A Monster is Attacking CAA!

[RidleyofZebes]

*pokes Draken with a pokey thing* o.o

[Shilohan ninja]

Sparx00:
*begins attack by thrusting Excalibur through Draken’s chest*
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Ouch! Direct hit!
HP: 665,998,000
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Mathgrant:
I tell Draken:

"Come on. You don't reaallly want to ravage a city, do you? No! What you reaallly want is for mathgrant to win. So, uh, just die now, and I'll win. And I'll get to create a monster!

"Pretty please? D="
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Draken rejects your offer with a laugh.
HP: 665,999,000
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Taran:
*Starts playing a really out of tune guitar hoping to make the draken want to leave*
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Draken laughs at your horrible guitar playing skills.
HP: 666,000,000
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Yeshua-Knight:
*duct tapes mathgrant to the inside of Draken's ear*
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Draken is slightly annoyed by this.
HP: 665,999,000
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RideleyofZebes:
*pokes Draken with a pokey thing* o.o
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Draken is mostly immune to “pokey things”.
HP:665,999,000

[Sparx00]

*shoots Draken in the head with a landmaster*

[Taliesin]

*Taliesin uses Ice Beam! Its super effective!*

[RidleyofZebes]

*pokes Draken with a not-so-pokey thing* o.o

[TalKeaton]

Tal appeared when three particular digits of the Draken's health appeared in sequence.

Flying over the Draken, Tal cast down his Spear of Intervention toward the Draken's head.

*Teehee... I need to go draw that spear again*

[mathgrant]

*shouts really loudly*

[Shilohan ninja]

sparx00:
*shoots Draken in the head with a landmaster*
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weapons of such nature have little effect on Draken.
HP: 665,998,990
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Taliesin:
*Taliesin uses Ice Beam! Its super effective!*
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Draken is not affected by is in any way shape or form, positive or negetive.
HP: 665,998,990
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RideleyofZebes:
*pokes Draken with a not-so-pokey thing* o.o
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your not-so-pokey thing bounces off of Draken with no affect whatsoever.
HP: 665,998,990
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TalKeaton:
Tal appeared when three particular digits of the Draken's health appeared in sequence.

Flying over the Draken, Tal cast down his Spear of Intervention toward the Draken's head.

*Teehee... I need to go draw that spear again*
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the spear has small affect on Draken and doesn't hurt much.
HP: 665,998,900
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mathgrant:
*shouts really loudly*
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Draken looks down at you in annoyance and pumels you into the ground where you stand. Draken is not at all affected.
HP: 665,998,900

[TalKeaton]

Tal flies down and tries to grab the Draken by the tail.

*It does have a tail, right? You said it was Dragon-shaped.*

[Taran]

*Taran throws rocks at it*

Take that you over grown lizard.

[Shilohan ninja]

TalKeaton:
Tal flies down and tries to grab the Draken by the tail.

*It does have a tail, right? You said it was Dragon-shaped.*
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Yes Draken has a tail. A long, powerful tail that can strike like lightning and he thwacks you in the face with it.
HP: 665,998,900
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Taran:
*Taran throws rocks at it*

Take that you over grown lizard.
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the rocks merely bounce off of Draken with no effect at all. Draken laughs at you pewny attempts to do damage.
HP: 665,998,900

[Yeshua-Knight]

*wonders how draken looked down and pummeled someone who is taped to the inside of his own ear*

O.o?

[Althaia]

*sics an enormous shadow dragon on kraken (think Malifecent off of sleeping beauty) and dragon roars*
fear my almighty dragon now or i will also used a Medusa!

[Shilohan ninja]

Yeshua-Knight:
*wonders how draken looked down and pummeled someone who is taped to the inside of his own ear*

O.o?
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good point. didn't think about that.
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Raven:
*sics an enormous shadow dragon on kraken (think Malifecent off of sleeping beauty) and dragon roars*
fear my almighty dragon now or i will also used a Medusa!
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the kraken in question is in the Caribean, while Malificant is from Europe and would, thus, have trouble fighting an exotic underwater beast. Draken, on the other hand is unaffected by this bloody battle as He is not residing in the Caribean at the moment, but in cyber space on the forum.
HP: 665,998,900

[Sparx00]

*gives Draken acupuncture with rusty railroad stakes*

[Shilohan ninja]

sparx00:
*gives Draken acupuncture with rusty railroad stakes*
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that's the best part of Draken's day! the rustier, the better!
HP: 665,999,000

[Danderson]

Another one?....It's just going to be one of those days....*turns self into pure light and flys at light speed towards the Draken, hoping to stop it with light energy*

[Sparx00]

*cuts Draken's jugular vain with Excaliber*

[Shilohan ninja]

Danderson:
Another one?....It's just going to be one of those days....*turns self into pure light and flys at light speed towards the Draken, hoping to stop it with light energy*
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Draken doesn't like light that much.
HP: 665,998,750
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sparx00:
*cuts Draken's jugular vain with Excaliber*
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Excaliber is not big enough to make a cut that deep because Draken's skin alone is 3ft thick and his jugular vain is another 2ft underneath. even if Excaliber were strong enough to peirce Draken's skin, it would not be long enough to even reach the jugular. therefore Excaliber merely bounces of Draken's skin.
HP: 665,998,750

[Althaia]

*throws a light grenade at draken* ha eat that

[RidleyofZebes]

*Places a nuclear warhead in a cheese sandwich and gives it to Draken*

o.o

[Shilohan ninja]

Raven:
*throws a light grenade at kraken* ha eat that
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Raven-chan! you're not fighting a kraken!
You're supposed to be fighting Draken!
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RideleyofZebes:
*Places a nuclear warhead in a cheese sandwich and gives it to Draken*

o.o
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Since Draken is made up of nuclear matter, the cheese sadwich nuke only serves to boost his HP.
HP: 666,000,001

[mathgrant]

I target Draken with Fred Phelps.

[Sparx00]

Hmm... Though guy eh?.... *a silver marking on sparx's hand starts to shine with a blinding light and a feeling of unknown power fills the air*
Alright, try to block this! *jumps on the blue dragon and flys at Draken with unbelievable speed. While the dragon smashes into Draken holding him on the downfall, sparx jumps off into the air yelling out* "Ebrithil Brisiger Sword!"-(Master Fire Sword) *A huge blade made of fire then forms in his hand and grows longer, sharper, wider, and more powerful with every passing second. And with a final yell, sparx thrusts the sword right through one of Draken's eyes at a 45 degree angle causing the end of the blade to come out of draken's back*

[Danderson]

Geez, Sparx00 is laying the smack down on this beast....

....Afraid of light, eh?......*Creates super strong energy ball from his palms and begins emiting blindingly strong light at the creature.....Dragon Ball Z style*

[RidleyofZebes]

*Duct tapes Draken to a couch and forces him to watch 6 hours of programming intended for children under the age of 2*

No bathroom breaks, no breaks of ANY KIND, and NO BLINKING. >:D

[Shilohan ninja]

mathgrant:
I target Draken with Fred Phelps.
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Draken and Fred are best buds, so this only serves as reinforcements.
HP: 666,000,667
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sparx00:
Hmm... Though guy eh?.... *a silver marking on sparx's hand starts to shine with a blinding light and a feeling of unknown power fills the air*
Alright, try to block this! *jumps on the blue dragon and flys at Draken with unbelievable speed. While the dragon smashes into Draken holding him on the downfall, sparx jumps off into the air yelling out* "Ebrithil Brisiger Sword!"-(Master Fire Sword) *A huge blade made of fire then forms in his hand and grows longer, sharper, wider, and more powerful with every passing second. And with a final yell, sparx thrusts the sword right through one of Draken's eyes at a 45 degree angle causing the end of the blade to come out of draken's back*
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Draken likes fire, though not when it's sticking in his eye and out his back.
HP:665,997,000
Draken does like blue dragons, though. Yummy.
HP: 665,998,000
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Danderson:
....Afraid of light, eh?......*Creates super strong energy ball from his palms and begins emiting blindingly strong light at the creature.....Dragon Ball Z style*
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Draken doesn't like light.
HP: 665,997,500
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RidleyofZebes:
*Duct tapes Draken to a couch and forces him to watch 6 hours of programming intended for children under the age of 2*

No bathroom breaks, no breaks of ANY KIND, and NO BLINKING. >:D
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One show is bad enough, but that's just EVIL!
Draken is bored out of his mind and goes insane and smashes the TV.
Congradulations, you've just opened a can of worms.
HP: 665,996,000

[Sparx00]

Hmm... This should be interesting... Ok Dragon, do your thing! *The dragon speeds through Draken's digestive system and flys out of (you know where) at high speed.* Nice. Did you lay the eggs? *the dragon nods, then vanishes as it is a GF (Guardian Force)*
Oh and by the way... SOLAR FLARE! *uses it*

[Yeshua-Knight]

*turns draken into spam and sells him in grocery stores for hurricane season*


XD spam and eggs!!

[Taran]

*Feeds the darken tons and tons of sugar hoping to make it sick*

You can hurl any time now.