Ohio Man Charged With DUI After Crashing Motorized Bar Stool

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Ohio Man Charged With DUI After Crashing Motorized Bar Stool

Postby Shao Feng-Li » Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:50 am

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Postby Radical Dreamer » Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:56 am

A motorized.

Bar stool.

LOL. Wow. That's pretty sad. XD
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Postby EricTheFred » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:01 am

That would fit together nicely with the drive-thrus serving mixed drinks I've seen in rural Louisiana.

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Postby ShiroiHikari » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:06 am

The bar stool is ridiculous enough but 15 beers?! BARFARONI. Also do you know how many calories that is? Might as well eat a couple of double cheeseburgers and some fries. >_>
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Postby Sparx00 » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:11 am

Is... That even possible? :eh:
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Postby LadyRushia » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:19 am

I think that guy gets the epic fail award of the day.
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Postby chibiphonebooth » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:25 am

haahahahahah woooooooooooow
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Postby Cognitive Gear » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:46 am

A motorized bar stool? I'd love to overhear the thought process that went into that particular strike of inventiveness.
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Postby Fantasy Dreamer » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:42 pm

I wonder how bored (or drunk?) any one person would have to be to sit down and think "Let's take this bar stool and put wheels, a motor, and steering wheel on it, then drive it around after drinking some beer!". XD

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Postby Etoh*the*Greato » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:57 pm

Aaaaahahahahaaaaaah.. yeah, this was on the TV work this morning. Ahhhahahaaahh aha... yeaaaah...
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Postby Roy Mustang » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:52 pm

Before I click on it, I was guessing that the guy's name would have been Norm Peterson, but I was wrong.


I wonder if it had the bumper sticker that I have seen before on the stool.


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Postby Robin Firedrake » Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:24 pm

Not as good as the motorized shopping cart chair I learned how to make =P
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Postby ChristianKitsune » Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:25 pm

LOL Saw this on Fox news earlier, lawl.

Actually, if the guy wasn't drunk; it's kind of creative... but to drive it drunk? THAT was stupid.
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Postby Warrior4Christ » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:09 am

EricTheFred (post: 1302298) wrote:That would fit together nicely with the drive-thrus serving mixed drinks I've seen in rural Louisiana.

I swear I am not making that up.

Mixed drinks as in alcoholic and in a bottle?
It's not that amazing...

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But the motorised bar stool is rather amazing... It does need a lower centre of gravity though.
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Postby GundamFan » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:26 am

This story is hilarous.But it could have been pretty bad since he probably was drivng on the sidewalk and could have injured a pedesterian.
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Postby EricTheFred » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:48 pm

Warrior4Christ (post: 1302523) wrote:Mixed drinks as in alcoholic and in a bottle?
It's not that amazing...


Actually, I'm talking margaritas, daquiris and such, ready to drink, sold in the same wax or styrofoam cups as soda and iced tea.
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