This is a joke thread of want the peeps of CAA will be doing in the next 10 years…..
Oldphil: Buys a program called "Doors" from an old college roomy. Ten months later he becomes the richest person in the world when he releases his new "Door" based operating system to the public.
Ashley: Finally topples Shatterheart’s reign of terror for highest score in Tetris. She beat him by one point and reaches level 48, while in using a computer in the library. Also, everyone is staring at her, because she yelled "w00t".
Volt: will graduate college severval years before hand, but will go back for his masters in advanced game design during which time he will make the decision to be a lifelong student so he can use the school’s T1 connection and the extra time to keep posting in various forums. He is also an independent film director and has made the timeless classic movie named… the Bouncer.
Lord Boromir: After ten years and many turns in his life, Boromir now finds himself on the other side of the law. Fleeing from America for a crime he didn't commit, "using a Mac*" he will spend most of his time basking in the warm sun of Jamaca with his family. When he's not doing that, he will secretly be working on his memoirs as well as a new kind of fabric softener.
UC pseudonym: will change his avatar! ..... when Djnoz sets the Mod's Avatar limit to 80x80 pixels, while the Admin's is undefined. Three month's later... UC is an Admin. His first act is to divide posts into two categories... spam and well-thought-out. His spam post number is 50, while his well-thought-out post number is in the upper millions. He also wins a trophy for clicking the mouse button twice at the right moment.
Shooraijin: Uses a Commodore 64 to design a spiffy pocket knife, which causes the Swiss economy to crumble. Two weeks later, Oldphil invents a speeder bike which crashes into Shoorajin's house, destroying the pocket knife designs. The Swiss economy is restored.
Spencer: will join the marines hoping to become one of the first men assigned to the elusive Space Marine squadron, but becomes greatly disappointed shortly thereafter when he learns that neither the Protoss or the Zerg actually exists.
Off topic: a couple of game-related ones in the next 10 years:
- World of Warcraft and Halo 2 will be released. Both games will go down in history as the most delayed games ever.
- Tomb Raider XXXIV is released. Only one tradition remains throughout the whole series: being bad.
- Blizzard will finally confirm plans to develop Starcraft 2. All of us here will begin hoping they'll release the game before we start suffering from Azheimer.
- SEGA tries to re-enter the hardware market. It releases the Neptune, a powerful gaming console, with Nintendo (who abandoned the hardware aspect of the market five years ago) as a second-party dev. The console is a resounding success, as gamers want to desperately escape Microsoft's monopoly on the industry.
Alright everyone, it's time to continue to make fun of ourselves! Why? it fun to laugh at yourself... I do it all the time... now post your own! I'll post more later. ^^ I didn't do me, because I'm leaving room for someone I did to get me back. ^^
Just to be on the safe side, I don't like to 'cause trouble: This is all for fun. Just for a good laugh, people. We all need to laugh!
Let's have fun with this people! Post you own or comment.
). I will also be sure to get a laptop with a wireless networking card so that I can access the CAA from the wilderness. 
I might also master the Futae No Kiwami in my spare time. 
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