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Postby Nate » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:24 am

I once dreamed I was a precious metal free of impurities.

I woke up feeling fine.
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:31 am

I once dreamed I got electrocuted.

I woke up feeling shocked.
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Postby ich1990 » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:38 am

I once dreamed that I worked in a lumber mill.

I woke up feeling rather bored.
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Postby Fish and Chips » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:47 am

I once dreamed I saw Jimmy Hendrix perform live.

I woke up in a haze.
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Postby Ingemar » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:33 pm

You guys all just want to drive everyone's post count just a little lower, don't you?
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:51 pm

I once dreamt I was a midget.

I woke up feeling low.
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Postby Fish and Chips » Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:02 pm

I once dreamed I died.

I woke up late.
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Postby Sheenar » Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:09 pm

I once dreamed I failed a math test.
I woke up nonplussed.
"Therefore we do not lose heart. Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day. For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal." 2 Corinthians 4:16-18

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Postby Fish and Chips » Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:18 pm

I once dreamed I had a heart transplant from Moscow.

I woke up with the blood rushin' to my head.
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Postby Sheenar » Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:34 pm

I once dreamed I was a heifer on a ranch.
I woke up with an ear tag and the taste of hay in my mouth.
"Therefore we do not lose heart. Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day. For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal." 2 Corinthians 4:16-18

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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:08 pm

I once dreamed I drew a pirate.

I woke up feeling ARRtistic.

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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:25 pm

I once dreamed I was a hero.

I woke up feeling super.
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Postby Hana Ryuuzaki » Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:26 pm

[font="palatino Linotype"]I once dreamed I was watching old Veggietales.

I woke up with a water buffalo.[/font]
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Postby ich1990 » Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:40 pm

I had a dream that I was Ichigo.

I woke up feeling a little hollow inside.
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Postby Hana Ryuuzaki » Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:49 pm

[font="palatino Linotype"]*high-fives* That, my good man, was EPIC!

I once dreamt that I was Byakuya.

I woke up feeling noble of myself.[/font]
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Postby Sheenar » Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:52 pm

I once dreamed I was a fish caught on a hook.
When I woke up, I felt baited.
"Therefore we do not lose heart. Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day. For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal." 2 Corinthians 4:16-18

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Postby Hana Ryuuzaki » Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:55 pm

[font="palatino Linotype"]I once dreamt that I was a pencil.

I woke up feeling led on.[/font]
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:32 pm

I once dreamt I was Nate.

I had to take a good long shower.
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Postby Nate » Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:48 pm

I thought up about twenty new puns for this thread, but I think I'll go ahead and use this one, even though it isn't a pun.

I had a dream that I ate my pillow.

When I woke up, the world's biggest marshmallow was gone.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:57 pm

I had a dream I was trapped in a freezer.

When I woke up, I was freezing o.o
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Postby KeybladeWarrior » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:07 pm

Tsukuyomi chan, I have had too many dreams being run over by cars.
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:19 pm

I once dreamed I was an electrician.

I woke up wired.

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Postby Nate » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:22 pm

I once dreamed I was a sword made by a sucky blacksmith.

I woke up with an uneven temper.
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Postby Ingemar » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:31 pm

I had a dream that I lived in Punjab, India.

I woke up sick.
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Postby Nate » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:32 pm

I once dreamed that I was infatuated with the Grim Reaper.

I woke up longing for Death.
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Postby Fish and Chips » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:38 pm

I once dreamed about landscape architecture.

I woke up in a tub of ice with a dull pain in my side.
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Postby Aileen Kailum » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:57 pm

Remember children: doctors bury their mistakes. Architects plant ivy.

I once dreamed my house was carried off by a tornado.

When I woke up, I wasn't in Kansas anymore.
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Postby Syreth » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:16 am

One time I had a dream about a thread that was hijacked by dozens of puns.

I woke up feeling out of humor.

No offense meant, but it was begging to be posted. XD
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:24 am

Hee hee, lets see...

I once dreamed I was in a hot air balloon.

I woke up light headed (did that make sense) .
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:45 am

I once had a dream I was reading a thread full of terrible jokes.

Turns out it wasn't a dream after all. =p
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