Postby Conner999 » Sat May 17, 2008 5:09 am
[SIZE="3"]When I was 5 and my brother was 3, my mom was pregnant with our little sister. She tried explaining that there was a baby in her stomach. We thought she ate her. And then through hysterical laughter she said something about all babies coming from stomachs. My brother then asked if she ate us too. =D
Until I was about 13 I thought babies bursted out of a mother's stomach like an alien. I was disappointed at the truth. =/
I used to have all kinds of OCD disorders. They were by choice though, not exactly by compulsion. Though I was compelled to do it because it was fun and made things interesting.. Does that count? Anyway, I would count my steps everywhere, open/shut things evenly (If I opened the freezer door twice, I would have to open the fridge door twice just because. Also bedroom doors, drawers and cabnets but not so much) I would imagine an invisible tether to my back, forcing me to go out of a room the same way I came in, keeping objects and such in mind, to avoid tangling my tether, avoid stepping on cracks or certain colored tyles in stores and such (they were lava!!!) and more. =D
I used to think licorice jelly beans were magic. (They tasted so much better than anything else!) But now I KNOW that they are magic. ;D
I was staring at a $5 bill once, and noticed that there was very small writing around the edges of the circle around the president's face. I told my parents that it said "The United States of America" and they didn't believe me because they couldn't see it. I insisted, so they took a magnifying lense and looked at it, and again clamed I was lying "there's writing, yes, but it's Chinese letters." because they couldn't see it even with a lense. Later on they heard later on that it really did have those words on the $5 bill. They thought I had just heard that fact and imagined that I could read it. Pff. People don't take kids seriously, especially if they have superpowers.
After I saw Toy Story, I started talking to my toys like they were sentient, even though I knew they weren't. But I tried to make myself believe they were because I didn't have any friends.
My grandparents have this thing they call a Boy Cheese Sandwich. They invented it when my uncle was a young boy, and he was crying because he didn't want to eat "girl cheese sandwiches" like his older sisters. So they made him a grilled cheese with peanutbutter on it and told him the new name, which satisfied him.
I used candy as medicine, especially jelly beans. One day when I was about 3 I looked into my mother's purse and found bright red and orange capsules (Tylenol) and figured the bright colors meant they were candy, so I ate them! Or started to, until they broke open and tasted nasty. I spit them out thankfully. I had too much ingenuity for my own good. I always got around "child safety" devices. I guess they were like puzzles. I still like puzzles. =)
I remember the Flintstones and Shamoo vitamins too. There were also these nasty nasty "organic" vitamin gummy bears... THEY RUINED gummy bears for me for a long time. It's still hard for me to eat gummy bears. >_< Gummy Worms FTW.
I discovered at an early age that I could imagine myself being stronger and tougher, and I would feel less pain and be stronger than all of the other kids. They thought I was weird when I didn't get hurt. Mind over matter. =D One time I took on three 6th graders at ONCE, when I was 1st grade, and WON.
"When I was younger, I convinced the whole second grade in school that I was Sailor Moon with brown hair. XDDD"
Haha, a boy in 1st grade said he had Sailor Moon powers while he was play fighting. I had no idea what he was talking about (Pokèmon was my first Anime, years later) We all thought he was cooler because of such. But now I just think he was really weird.
"I used to walk around the house carrying a hand mirror pointed at the ceiling. I would use the ceiling as a reference to find my way around the house. I have no idea why."
Oh! I did that too! I started out using it while walking backward to look over my shoulder and navigate that way, then sideways, and then I held it up to my face so I could only see the ceiling and walked around like that as a challenge, being careful not to cheat. =D
"I used to think animal crackers were "alive" and simply pretended to be inanimate since they looked like animals (the influence of the Brave Little Toaster, I suppose), so when I ate them I would bite their heads off first so they wouldn't suffer and turn them over so didn't see it coming. I also ate the ones with missing limbs and such first to put them out of their misery."
Haha, I would eat their limbs off first, one at a time, and THEN bite their heads off. I ate their body last. I thought they were made of the animal they looked like.
"I told my four-year-old cousin that if she ate too many carrots she would turn orange."
But y'know, that's true. There was this carrot diet going around, people ate nothing but carrots for every meal. The pigment of their skin and even the whites of their eyes started turning orange.
"For the first time is certainly right, the first time in the history of the universe, since no species of mosquito can sting, only bite."
Well, it's more of a puncture and slurp than a bite really.
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