http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2008/10/08/bc-bear-attack-survivor.html
In all seriousness though, that may be the most hardcore thing I have ever read.
I see I made the news again
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sharien chan - Posts: 454
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You have to say, he had a lot of guts to go after the bear.
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You have to say, he had a lot of guts to go after the bear.
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Roy Mustang - Posts: 6022
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Stephen...how do you find yourself in these situations? XDDD First a shark and now a bear...XDDDDDDDDD
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sharien chan - Posts: 454
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So much for the ol' curl-up-into-a-ball technique. Heck, I've said that wouldn't work for years.
Phew! Thank God he's alive.
...taking on a bear single handedly? Isn't that Chuck Norris' job?
Phew! Thank God he's alive.
...taking on a bear single handedly? Isn't that Chuck Norris' job?
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...Dude!
That IS hardcore! XD I've never heard of anyone surviving a bear attack by fighting back. With a STICK. I refuse to read the comments, though, because I just know someone's gonna be all "ohhhh he killed the poor bear HE SHOULD HAVE DIED INSTEAD." Augh. XD
Regardless, sweet. XD
That IS hardcore! XD I've never heard of anyone surviving a bear attack by fighting back. With a STICK. I refuse to read the comments, though, because I just know someone's gonna be all "ohhhh he killed the poor bear HE SHOULD HAVE DIED INSTEAD." Augh. XD
Regardless, sweet. XD
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that sounds like something from an action movie.
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Radical Dreamer wrote:
That IS hardcore! XD I've never heard of anyone surviving a bear attack by fighting back. With a STICK. I refuse to read the comments, though, because I just know someone's gonna be all "ohhhh he killed the poor bear HE SHOULD HAVE DIED INSTEAD." Augh. XD
You mean like this,
That poor bear, how dare he kill it. I mean like, the bear was like here first, like for sure!
XD
But really, its the bear or him, nuff said and he won.
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Roy Mustang - Posts: 6022
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Wow that must have been really something.
Some of my favorite scriptures.
Psalm91
A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.
Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.
Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;
There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.
Hebrews 4-4
1Let us therefore fear, lest, a promise being left us of entering into his rest, any of you should seem to come short of it.
2For unto us was the gospel preached, as well as unto them: but the word preached did not profit them, not being mixed with faith in them that heard it.
3For we which have believed do enter into rest, as he said, As I have sworn in my wrath, if they shall enter into my rest: although the works were finished from the foundation of the world.
4For he spake in a certain place of the seventh day on this wise, And God did rest the seventh day from all his works.
James 4
Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. Come near to God and he will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded. Grieve, mourn and wail. Change your laughter to mourning and your joy to gloom. Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift you up.
Revelation 22:14
Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
Psalm91
A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.
Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.
Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;
There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.
Hebrews 4-4
1Let us therefore fear, lest, a promise being left us of entering into his rest, any of you should seem to come short of it.
2For unto us was the gospel preached, as well as unto them: but the word preached did not profit them, not being mixed with faith in them that heard it.
3For we which have believed do enter into rest, as he said, As I have sworn in my wrath, if they shall enter into my rest: although the works were finished from the foundation of the world.
4For he spake in a certain place of the seventh day on this wise, And God did rest the seventh day from all his works.
James 4
Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. Come near to God and he will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded. Grieve, mourn and wail. Change your laughter to mourning and your joy to gloom. Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift you up.
Revelation 22:14
Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
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That guy should've been called John...
Everywhere like such as, and MOES.
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He should've brought the body back and stuffed it. Nothing like making a trophy out of a bear you fought with a stick.
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User Name (post: 1263292) wrote:Stephen has two names, apparently. Larry and Jim.
I see another screen name change coming...
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LadyRushia (post: 1263330) wrote:He should've brought the body back and stuffed it. Nothing like making a trophy out of a bear you fought with a stick.
You know, I'm not much for taxidermy, but if I killed a bear with a stick like that, I'd have the sucker stuffed and mounted - at least the head. That sort of thing needs to be commemorated. Best conversation piece ever, especially if you have hunting friends.
"Oh, I see you've got a bear on the wall there. What did you take her with - a .308, .30-06?" (I'm probably underestimating the caliber rifle one would use for a bear, but hey - I don't hunt)
"Just some piece of wood lying on the ground. Of course, it broke the first time I hit her with it, so I only really used half the stick."
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Raiden no Kishi - Posts: 2518
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Oh my goodness! XDD I like how he says he tried to kick the bear in the face first!!! XDD!
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It's funny, my bf parents are going to 70 Mile House this weekend. Maybe they'll get this guys autograph for me =P
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Raiden no Kishi (post: 1263349) wrote:You know, I'm not much for taxidermy, but if I killed a bear with a stick like that, I'd have the sucker stuffed and mounted - at least the head. That sort of thing needs to be commemorated. Best conversation piece ever, especially if you have hunting friends.
"Oh, I see you've got a bear on the wall there. What did you take her with - a .308, .30-06?" (I'm probably underestimating the caliber rifle one would use for a bear, but hey - I don't hunt)
"Just some piece of wood lying on the ground. Of course, it broke the first time I hit her with it, so I only really used half the stick."
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It would be a good conversation piece for your hunting friends, but maybe not for a formal occasion with people who aren't exactly seasoned in hunting or even been near a deer. "Oh my, where'd you buy this beast?" "Oh I just killed it." "Good gracious, surely you shot it like ten times." "No, no I just hit it on the skull with a piece of wood that I found on the ground and she just fell over like a big timber. Hey would you like to see my gashing head wound?" "Good heavens no!" *Guy shows wound* *Everyone faints*
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sharien chan (post: 1263413) wrote:My favorite line in the entire thing was when he said he kicked it in the face. XDD Who does that?
You mean who other than Chuck Norris?
I think my respect for Canadians has increased.
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ich1990 (post: 1263469) wrote:You mean who other than Chuck Norris?
I think my respect for Canadians has increased.
Well of course Chuck Norris does it...on a regular basis I'm sure. But someone normal? XDD
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sharien chan - Posts: 454
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Chuck Norris wouldn't have to kick it u_u He'd only have to stand in front of it and the fist in his beard would emerge and punch the bear out D:<
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Tsukuyomi (post: 1263582) wrote:Chuck Norris wouldn't have to kick it u_u He'd only have to stand in front of it and the fist in his beard would emerge and punch the bear out D:<
Or the bear would kick itself in the face...
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sharien chan - Posts: 454
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animedude90 (post: 1263691) wrote:Nah, Chuck Norris is to the point where he can just glare into your eyes and your insides will go into fury causing you to punch yourself into submission.
Or your insides will start to melt...similar to what the ebola virus does...
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sharien chan - Posts: 454
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animedude90 (post: 1263451) wrote:It would be a good conversation piece for your hunting friends, but maybe not for a formal occasion with people who aren't exactly seasoned in hunting or even been near a deer. "Oh my, where'd you buy this beast?" "Oh I just killed it." "Good gracious, surely you shot it like ten times." "No, no I just hit it on the skull with a piece of wood that I found on the ground and she just fell over like a big timber. Hey would you like to see my gashing head wound?" "Good heavens no!" *Guy shows wound* *Everyone faints*
. . .
I'm waiting for you to tell me the downside to this scenario.
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