Okay, I was at work, browsing through the AT&T forums (Sorry, can't access CAA from the desk computers ) and I found this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg1ckCkm8YI
After suffering through "Launch Day" with the iPhone, and recieving hundreds of annoying calls about the cursed device, you can imagine the giggles that came outta me!
Turns out this is an ACTUAL company that makes this ACTUAL blender that can ACTUALY do this--and more! The guy in the video is the CEO of the company and this is the way he demonstrates his products--by blending random objects. Here's the official website:
http://www.willitblend.com/