'Clogs » Mon May 10, 2010 4:41 pm

"No, you can't make an Italian soda. But you can have some carrots." XD
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Postby Okami » Tue May 11, 2010 6:47 am

"I've got the good kid." :)
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Postby Doubleshadow » Tue May 11, 2010 12:59 pm

"Men are pigs."

"There is a special place in Hell for people who make other people wake up to the Adams Family doing the babushka."

"They're never dead until they're warm and dead."

I'm not joking. The second one she snarled at me, she really hates the Adams Family.

PS- She's really a nice person. These make her look bad. Love you, Mom!
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Postby Derek_Is_Me » Sun May 23, 2010 11:09 pm

"Get a job you lazy bum." lol not really. ^^
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Postby Nate » Mon May 24, 2010 6:24 am

Doubleshadow wrote:"Men are pigs."

...naaaaaaaaaah too easy.

ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I PROVE THIS STATEMENT TRUE.

The most memorable thing my mom ever said to me is "Do you ever plan on getting married?"

Like it's up to me or something. :l
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Postby Ante Bellum » Mon May 24, 2010 7:24 am

I...forgot a lot of the things my mom said. I'M SORRY I AM SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON!
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Postby Angel37 » Mon May 24, 2010 1:04 pm

"Can you wear something other than black?"

"Oh DON'T sing the ABC's! When you do all these voices in my head sing it at the same time and it's giving me a headache!" (my mom has DID and this was the only time I think she ever openly talked about it, XD).

"When you hurt I hurt."

"No, you're supposed to marry Prince William and your sister is to marry Tiger Woods and your other sister Josh Groban."

"NO NEED....to shout."

"You should marry him! He's tall, dark, and handsome!"

"Ok, I don't want him touching you, but if he kisses you you HAVE to tell me!" (to which I responded, mom I'm not even DATING that guy!)

"Sum-, Mick- oh...WHOEVER YOU ARE GET OVER HERE!"
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