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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:59 am

http://www.holytaco.com/if-i-die-bacon-related-death-id-it-be-because
Seems almost as good as Turducken! There's also the Turbaconducken!

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Postby ChristianKitsune » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:52 am

D8
Yah...eating this everyday, would probably kill you...or at least make you very sick.... >_<
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Postby minakichan » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:59 am

They rolled it up, but they should stick a sausage inside.

And cover the outside in cheese too.

I would actually eat it. One slice. And that would be all I would eat for the day XD
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Postby Mithrandir » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:10 am

My angioplasty, let me show it to you!


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Postby David » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:23 am

That can't be healthy
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Postby Spirit_Wolf8356 » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:21 am

[color="DarkOrchid"]Iiiiit's bacoooon!

That's like a heart attack waiting to happen. Yeesh.[/color]


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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:20 am

This came from the U.S., didn't it?

Ahh, America. You really suck sometimes.

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Postby Radical Dreamer » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:25 am

Death from an oven. Holy crap that looks awful. XDD
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:28 am

That, looks kinda cool o_o I would probably only be able to handle one slice if any ^_^;
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Postby Stephen » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:37 am

This came from the U.S., didn't it?

Ahh, America. You really suck sometimes.

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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:39 am

Stephen (post: 1275348) wrote:Sissy.


Some of us have to watch our weight.

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Postby CrimsonRyu17 » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:49 pm

My God.

I have learned how to make a piece of heaven.
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Postby Fish and Chips » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:59 pm

Somewhere in the world there is a man who smokes these like import cigars.

I would very much like to meet that man.
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:41 pm

Fish and Chips (post: 1275380) wrote:Somewhere in the world there is a man who smokes these like import cigars.

I would very much like to meet that man.

I'm sure he would be a very smelly man.
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Postby Kkun » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:57 pm

Fish and Chips (post: 1275380) wrote:Somewhere in the world there is a man who smokes these like import cigars.

I would very much like to meet that man.


Found him.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:39 pm

I kinda like my bacon on the crispy side <33
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:05 pm

Tsukuyomi (post: 1275389) wrote:I kinda like my bacon on the crispy side <33

Oh yeah, so does Nate.

Maybe he won't eat this then.
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:24 pm

I think it looks tasty but I'd only eat one slice (I want to live a little longer).
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Postby Evran » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:01 pm

Lol. I see this is making it's way around the internet in a hurry (I only was reading about this on an Australian website a few days back).

As much as a like bacon and cheese, I like my heart being in working order moreso.
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Postby Popsicle » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:01 pm

Maybe if I make this with turkey bacon it will be healthier, haha!
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Postby KagayakiWashi » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:35 pm

I'll take mine RAW
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Postby Whitefang » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:55 pm

Delicious. Simply delicious. Though I'd rather have an omelet with bacon and cheese in it.
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:11 pm

Kkun (post: 1275386) wrote:Found him.


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Postby ADXC » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:35 pm

Holy mackeral! Man that looks so unhealthy, in yet, Im somehow drawn to it. Curse you bacon and cheese, you've claimed another thousand lives!
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Postby Gabriel 9.0 » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:54 pm

Happy Shabbat everybody, the only bacon I enjoy is Beef and Turkey bacon, having that much would kill me XD.
i can imagine the loads of sodium and calories in that...
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Psalm91
A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.
Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.
Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;
There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

Hebrews 4-4
1Let us therefore fear, lest, a promise being left us of entering into his rest, any of you should seem to come short of it.
2For unto us was the gospel preached, as well as unto them: but the word preached did not profit them, not being mixed with faith in them that heard it.
3For we which have believed do enter into rest, as he said, As I have sworn in my wrath, if they shall enter into my rest: although the works were finished from the foundation of the world.
4For he spake in a certain place of the seventh day on this wise, And God did rest the seventh day from all his works.



James 4
Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. Come near to God and he will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded. Grieve, mourn and wail. Change your laughter to mourning and your joy to gloom. Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift you up.



Revelation 22:14
Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:47 pm

Are you a Messianic Jew, Gabriel?
That would explain the not eating pig bacon part.
I've never heard of beef bacon or turkey bacon.
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Postby Gabriel 9.0 » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:01 pm

Warrior 4 Jesus (post: 1275433) wrote:Are you a Messianic Jew, Gabriel?
That would explain the not eating pig bacon part.
I've never heard of beef bacon or turkey bacon.


Seventh Day Adventist but I prefer to just say Christian, XD.

Really? You should try them out, very tasty. But high in sodium like other bacon XD
Some of my favorite scriptures.

Psalm91
A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.
Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.
Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;
There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

Hebrews 4-4
1Let us therefore fear, lest, a promise being left us of entering into his rest, any of you should seem to come short of it.
2For unto us was the gospel preached, as well as unto them: but the word preached did not profit them, not being mixed with faith in them that heard it.
3For we which have believed do enter into rest, as he said, As I have sworn in my wrath, if they shall enter into my rest: although the works were finished from the foundation of the world.
4For he spake in a certain place of the seventh day on this wise, And God did rest the seventh day from all his works.



James 4
Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. Come near to God and he will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded. Grieve, mourn and wail. Change your laughter to mourning and your joy to gloom. Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift you up.



Revelation 22:14
Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:12 pm

Oh, okay.
I may have to give them a go, not sure if you can get them in Australia though.
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Postby Sakaki Onsei » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:37 pm

Top it with Bacon Salt, and you have a major league winner.

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Postby Mithrandir » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:01 pm

Bacon Salt?
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