Postby Zilch » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:41 pm
Scene 15
In Flander's Fields, The Poppies Blow...Up....
(Arriving at CAA ahead of the GRG, Shatterheart and Lightbringer assess the troll horde doing battle on the outskirts of CAA territory.)
Shatterheart: Aw, spoot! We can't take much more of this!(whips out radio)This is Grand Poobah Shatterheart, giving Code 3 at CAA. We are under massive invasion by troll forces at grid coordinates Alpha Juliet Three Niner...oh...(looks over his shoulder at the GRG staring at him. He tosses the radio away.) Just in time!
Spencer: Where's the Anime Angels?
Calbh: Duckie went to raise support over there...but we have no time to wait for him...we attack now!
(Calbhach and Spencer outline their battle plans. Meanwhile, Kefka is overviewing the battle with delight.)
Kefka: Bwahahahaha! CAA is falling, and soon, the Guild will be within striking without their allies!
Random Troll: Sir! We have incoming projectiles! Approaching sectors 45, 39, 4-
(The troll's report, along with his karokeing days, are cut short by 50 caliber bullets that seem to grow from his mouth then the rest of his body. Kirakira screams in sadistic delight as she fires the 50 cal. into the masses of enemies from the lead tank. Two other M1 Bradley tanks appear on different flanks of the battle. An explosion rocks Kefka's troops, as trolls fly in different directions, the unlucky ones getting torn apart in midair by cover fire from an unexpected Anime Angels gunner squad in the hills surrounding the battlefield. An air transport drops Zilch, Inkhana, Spencer, CobaltAngel,Calbhach, and the Master Chief(AKA ZiP) into the heat of battle at the front lines. ZiP immediately attaches a grenade to a small troll and tosses it into his comrades, the result spewing fiends into the air. Spencer and Calbhach are an unstoppable duo, swinging, slashing, parrying, and clotheslining those foolish enough to get in their way. Inkhana is overcome with battle fever, and becomes a one-person troll-wreaking crew, weilding her Great Fairy Sword as if it were a dagger. CobaltAngel is leaping to the rescue of beleagured groups of Alliance members that are under heavy fire. Zilch is defending the gates of CAA next to Shatterheart, Gypsy, Ashley and Lightbringer; as members make a tactical retreat into CAA.)
ZiP: (throwing another "gifted" troll to the foe) Fire Support Group Delta Romeo Delta, requesting tactical nuke strike, over?
(In a F-22, 10 miles away...)
Duckie: Roger that, Chief. Fire support inbound. Requesting clearance of friendlies in bomb radius, over?
ZiP: Evacuation in progress. (switches radio channel) This is the Master Chief to all Alliance forces! We have an incoming airstrike! All forces retreat to CAA!
(The Alliance fights a fierce backwards motion, moving back towards the heavily guarded gates. The Guild runs back with the rest, dealing death to those that would hinder them. All members are inside, but the gates aren't quite closed yet!
Zilch: Kirakira! Man the flamethrower and keep these guys off our back until we're inside!
Kirakira: Aye, aye, Zilch!
(Kirakira runs to the stationary weapon. Sighting down the barrel, she unleashes a 500 foot blaze into ranks of trolls.)
OOC: You happy now, Kirakira?
Ashley: Close all entrances! Bar the gates!
(Alliance members manage to close the door after the usual everyone-gets-stuck-in-the-door-until-someone-sneezes-and-launches-people-into-orbit routine, of course...)
ZiP: Fire Support Delta Romeo Delta, friendlies clear. Authorization to fire at will.
Duckie: Which one's Will?
ZiP:...all of them...
Duckie: Roger that, Chief. Nuke ready, firing in 3...2...1...Fox Two! Bomb's away! Returning to base.
(The last thing half the troll army sees is a firey mushroom cloud...as for those not hit...remains to be seen...)
Uh-oh! Your sig have started to move! -- MOES.I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP