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Postby Ingemar » Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:16 am

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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:32 am

Crazy? Yes. Clever? Also yes.

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Postby Fish and Chips » Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:57 am

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Postby Radical Dreamer » Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:08 am

That is amazing. Best stealth weapon ever? I think so. XD
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Postby Stephen » Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:14 am

Amazing. I should make a Maine version using grouse...or Turkey.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:32 am

No crazy weapon list would be complete without a gay bomb.

Of course, there could always be a gay bat bomb...
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Postby minakichan » Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:08 pm

Reminds me of that squirrel Rock Lee saves in the Chuunin exam.

No crazy weapon list would be complete without a gay bomb.

Augh, I love the gay bomb! Didn't know there was a BODY ODOR version XD
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Postby Ingemar » Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:59 pm

OP was discovered when I was searching for "bat bomb" on Google in hope of finding Batman and Robin related links. :p
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Postby Cognitive Gear » Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:40 pm

I came here expecting this:

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Postby Amzi Live » Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:50 pm

wow! poor bats. At least they die instantly.
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:12 pm

Cognitive Gear (post: 1270613) wrote:I came here expecting this:

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Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:30 pm

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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:13 pm

Jaden Mental (post: 1270619) wrote:Image

This must be what Gordon Freeman uses for long-range combat.
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Postby Fish and Chips » Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:47 pm

"Gordon!"

"An incomprehensibly Darwinian alien conglomerate has completely enslaved the last vestiges of humanity as they slowly incorporate human civilization into an unthinking biomechanical hive society. We're may be mankind's last chance for survival."

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Postby rocklobster » Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:00 pm

and yet it still doesn't beat Lulu's sentient voodoo doll. (random FF10 reference)
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Postby Stephen » Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:19 pm

Could be worse...


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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:41 pm

Fish and Chips (post: 1270634) wrote:"Gordon!"

"An incomprehensibly Darwinian alien conglomerate has completely enslaved the last vestiges of humanity as they slowly incorporate human civilization into an unthinking biomechanical hive society. We're may be mankind's last chance for survival."

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"I get the gun. Here's a crowbar."

Silly for me to say this, but it's arguable that Barney does not have a gun in the beginning of Half-Life 2. =p It's more feasible that he has a stun baton instead. XD Also the fact that NPCs can only hold one weapon at a time further strengthens that argument. XDDD
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Postby Fish and Chips » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:12 pm

Mr. SmartyPants (post: 1270656) wrote:Silly for me to say this
Yes.

Yes it is.
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Postby Doubleshadow » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:15 pm

Mr. SmartyPants (post: 1270656) wrote:Silly for me to say this, but it's arguable that Barney does not have a gun in the beginning of Half-Life 2. =p It's more feasible that he has a stun baton instead. XD Also the fact that NPCs can only hold one weapon at a time further strengthens that argument. XDDD


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Postby Technomancer » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:48 pm

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I might give it a tie with the Russian dog mines.
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Postby RidleyofZebes » Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:03 pm

O.o I hate to admit it, but that was genius. Bat bombs, huh? XD
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Postby Dante » Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:05 pm

Actually... when I first started half life, in death match the crow bar was my favorite weapon... I liked dark levels where I would hide in the shadows and then when they walked by I'd jump out and beat them up with it... of course half the time they had a bazooka and were so scared by having me jump out they accidently hit fire.. the best place with shadows was a dark small closed off room :P. You get the picture.
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:08 pm

Mr. SmartyPants (post: 1270656) wrote:Silly for me to say this, but it's arguable that Barney does not have a gun in the beginning of Half-Life 2. =p It's more feasible that he has a stun baton instead. XD Also the fact that NPCs can only hold one weapon at a time further strengthens that argument. XDDD


Also the fact that Ryan can only have a) a keyboard in his hands or b) a life at a time . . .

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Postby chibiphonebooth » Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:30 pm

ooOOHHH RAI MADE A ZINNGGERRRRRR
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Postby Doubleshadow » Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:24 am

Raiden no Kishi (post: 1270678) wrote:Also the fact that Ryan can only have a) a keyboard in his hands or b) a life at a time . . .

^_~

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Oh, burn! We need a smiley engulfed in flames for things like this.

I also nominate this for Craziest Weapons Test ever and Craziest Understatement Ever.

The first documented attempt to reproduce the infrasound effects was by the much mythologised Russian/French physicist Vladimir Gavreau in 1957. Gavreau became interested in infrasound when he was asked to cure a case of ‘Sick Building Syndrome’; Staff at a research plant in Marseilles were mysteriously falling ill. Chemical or pathogen poisoning was suspected but Gavreau eventually traced the origin of the illnesses to an air conditioning units rotating fans that were generating low frequency sound waves. Gavreau began to experiment with low frequency acoustics with the intention of creating a viable audio weapon for the French military. Several prototype designs of various sizes were produced christened ‘canon sonique’ consisting of piston driven tubes and smaller compressed air horns and whistles. Gavreau and his team tested the instruments on themselves at the Marseilles plant with unexpected success as apparently one of the team died instantly “his internal organs… mashed into an amorphous jelly by the vibrationsâ€
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