In 10 years from now.....

Postby **Stephen** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 9:03 pm

"Shatterheart After a recent funeral funural someone accidently droped McDonalds food preservative in a grave. Thus a zombie was raised from the grave and slowly takes over Shatterhearts community. He grabs himself a shotgun from "BigK" (Kmart) and vows to take back his home town"

Hey Volt, get some cameras...lets make a cheesy C grade horror flick that will be so lousy that sci-fi will only play it after midnight....to save money on zombies we will just use one...and put a paper bag on his head...each scene will have a dif pic.

Postby **CobaltAngel** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 8:13 am

Well, I'd watch your movie, Volt. XD!

Ekul: Will become the drummer for the Newsboys.

Postby **The_Marauding_Maniac** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:03 am

O.O REally? _._
CobaltAngel will write a play more popular than Oliver Twist and A Christmas Carol put together.

Postby **uc pseudonym** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 5:00 pm

CobaltAngel wrote:Well, I'd watch your movie, Volt. XD!

Millions of people will. C grade horror movies have greater gravitational pulls than several black holes. The worse the better. Be careful about those zombies, Shatterheart, some of them will insist on all sorts of luxeries. Put your foot down. Give em an inch and they'll take a mile.

Postby **Stephen** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 5:22 pm

I know...first they want food...then they want running water....its like, duh...your dead...nobody is gonna notice if you shaved this morning!

Postby **Ashley** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 6:01 pm

Just don't name any of them after me. Especially the stupid ones. Really, that's ok.

Postby **uc pseudonym** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 6:59 pm

Well, this comment is solely due to my surprise at Ashley's new sig. I hadn't realized this was so pervasive already over CAA... but I'll do it in a form that applies to this thread.

CAA ...will be split into multiple warring factions over the Best Anime Couple contest. War is fiercely waged across the forums. Someone points out that the word "favorite" is both present and implies a personal choice, but no one listens to them. Just before the final vote is tallied, a comet mysteriously plows through earth, destroying it. Evil laughter is heard from the direction of Kansas.

Postby **Retten** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:02 pm

This is awsome! Its so funny :lol:

Postby **andyroo** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:15 pm

Lol. Just don't click on the link in her's or Straylight's sigs. And if you didn't notice them then don't. If only I had read all the way through that thread.... my eyes hurt for hours. :drool:

Postby **Fsiphskilm** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 10:17 pm

Actually We

Postby **neoassassin2078** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:34 pm

NEOASSASSIN2078: After numerous attempts at world domination, I will finally settle down and become an anime director. My first anime will be about a shy young man who, for some instance or another, comes to share his residence with several young women and thus, fanservice ensues. After being tarred and feathered an otherwise kicked out of the anime industry, I will start my own religion based on the purity and goodwill of the soul. After that I will live out the rest of my life quie placidly until I get old and alzheimers diseses leads me to believe that I am the reincarnation of Tupac Shakir.

Postby **DrNic** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 4:17 pm

Here we go, this is the REAL future for the CAA:

CAA: In the years to come the CAA will form a multi-national organisation that connects Christian Anime lovers all over the web and has become rich from selling those awful little erasers that say 'Jesus Lives' and don't actually work properly.

In the year 2087, when most of us are too old to actually realise whats going on around us, the earth gets invaded by floating brains that eat peoples flesh (thank you Futurama and Night of the Living Dead).

The CAA then stops producing erasers ( thank goodness!) and begins producing Nuclear Chainsaws to help fight the war against the brains. The only problem is that people who wield the chainsaws usually find themselves torn up by an atomic blast when fighting with them (strange that), so the CAA stops producing Nuclear Chainsaws and begins producing normal chainsaws (the nuclear waste is all dumped on Pluto which is then eaten away by the radioactive particles, implodes 40 years later creating a vortex to the 4th dimention which leads to an invasion of killer goldfish...but thats another story).

With the chainsaws, earth beats the brains... mainly because they weren't very good tacticians and used most of there brain power trying to pick up intergalactic TV signals. Earth congratulates the members of the CAA and gives Ashley- who is by now just a brain in a jar- a medal of honor for her lifetime achivements.

As well as this, Ronins intergalactic library manages to sell its last copy of Spiderman no.1, millions go crazy. Apart from that, earths future looks a lot brighter... well apart from the invasion of killer goldfish... and when Ronin sells out of Spiderman No.2...oh, and of course theres the time Kurt Cobains ghost comes back and threatens to burn McDonalds HQ down...but apart from that...

Postby **Danyasaur** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 6:28 pm

Ashley: after being asked out by half the guys on the CAA will buy out Deny's taking revenge on the restraunt industry by putting her imployees through the same horible experience she went through as a waitress all throughout the worldwide Deny's chain

Inky: Steel Bloood gets reconized by Tokyopop and gets published becoming a worldwide hit though Inky refuses to give her picture to the company, her explanation for Tokyopop was aparently "PIE". after Steel Blood's last manga comes out Inky retires from her manga days and goes into the PIE industry become famous for her APPLEPIEs

CobaltAngel: becomes famous for her kawaii art style and becomes a world famous Manga-ka and is featured in magazines all over Japan

Postby **CobaltAngel** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 6:40 pm

*cackles and highfives Archy* Inky makes PIES. XD

Postby **Ashley** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:20 pm

Ashley: after being asked out by half the guys on the CAA will buy out Deny's taking revenge on the restraunt industry by putting her imployees through the same horible experience she went through as a waitress all throughout the worldwide Deny's chain

Bah ha ha ha! That's great. I had no idea you knew I was a waitress. Kudos for half-truths! (and by that, I do NOT mean the first line about being asked out =P )

Postby **uc pseudonym** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 5:28 am

Resisting... urge... to retaliate for an event long in the past...

Not really. I don't harbor negative feelings, I just forgive and then remember for eternity. Very good though, arch angel, a good twist of the true and the untrue. Such things make both good lies and good humor.

Postby **true_noir_chloe** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 7:26 pm

>>True_Noir_Chloe and Mave will be world-renowned coproducers of spectacular manga. They will both be knighted in Japan. (By then, the hip new Emperor will be knighting people because hey! it's cool to be a knight.)

Thanks for mentioning me, Eire, I always wanted to be knight. :hug:

I laughed out loud in my office over UC's. That was very funny, UC. *applauds*

UC: Finally leaves Kansas, and realizes what people in the 21st century really dress like.

Maybe I'll think of more later.

Postby **Retten** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 7:50 pm

ah yes FLCL answers this question

"With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters"

Postby **uc pseudonym** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 4:10 pm

true_noir_chloe wrote:I laughed out loud in my office over UC's. That was very funny, UC. *applauds*

Thanks. I'll even overlook the following text...

Postby **Mave** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 4:40 pm

true_noir_chloe wrote:>>True_Noir_Chloe and Mave will be world-renowned coproducers of spectacular manga. They will both be knighted in Japan. (By then, the hip new Emperor will be knighting people because hey! it's cool to be a knight.)

UC: Finally leaves Kansas, and realizes what people in the 21st century really dress like.

God willing, Eirewolf, God willing. ^^

UC: Is appalled by what he sees and starts a fashion revolution based on what he thinks everyone should wear, including the overly-hyped "wheat skirts". The "Uncreative Movement" eventually pervades the writing industry and UC goes around the world, holding seminars, "Uncreative Writing." The movement goes down in U.S history, including the infamous "Feh", "Creativity is overrated" and "Creativity is only for amateurs." Webster and Oxford have no choice but to redefine uncreative/uncreativity.

Postby **uc pseudonym** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 4:44 pm

Come on, people! I know how modern people dress! I wear kilts and robes for goodness sake!

Postby **Stephen** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:45 am

Whats wrong with kilts?

Postby **uc pseudonym** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:59 am

For the record, this thread has been humerous from the start, and I in no way mean to stop the fun, but let's keep our goofing off to quality messing around, shall we? Not that I'm suggesting anyone isn't at the moment, but I can imagine this thread discending into chaos. Now to answer Shatterheart...

You can rearrange the letters to spell tilk, and we all know what that means.

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:00 am

Wow, this is just like the end of suikoden 2, when everybody leaves and you get a little epilouge! coolio! I'll allow Angel to write mine....

Postby **Htom Sirveaux** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:23 am

I'll write one for you too, Zarn.

Zarn Ishtare will recognize that although his barding talents are exceptional to say the least, he simply cannot outbard me. And so rather than remaining as bitter rivals, we will form the ultimate barding union and turn our dope bard skills loose on the world, whereupon we will BARD THEIR SOCKS OFF! And our music shall make all right with the world. There shall be no more poverty as jobs will be given without hassle, discrimination, or extensive paperwork. There shall be no more famine as Taco Bells and Old Country Buffets will spring up across the globe. And international disputes will be settled with Halo tournaments played by representatives of the opposing countries.

Postby **Solid Ronin** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 11:30 am

uc pseudonym wrote:Come on, people! I know how modern people dress! I wear kilts and robes for goodness sake!

In a Kansas farm far far away:

Uc: Put this on ,Ronin.

*Uc hands ronin a kilt*

Ronin:...uhhhh...Master?.?.?.?.How am I supposed to train with that on?

Uc: That's apart of the training.

Ronin: 0.0

Postby **Azier the Swordsman** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 5:32 pm

After Parn and Deed lost in the 'Best Anime Couples' contest, Ashley went mentally insane, and began a massive quest for power and world domination. 10 have passed, and Ashley is about to achieve her victory with her menacing army of Parn and Deed supporters, until from the shadows Azier the Swordsman appears and excutes his 'Light of Heaven' attack, which causes Ashley's once faithful army to see the true light, that Kenshin and Kaoru is the only perfect choice. Ashley's army turns on her, and she is arrested by the US government and subjected to brainwashing through 24/7 reruns of Rurouni Kenshin.

Postby **Lehn** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 5:44 pm

skyee is hunted down byUnCreative and Shatterheart for insulting the fashion savviness of the kilt and has several frozen fish thrown at her.

And a kitchen sink.

An Irish jig follows, preformed by Shatterheat and UC as they set out to rid the world of tilks

Postby **EireWolf** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 5:48 pm

uc pseudonym wrote:For the record, this thread has been humerous from the start, and I in no way mean to stop the fun, but let's keep our goofing off to quality messing around, shall we? Not that I'm suggesting anyone isn't at the moment, but I can imagine this thread discending into chaos. Now to answer Shatterheart...

You can rearrange the letters to spell tilk, and we all know what that means.

I am seeing some gross inconsistencies in this post... :eyebrow:

... But it is good to see you goof around once in a while, UC.

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 5:59 pm

(Laughs at spoonybards attempt to undermine his mad barding skills)

"no no bard, its like this....

After years of begging Ashlaylay *tm, for a job a CAA, he is finally rewarded with the position of the Official Bard and Janitor Ruler dude of the said department. Defeated, Spoonybard spirals into a dark sad life of bad Celtic music, coupled with Ancient Chamber music, coming back to the surface ten years later with a greatest hits album, "Thou art my hunny girl". As Spoony rises back into world fame, Zarn is booted from the Department of Bards for illigal use of lyrics, and is forced to be spoonys lacky until one day, both dissapear. It is said that after both unleashed their mad barding skills on each other, the universe inside the office collasped and sent them to the Dimension of RPGS, where the live out the rest of their lives trying to beat Final Fantasy 7. As a side note, The City of Chigcago becomes the Only city in the world with its own time space continoum rip.

In 10 years from now.....

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