stupid moments

[Cardinalman]

I have had a few, like i had forgoten that i put my phone in the opposite pocket i normally put it in then i panic then find it in the opposite pocket:bang:, i have forgoten that I was holding the thing i was looking for:bang::bang:. What are some of the stupid moments you guys had.

[12praiseGOD]

well lets begin that in 3rd grade I had missplaced my pencil and went all cracy not knowing were it was. I got the whole class to look for it, and then someone noted that it was behind my ear in my hair, I did that recently except it was in my hair bun instead of behind my ear. I have also ran into a screen door knowing that the glass door was open, not noticing the screen door *hit so hard, I hit it out of line*lol.
This wasn't me, but my friend managed to strip over a leaf..yes a leaf from a tree..don't ask me how.
anyways....i don't know ,*scratches head*

[Taran]

Well a couple days ago i checked all the pockets in my pants before putting it in the washer and when I opened the washer I found my thumb drive, big mistake.

[ChristianKitsune]

O_O;;; meep you had your flash drive in your pocket? O.O;;;;

I did a lot of stupid things...

I think the one that is pretty stupid was I had a crush on this guy in the 7th grade. and Once his mom walked by and I was like "I like your son!" >///<

yeah.... that was really embarrasssing and stupid. I hate being so impulsive.

[Saj]

In marching band when i was a senior i tried to prove that i could march our show that year with my eyes closed.... i marched right into a fence with in the first song.

Friends still get me for that 6 years later.

[ADXC]

Well in AP class, we had been reading Macbeth and I always pronounced Banquo, Bancow. Im not sure how I keep saying it like that, it just seems to come out like that. I mean it looks like a Bancow, but no one seems to make the connection. And well, the other people didn't know who I was talking about and it got embarrassing really fast. And my english teacher and other AP students still pick on me for that.

[Cardinalman]

I had another stupid moment today, I asked for someone that does not live at the place i called:hits_self

[12praiseGOD]

Last week there was ice on the window of the car, so my dad went ahead to start scrapping. He gave me the keys to lock the door to the house and so i did. I then got into the car and went to school. Turns out in first period I found the only keys he had in my pocket, yeah...I locked my dad out of the house....aint I a smarty
It turned out that he got some keys from the office, all went well.
Praise be to GOD he wasn't mad!

[Blitzkrieg1701]

I regularly forget where I put things or leave them someplace and have to go get them. Like, ALL the time.

I'm also really bad at mishearing what someone else says and taking a minute or two to realize that I've been talking about something completely different than they are.

[AsianBlossom]

As soon as I can remember some, I'll post them. But I tend to say things that I don't mean a certain way but other people end up almost glaring at me because of how they sound. I absolutely hate it when that happens. Like, when I was in one class, a question came up, and I shared some of what I had learned in my previous class, thinking I knew the right answer, but I think most of the people in the room ended up hating me for it...it feels soooo good to be loved by your classmates, doesn't it?

[Shao Feng-Li]

Too many to remember one instance... xD

[ADXC]

@ Asian Blossom- Yeah, I thats happened to me before but not in that context necessarily. Like I'll say something good and the other students take it the wrong way, in which they pervert it to something completely different. I get a little embarrassed by this sometimes. I think people just need to get their minds out of the gutter. And Ive been with these same people since K5, Im starting to get tired of them. Wait actually Ive been tired of them since middle school. Just one more year after this school year, and I won't have to see them again(That is unless the Lord intervines which I hope He doesn't in this case. And just so you know this is a private christian school and they have yet to mature.)!
Well I went off track with that, sorry!

[AsianBlossom]

That's okay; just glad to know I'm not alone.

[KeybladeWarrior]

I forgot to take my shoes off at a Japanese restaurant. >_<;

[rockit]

We had a maths test last week, with the marks being out of a hundred. I got 78/100, and asked for the percentage mark. xD

I'm spoilt for choice on stupid moments. xD

[KBMaster]

I once helped a lady with the self-checkout thing at Wal-Mart.... and then I walked away with her stuff.

[Doubleshadow]

Today, I told my students they would be split into two groups to take the final at two different times; noon and twelve.
D'oh.

[AsianBlossom]

This guy asked us yesterday if any groups in this one class of mine had not done our community service project yet, and I raised my hand because I didn't hear the "n't" in "haven't". And my group members were sitting nearby, saying "We did ours last night, remember?"

Heck, I even have the 8 mosquito bites on my ankles to prove we did it. (Go figure. I'm worried about my short sleeves and bare neck, I'm wearing jeans, socks, and shoes, and the mosquitoes go for my ankles. Must've been the socks I was wearing...)

[SolidÃ…rmor]

I remember walking straight into a concrete pillar in front of a movie theater. Hitting my head on the side of the car while getting into it. Turning the car..only to find out that it's already on. Walking into a closed sliding glass door. You name it...I've probably done it.

[Doubleshadow]

I used to shut my hair in the car door all the time. Yes, I have a lot of hair. I fact, its longer now than it was then, just not as puffy.

[Tarnish]

I went to the Kingdom Hearts section of fanfiction.net and set the ratings filter to "all".

Never again.

[Mr. SmartyPants]

I went to the Kingdom Hearts section of fanfiction.net and set the ratings filter to "all".

Never again.

[Cardinalman]

i have asked about something then asked about it again later and forgot i asked already, i have forgoten that my phone was in my hand while i was looking for it

[Sakura15]

I once helped a lady with the self-checkout thing at Wal-Mart.... and then I walked away with her stuff.

LOL!

Wow, I'm so glad I'm not the only one in this world with stupid moments
Let's see...I recently answered a question someone had thinking they were talking about one thing when it was completely different

[Sheenar]

I walked to HEB to buy groceries. I attached Pebbles' leash to the cart like always, bought my groceries and went outside. I grabbed the stuff out of the cart and (thinking Pebbles' leash was on my arm) started walking back towards my apartment. I got to the end of the parking lot (the bags were getting really heavy) and turned and said "I don't think I can make it Pebbles" and she was not there!
I started calling "Pebbles! Pebbles! Where are you?!?" while walking back towards the store, thinking her leash had fallen off my arm and I didn't notice. People were staring and giving me weird looks.
I got back to the front of the store and saw some of the workers coming out and heading to where I had left my cart. And guess what?...
Pebbles was laying down next to the cart, paws crossed, wagging her tail, like "Forget somethin' Mom?" I was so glad she was there! (And I felt really bad for almost forgetting my service dog at the store!)
And I got a lecture from my trainer about making sure I know where my dog is at all times...So now I always double-check the cart to make sure Pebbles isn't attached to it!

[Cardinalman]

i have tried to put the car in gear without pressing the brake first, i couldnt get it to move and relized i forgot to press the brake

[Kanerou]

I opened the washer and found my flash drive.

Update: It still works! *praises God profusely*

[Syreth]

Once, I accidentally sent a romantic text message to one of my guy friends instead of my girlfriend at the time. It was hilarious. XD

[RidleyofZebes]

You know those doors that say "Automatic door, keep moving"? They speak the truth. o_o;;

[Shilohan ninja]

AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:stressed:
I totally forgot my phone at home again today!:bang: