Postby KagayakiWashi » Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:40 pm
Well, around the 1600's, my ancestor, William Dalfand wrangled a bunch of pirates together and forced a drinking ban on them, thus their heads were clearer, and they fought better, ufortunately, they weren't good at sailing and sunk, but before that happened my ancestor had a child, who had more children and for one hundred and fifty years, my ancestors were renegade sea people who went from country to country until fate brought Jackson Dalfand into hand to hand combat with none other than Thomas Jefferson when my ancestors tried to conquer America. Unfortunately, Jackson was accustomed to fighting on sea, not on land...but before he died, he had a child, and that child, along with his mother, escaped the hanging of the rest of the family. That child, Armando Dalfand, took his mother's maiden name, Arnaldo, and they wandered the desert in the west. Armando had children and they became bounty hunters in the old west, because they needed money and they weren't good at farming....but they weren't good at shooting either. They all got gunned down, except for Boss Arnaldo, who was asked to help fight ninjas in Japan, but he got captured by the ninjas and converted themto ninjaism. Then he went climbing up Mount Fuji and he got lost and a dinosaur ate him but he tasted so bad that he spit him into the sky where a crane caught him and took him back to America where he raised more kids and worked at a car plant and then his children worked on the Manhattan Project and my grandfather served in the war and then I was born and brought peach and balance to the force as a prophesied person.
Actually, all I know is there was a guy name Adam......then a little later, a guy named Noah. It gets real fuzzy until I think I was related to one of the unpopular Presidents. Then my grandfather was taught piano by one of Rachmaninov's students.....and my other grandpa fought a bunch of Germans in WWII. Then my parents were born then me. I liked the first one better though.
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