I am notorious for stupid moments. I inherited spaceyness from my father and creative writing from my mother, and they don't really mix well when it comes to keeping one foot in reality. In fact, I have so many stupid moments and I'm so spacey, that no individual accounts immediately come to mind... If I remember any that I would be caught dead repeating, I'll post 'em later.
Hmm... I do have a tendency to not hear questions directed at me... and answer questions directed at someone else. Oops. @_@