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Postby RidleyofZebes » Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:11 am

Wait a minute... Chuck Norris? :eyebrow: I kid you not!

So, I'm just sitting around browsing CAA, and the telephone rings, thus disconnecting me from the internet. Somebody's gotta go answer the phone and find out what disrupted my browsing experience, right? The phone is answered, and... It was Chuck Norris. :wow!:

From what I can tell, It looks like Chuck Norris is campaigning with Mike Huckabee. But still, this is just too awesome! CHUCK NORRIS CALLED!!! @_@

I wonder if anyone else here got a similar phone call...?
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:28 am

XD, I guessed it involved Mike Huckabee. Not that he would call me since I am in Norway tho. XD

Must have been fun that. :)
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:17 am

XD I'm not surprised, actually. Huckabee is not only using Chuck Norris to help him campaign, but also Conan O'Brien (who claims he "made" Chuck Norris as a famous person, thus "made" Huckabee as well XD), Stephen Colbert (who claims he "made" Conan O'Brien, thus making both Norris and Huckabee), and Jon Stewart (who "made" Colbert, and by association, made O'Brien, Norris, and Huckabee, too). XD It's convoluted, hilarious, but all helping Huckabee with his presidential campaign. Who knew? XD
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:15 pm

This kinda reminds me of a You Tube video I saw about those two :P Something about Huckabee endoursing Chuck and vi-versa.. or something like that :P

Was it really him or a machine pre-recording o.o
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Postby RobinSena » Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:31 pm

Chuck Norris, eh? More reason not to vote for Huckabee. ;)
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Postby Shao Feng-Li » Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:51 pm

Radical Dreamer (post: 1197154) wrote:XD I'm not surprised, actually. Huckabee is not only using Chuck Norris to help him campaign, but also Conan O'Brien (who claims he "made" Chuck Norris as a famous person, thus "made" Huckabee as well XD), Stephen Colbert (who claims he "made" Conan O'Brien, thus making both Norris and Huckabee), and Jon Stewart (who "made" Colbert, and by association, made O'Brien, Norris, and Huckabee, too). XD It's convoluted, hilarious, but all helping Huckabee with his presidential campaign. Who knew? XD

You musta been watching Comedy Central last night XD
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Postby Sohma » Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:41 pm

Oh that is too funny! I hope my family gets a call, just so I can listen to it. xD Good thing I can't vote, it'd be hard to not vote for Huckabee with the spiffy Chuck Norris ad and all. (Just kidding of course, lol)
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Postby Slater » Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:04 pm

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

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Postby Righteousss » Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:43 pm

Lol? So Huckabee is using Norris to campaign for him lol!!!! I live in Arkansas right now and omg lol funnay

yeah and i hope he calls me too :D
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Postby uc pseudonym » Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:04 pm

Huh. I just get interns.

Radical Dreamer wrote:It's convoluted, hilarious, but all helping Huckabee with his presidential campaign. Who knew? XD

Anyone who hasn't seen the three-part finale for this, go look for it online. The proper order is Daily Show -> Colbert Report -> Late Night Show. If you think any of the above are funny, it's worth your time.
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Postby RidleyofZebes » Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:33 pm

Tsukuyomi (post: 1197200) wrote:Was it really him or a machine pre-recording o.o


It was a pre-recording, but still... :o Chuck called!
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Postby ~darkelfgirl~ » Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:31 pm

Whoa XD.

They don't care about us here in FL. *grumbles*
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:44 pm

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He just shouted his message at the phone and it called every phone in the US at the same time.[/color][/SIZE][/font]
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:07 pm

Shao Feng-Li (post: 1197206) wrote:You musta been watching Comedy Central last night XD


I caught the last half of The Colbert Report last night, and had been keeping up with things via Conan O'Brien. XD The finale was incredible, though. XDD I laughed so hard. XD
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Postby bakura_fan » Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:47 pm

Tsukuyomi (post: 1197200) wrote:This kinda reminds me of a You Tube video I saw about those two :P Something about Huckabee endoursing Chuck and vi-versa.. or something like that :P

Was it really him or a machine pre-recording o.o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjYv2YW6azE

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Postby Mithrandir » Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:35 pm

uc pseudonym (post: 1197234) wrote:Huh. I just get interns.



I just thought of a great SNL skit:
Hillary is at home]crap![/i] *click*

Maybe you had to be there.
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Postby Shao Feng-Li » Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:25 pm

Radical Dreamer (post: 1197268) wrote:I caught the last half of The Colbert Report last night, and had been keeping up with things via Conan O'Brien. XD The finale was incredible, though. XDD I laughed so hard. XD


Dang... I missed it XD I just saw most of the Daily Show.
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Postby Stephen » Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:58 pm

Another candidate should get Mr. T to help. We know those two titans cancel each other out.
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Postby K. Ayato » Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:03 pm

I got a pre-recorded message of the Governator once.
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Postby Felix » Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:07 pm

That's insta-win material right there. :D
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Postby termyt » Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:36 am

If Mr.T would support Romney, then the Republicans could decide the nomination with a battle royale in the squared circle.

Norris vs Stallone vs T - Who would win?
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Postby Gabriel 9.0 » Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:34 am

I think Mr. Norris would beat Stallone. And that's cool Chuck Norris called your house. Always been a huge fan of his.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:01 am

It has been well known that the Norris Man has been backing Hukabee ever since the Iowa caucus.
disclaimer:I voted for McCain in the Washington primary(mail in ballot)
so if the Norris Man calls my house it be too late!
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Postby shiroineko » Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:06 pm

I would've rather gotten a message from Chuck Norris. =/ I got a pre-recorded one from Hilary the other day.
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Postby Amzi Live » Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:19 pm

Mithrandir (post: 1197295) wrote:I just thought of a great SNL skit:

Maybe you had to be there.


Heh!That's a good one!:lol:
I live in Puerto Rico so I only get to vote for the dirty politicians here.:stressed:

Amzi Live (post: 1197576) wrote:Heh!That's a good one!:lol:
I live in Puerto Rico so I only get to vote for the dirty politicians here.:stressed:

I'd like Huckabee to win though.
(My bad.I didn't mean to repost.)
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Postby Amzi Live » Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:20 pm

Amzi Live (post: 1197576) wrote:Heh!That's a good one!:lol:
I live in Puerto Rico so I only get to vote for the dirty politicians here.:stressed:

I'd like Huckabee to win though.
(My bad.I didn't mean to repost.)
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Postby jon_jinn » Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:29 pm

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Postby Mithrandir » Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:07 pm

Amzi Live (post: 1197576) wrote:I live in Puerto Rico so I only get to vote for the dirty politicians here.:stressed:



Of course, it could be that your guys are just a little more obvious about it. ;)
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Postby termyt » Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:19 am

Amzi Live (post: 1197576) wrote:Heh!That's a good one!:lol:
I live in Puerto Rico so I only get to vote for the dirty politicians here.:stressed:
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Postby rocklobster » Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:27 am

Actually, aren't there dirty politicians everywhere?
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