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Jingo Jaden - Posts: 2175
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Hey... lets just watch JMs green light... if it goes out we know that the world has ended... JM can be like... you know... our "black hole canary" 
... JM don't leave CAA, we need to observe your activity to make sure that we're not all about to die from death by black hole.
It is perhaps... interesting to note that JM is spending his last waking moments before being eaten alive by a black hole viewing CAA... while I am spending mine... doing physics... and its not even a physics problem I am enjoying all that much... it was long, and I dislike the order of magnitude for the final answer with a passion.
(I may as well stay awake for the next six minutes).
... JM don't leave CAA, we need to observe your activity to make sure that we're not all about to die from death by black hole.It is perhaps... interesting to note that JM is spending his last waking moments before being eaten alive by a black hole viewing CAA... while I am spending mine... doing physics... and its not even a physics problem I am enjoying all that much... it was long, and I dislike the order of magnitude for the final answer with a passion.
(I may as well stay awake for the next six minutes).
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Dante - Posts: 1323
- Joined: Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:24 pm
- Location: Where-ever it is, it sure is hot!
Still alive
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.
and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.
and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive
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mechana2015 - Posts: 5025
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I'm not dead yet!
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JesusFreak84 - Posts: 279
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ChristianKitsune - Posts: 5420
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.... This whole death thing is really overrated... I mean... I just experienced getting eaten by a black hole and look, nada... I can still even type on CAA. Wow... I mean just wow. Who knew.
FKA Pascal
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Dante - Posts: 1323
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*Pokes Kitchan*
You're alive!
You're alive!
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JesusFreak84 - Posts: 279
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Fish and Chips - Posts: 4415
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To those unfortunate dead.
Its funny though, all those people saying that God is dead even before any of the results. Oh well, even more fun with debates after this and the results.
Its funny though, all those people saying that God is dead even before any of the results. Oh well, even more fun with debates after this and the results.
Of two evils, choose neither - Charles Spurgeon.
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Jingo Jaden - Posts: 2175
- Joined: Mon May 15, 2006 2:26 pm
- Location: Norway
I didn't even feel anything....
Everywhere like such as, and MOES.
"Expect great things from God; attempt great things for God." - William Carey
"Expect great things from God; attempt great things for God." - William Carey
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Warrior4Christ - Posts: 2045
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- Location: Carefully place an additional prawn on the barbecue
The scientific method," Thomas Henry Huxley once wrote, "is nothing but the normal working of the human mind." That is to say, when the mind is working; that is to say further, when it is engaged in corrrecting its mistakes. Taking this point of view, we may conclude that science is not physics, biology, or chemistry—is not even a "subject"—but a moral imperative drawn from a larger narrative whose purpose is to give perspective, balance, and humility to learning.
Neil Postman
(The End of Education)
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge
Isaac Aasimov
Neil Postman
(The End of Education)
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge
Isaac Aasimov
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Technomancer - Posts: 2379
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They just ran some particles around the tube today – clockwise. They will do counter-clockwise next. No collisions scheduled for a while.
Anyways, if they do start off the destruction of the world, it may take several years to actually happen – so you all still need to do your homework and get jobs. No back-talking!
My personal favorite is the apparent possibility of forming a quasar inside the Earth that will eat the planet from the inside out. After about four years – a beam of light will shine out of the Indian Ocean followed shortly by a beam of light coming out of the other side of the planet. I hope that’s my front yard. How cool would that be?
“Hey! There’s a beam of light coming out of your lawn.â€
Anyways, if they do start off the destruction of the world, it may take several years to actually happen – so you all still need to do your homework and get jobs. No back-talking!
My personal favorite is the apparent possibility of forming a quasar inside the Earth that will eat the planet from the inside out. After about four years – a beam of light will shine out of the Indian Ocean followed shortly by a beam of light coming out of the other side of the planet. I hope that’s my front yard. How cool would that be?
“Hey! There’s a beam of light coming out of your lawn.â€
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termyt - Posts: 4289
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Aw maaaaan.... *sulks off*
"I do not feel obliged to believe that that same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use." - Galileo Galilei
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Etoh*the*Greato - Posts: 2618
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It could be that the world has already ended-- our bodies are being preserved in space refrigerators and our brains hooked up to alien virtual reality stuffs.
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minakichan - Posts: 1547
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Hah! You may want to read David Icke.
"I do not feel obliged to believe that that same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use." - Galileo Galilei
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Etoh*the*Greato - Posts: 2618
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Awww, no earth go boom! I guess that I will need to finish that photoshop project after all.
This has been the biggest disappointment since Y2K.
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This has been the biggest disappointment since Y2K.
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Roy Mustang - Posts: 6022
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Fish and Chips - Posts: 4415
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Fish and Chips (post: 1258167) wrote:Where's the kaboom.
There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom.
Yeah. Still no ray guns or flying cars, either.
Frickin' scientists always talking big and delivering jack squat.
^_^
.rai//
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[color="Indigo"]"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you . . . stranger."[/color]
Strollin' in at dawn, wakin' up at noon's gonna catch up to me soon
'Just sleep when you're dead' is what I said 'cause I'm jumpin' off the moon
[color="Indigo"]"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you . . . stranger."[/color]
Strollin' in at dawn, wakin' up at noon's gonna catch up to me soon
'Just sleep when you're dead' is what I said 'cause I'm jumpin' off the moon
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Raiden no Kishi - Posts: 2518
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26641652/ <<<why fear mongering and miseducation are bad. Good job media sources.
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mechana2015 - Posts: 5025
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Everyone's safe because I destroyed the black hole with my Giant Robot Tatsumaki-V and its Hyper Finishing Move: Super Ultra Giga Breaker Astro Fist of Righteousness Punch. It sparkles.
"To be a good listener, you must acquire a musical culture...you must be familiar with the history and development of music, you must listen...to receive music you have to open your ears and wait for the music, you must believe that it is something you need ...to listen is an effort, and just to hear has no merit. A duck hears also." - Igor Stravinsky
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KagayakiWashi - Posts: 800
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KagayakiWashi (post: 1258181) wrote:Everyone's safe because I destroyed the black hole with my Giant Robot Tatsumaki-V and its Hyper Finishing Move: Super Ultra Giga Breaker Astro Fist of Righteousness Punch. It sparkles.
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[color="Orange"]WELCOME TO MOES[/color]
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Radical Dreamer - Posts: 7950
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"Large Hadron Magnifier"
[font="Tahoma"][SIZE="2"]"It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things."
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Cognitive Gear - Posts: 2381
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Mr. SmartyPants - Posts: 12541
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Cognitive Gear (post: 1258208) wrote:"Large Hadron Magnifier"
Wait a minute . . .
The protestors are one color and the scientists are another color.
ZOMG RACIST OVERTONES?
j/k
.rai//
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[color="Indigo"]"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you . . . stranger."[/color]
Strollin' in at dawn, wakin' up at noon's gonna catch up to me soon
'Just sleep when you're dead' is what I said 'cause I'm jumpin' off the moon
[color="Indigo"]"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you . . . stranger."[/color]
Strollin' in at dawn, wakin' up at noon's gonna catch up to me soon
'Just sleep when you're dead' is what I said 'cause I'm jumpin' off the moon
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Raiden no Kishi - Posts: 2518
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I love how Google's logo was the Large Hadron Collider yesterday. That was awesome.
"Therefore we do not lose heart. Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day. For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal." 2 Corinthians 4:16-18
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Sheenar - Posts: 2989
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My favorite bit of misinformation came yesterday when the pseudo-news shows all made fun of the fact we are still alive. If the end of the world comes, it will come when they use the collider to actually cause collisions.
Of course it's always more fun to make fun of people who bring up extremely unlikely but terrifying scenarios and if they actually waited until the event that's supposed to end the world actually happens, it probably wouldn't be a news story anymore and their audiences would not remember what they are making fun of.
On the other hand, if it is still news, they can make fun of them all over again and their audiences probably won't remember they are making the same jokes twice. They could probably even just re-play the old clips.
Of course it's always more fun to make fun of people who bring up extremely unlikely but terrifying scenarios and if they actually waited until the event that's supposed to end the world actually happens, it probably wouldn't be a news story anymore and their audiences would not remember what they are making fun of.
On the other hand, if it is still news, they can make fun of them all over again and their audiences probably won't remember they are making the same jokes twice. They could probably even just re-play the old clips.
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termyt - Posts: 4289
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termyt (post: 1258282) wrote:My favorite bit of misinformation came yesterday when the pseudo-news shows all made fun of the fact we are still alive. If the end of the world comes, it will come when they use the collider to actually cause collisions.
True, mostly I'm just annoyed that this wasn't all done several years ago. A much larger accelerator was being built in Texas when I was in high school until congress decided to stop funding it.
Still it all leaves us wondering, do biologists suffer from physics envy?
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/09/squirrel-smasher.html
The scientific method," Thomas Henry Huxley once wrote, "is nothing but the normal working of the human mind." That is to say, when the mind is working; that is to say further, when it is engaged in corrrecting its mistakes. Taking this point of view, we may conclude that science is not physics, biology, or chemistry—is not even a "subject"—but a moral imperative drawn from a larger narrative whose purpose is to give perspective, balance, and humility to learning.
Neil Postman
(The End of Education)
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge
Isaac Aasimov
Neil Postman
(The End of Education)
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge
Isaac Aasimov
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Technomancer - Posts: 2379
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Isn't that particle beam collision something like my mom's cat colliding with the just cleaned sliding glass door, while running at full throttle? I think it experienced something similar to the elusive "God Particle" the physicists were looking for, at the moment it hit the glass door.
I'm kinda dissapointed too. I have a speech tonight at class. I was hoping to get out of it. Well...anyway...at least's I get to tell people about how God got me started in Anime.
Hey Technomancer, you think maybe using the animal collider will help tomorrow's squirel be more decided on which side of the road they want to run across when a car is coming?
The p-38 explosive space detonator must have been defective!
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I'm kinda dissapointed too. I have a speech tonight at class. I was hoping to get out of it. Well...anyway...at least's I get to tell people about how God got me started in Anime.
Technomancer (post: 1258299) wrote:True, mostly I'm just annoyed that this wasn't all done several years ago. A much larger accelerator was being built in Texas when I was in high school until congress decided to stop funding it.
Still it all leaves us wondering, do biologists suffer from physics envy?
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/09/squirrel-smasher.html
Hey Technomancer, you think maybe using the animal collider will help tomorrow's squirel be more decided on which side of the road they want to run across when a car is coming?
Fish and Chips (post: 1258167) wrote:Where's the kaboom.
There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom.
The p-38 explosive space detonator must have been defective!
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