"Asking for it"

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:13 pm

Yowza! Dat don't sound pretty, homes.
Did it land u in da ICU?
And one other thing, what the heck were u doin between a cow and its calf anyway?

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:14 pm

Long story short we were trying to get the cows into the barn or something like that and I stupidly walked in front of a calf.Doesn't matter if the calf belongs to the cow they still will butt you if you aren't careful.

Postby **Angel Tifa** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:42 pm

mitsuki lover (post: 1209674) wrote:Long story short we were trying to get the cows into the barn or something like that and I stupidly walked in front of a calf.Doesn't matter if the calf belongs to the cow they still will butt you if you aren't careful.

Youch that doesn't sound good

. I guess you freaked the cows out eh XD?

Postby **sharien chan** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:56 pm

This past weekend my boyfriend was walking and managed to hit his foot on the table, causing them to go in opposite directions (like a v). Then he tripped and landed on the floor. I then jumped off the couch to see if he was okay, only to trip over him, and in an attempt to catch myself, step on his arm, and then to avoid the corner of the wall, veered and stumbled into the kitchen XD
The two of us together are just a lethal pair. We get hurt so often.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:22 pm

Sounds like u 2 might want to ask ursleves where this relationship is headed then, eh?XD
jk
I'm jus playin wit u, girl. u 2 sound like a great couple ... a great comedy couple that is! *laughs histerically*
*Aww, u know wut I mean. I'm jus playin around, I didn't mean nothin like dat.*

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:22 pm

Awwww, that's so cute, Sharien-chan ^__^ Awww, I hope his toes are feeling better ^ ^ Lol, that is kinda funny tho

Poor guy

I bet that didn't help

You stepping on his foot like that

*Tries to picture the scene* XDDD

Postby **ADXC** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:33 pm

Im not sure if I was asking for what Im about to tell you, but it seemed that the Lord saw fit to it. My spanish was walking over to Mazatlan to have lunch, so when we cross the stop light I accidentally walked into one of the support cables for the stoplight. My glasses came off and one of the temples of my glasses came off. Luckily my spanish teacher put it back in. But on the way back we crossed the light again my foot hit the curb which caused me to fall down. But I was okay in the end. Im just a clumsy person I guess.

Postby **sharien chan** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:39 pm

Shilohan ninja (post: 1209867) wrote:Sounds like u 2 might want to ask ursleves where this relationship is headed then

wow I thought you were going to make some pun XD

Postby **sharien chan** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:40 pm

Tsukuyomi (post: 1210009) wrote:Awwww, that's so cute, Sharien-chan ^__^ Awww, I hope his toes are feeling better ^ ^ Lol, that is kinda funny tho Poor guy I bet that didn't help You stepping on his foot like that

*Tries to picture the scene* XDDD

actually I made a typo XD I actually stepped on his arm XDDD Which I think hurt more since it was on the forearm XDDDDD

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:42 pm

Either way it still hurt, right?

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:44 pm

sharien chan (post: 1210186) wrote:wow I thought you were going to make some pun XD

*hint**hint*that technically was a pun, sharien-chan.

Postby **sharien chan** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:13 am

Shilohan ninja (post: 1210233) wrote:*hint**hint*that technically was a pun, sharien-chan.

Psh but I thought there was going to be some "LOL PUN HAAHAHALOLOLOLOL!!!11!!1!" thing going on.
XD

Wow that hurt me to type.

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:23 pm

sharien chan (post: 1210297) wrote:Psh but I thought there was going to be some "LOL PUN HAAHAHALOLOLOLOL!!!11!!1!" thing going on.
XD

Well sorry to burst your bubble, but my humor don't exactly roll like dat. I like the dry subtle approach when it comes to being funny. Thus the corny, in-your-face your mom oneliners that you tend to find on comedy central, but G-rated. There is, however, a place in my heart for slapstick (example: Lucile Ball, Red Skeleton, Abbot and Costello, etc.)

sharien chan (post: 1210297) wrote:Wow that hurt me to type.

I believe they make special arthitic gloves for that. It probably wouldn't hurt to invest in one of those gel strips for your wrists while you're typing. :lol:

Postby **JediSonic** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:43 pm

One time, I was at my cousin's house with my grandparents. They had a white scottish terrier named Casper! Well, my cousin and I were playing checkers and the dog's paw was on the board. I pushed it off and he growled. This was my warning!

Anyway, I had read online that you teach a dog to shake hands by picking up his paw and saying "shake", so I decided to try it! BAAADDDD IDEA! Left a kinda cool scar though I guess.

The dog was eventually "sent to live on a farm" after biting my little sister the next year! (And these people didn't even live within 150 miles!)

Postby **Shilohan ninja** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:01 am

Anyway, Ihad read online that you teach a dog to shake hands by picking up his paw and saying "shake", so I decided to try it! BAAADDDD IDEA! Left a kinda cool scar though I guess.

YOWZZA! That sounded like it hurt! At least the dog's gone, right?
I don't know what it is with some dogs these days; you try to be all friendly with it and it turns around and just about bites your face off. Then there's the ones that do nothing but BARK, BARK, BARK! all day long.

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