Postby Lady Kenshin » Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:02 am
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
---Eden Ahbez
Man: Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed as Batman?
Catwoman: Because he *is* Batman, you moron!
"One has to get used to everything in life, even eternity."--Erik, the Phantom of the Opera
"But you really shouldn't be frightened of Death. He's very approachable, really, not at all aloof, never passes by on the other side of the road simply because he's not been introduced. He makes no distinction of class...a flea-bitten rat or a beautiful princess, it's all the same to Death."--Erik, the Phantom of the Opera
"All I wanted was to be loved for myself."--Erik, the Phantom of the Opera
"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."--Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings
“The man for me is the cherry on the pie. But I'm the pie and my pie is good all by itself. Even if I don't have a cherry.”--Halle Berry
"I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheeseburger!" -- Harley Quinn (while being arrested)
"Fireworks make me all tingly inside!"-- Harley Quinn
"I'm having a bad day! I'm sick of people trying to shoot me,
run me over and blow me up!"-- Harley Quinn
Batman: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
Harley Quinn: I've never seen you laugh before... Cut it out. Yer givin' me the creeps...
Harley Quinn: Hey, don't I know you?
Bruce Wayne: I don't think so...
Harley Quinn: (Covers Bruce's upper face with her hand) Something about that chin... I know! (Pauses) You're Bruce Wayne! The boy millionaire!
Batman: I need help.
Harley Quinn: Well, you've come to the right place! I recommend a lobotomy.
Harley Quinn: We're broke, remember?! What was I supposed to do?!
Fill the tank, shoot the guy, and drive off?!
Joker: Mmhmm.
Harley Quinn: Now ya tell me!
Carnage: You get the joke!
The Joker: What joke..?
Carnage: That life is utterly meaningless...Totally absurd...And madness is the only sane response.
The Joker: Oh...that joke.
Batman: You're insane.
The Joker: Has it really taken you this long to notice?
The Joker: Knock-knock!
Man: [opening the door] Evening, Joker.
The Joker: [disappointed] You're supposed to say, "Who's there?"
Man: [a motorist just cut him off] Hey, buddy! Yeah, I'm talking to you, clown! You think you own the whole road? Why for two cents, I'd... [the motorist turns to reveal himself as the Joker] That was the Joker! I cussed out the Joker!
The Joker: [Later, tosses two pennies at man] There's your two cents. Now, what are you going to do to me?
Can you tell I love Harley Quinn and the Joker? They crack me up! ^-^
Venom: [Venom is on the Times Square jumbotron] The Venom marathon continues on the biggest TV in New York! We're shoutin' out to the whole big Rotten Apple, here people.
Spider-Man: Sad thing is, he'll probably get his own talk show for this.
Venom: So, we've got this beautiful redhead. You know her, she's one of those famous bimbos. We have decided that this poor little lassie has twenty-four hours to live! Twenty-four hours! Oh, by the way... her name is Mary Jane Parker! Ahahaha!
Spider-Man: No! Not Mary Jane!
Venom: So, just in case *someone*... and I know who it could be. If anyone of you tight-wearing freaks out there, want to save little miss fashion model... THEN BRING IT ON! Meanwhile, New Yorkers... the Venom marathon will continue!
Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault.
~Oscar Wilde~