Corrupt Christian music

[Fsiphskilm]

Skynes pretty much summed it up earler, and shatterheart did too...

There are TONS of people like this, that think they know something but only make us sane chrsitians look bad.

I use to get angry at sites like those but now I visit them for Laughing therapy

-> http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/gameofsatan/

DIRECT QUOTES

• In Finland they have now allowed HOMO MARRIAGES because of the corrupting influence of this satanig game
• WASHING MAHINES WITH TRANSPARTENT LID AROUSE SINFUL THOUGHTS! As lingerie rotates around the washing machine, if you watch it, it arouses sexual thoughts in your mind!
• There is one very important thingh about lesbian behaviour: it is NOT always a deadly sin if practiced WITHIN THE HOLY MATRIMONY for the PLEASURE OF THE HUSBAND! This is proven in the Bible! (but he said that HOMOs were sinners)
• Ice Hockey, the Game of Satan
• Game manufacturers association is a catholic and satanic conspiracy! I suspect it is actually "gay manufacturers", one of the organizations which pump gay-poison gas to peoples' homes!
• Barney the Dinosaur (TV cartoon). Eveyone knows that dinosaurs are a lie of the occult satanists, who DARE to question creationism!!! This "dinosaur" character is used to brainwash innocent children! It even uses occult "magic"!
• # Baths are very sinful! You must watch your children while they are bathing, as too much scrubbing with the rag 'down there' might lead to sexual thoughts or masterbation. Actually, the kids nor you shouldn't be bathing too at all since the body is a tool of the Devil and bathing focuses attention on the body!
• # Vegetarians practice a pagan religion! Man is the lord of the nature and other animals, as God is the LORD, and man can - and should - raise cattle!
• Swedish and canadian people and other homosexuals and lesbians!!!
• # Sex. It is much better to be morbid and lonely than to partake of the forbidden fruit. Remeber what we learned from our serpent friend!( didn't he just say that lesbians are okay according to his screwed up bible?)
• # Martial Arts, they teach violence and pagan religions!
• Negros and other inferior races.
• # Microsoft is of satan, and is the Anti-Christ itself!!!! Did you know that adding the numeric values of the letters of "William Henry Gates" equals 666, the number of the Beast!
• McDonalds (junk food shop) and "Ronald McDonald", their occult "clown" character, who is clearly Lucifer in a symbolic disguise!!!
• # Make-up. Never allow your children to use it!!! It could arouse sinful sexual thoughts!
• Jeans! Jewelry! Left-handed people; if your child is left-handed, you must teach her/him to use right hand as Jesus told us to do! Because right is Right, and left (commies and homos) are wrong!!!
• # So-called "HTML" codeing is satanic! As it is a conspiracy of New World Order, the secret plan of United Nations to take over US and the whole world!!! The code contains many loopholes and security bugs, new World Order will be able to break into every computer through this system they are marketiong!!!
• FlaG BURNERS are demonic!
• # Flag of USA! Yes, flag of USA! Did you know it contains fifty satanic symbols called pentagrams!!! Satan worshippers are govern the United States of America, which claims to be "One Nation Under God"! Blasphemy!!!
• # Fags! GOD HATES FAGS!
• # Elvis (certain so-called "rock and roll" singer, which is negro music, that is sexual pagan ritual music!!!)
• # Dinosaurs. Every true christian knows these monsters are of satan, they never existed, earth was created only 5000 years ago! This is told in the Holy Bible which, as we know, is the Word of God because it is told in it!
• # Dancing is of satan! Young, innocent people spend hours in filthy, unhealthy air full of tobacco and marjuhana smoke and rub their bodies together, which arouses sexual thoughts! Watch Your children!

Those are just some of the things this guy says. Remeber, no one in their right mind would beleive him. Everyone's laughing, so don't get angry at him. Enjoy his ignorance

[Hitokiri]

OH MY GOSH!!! IS THIS GUY FOR REAL!!!

I've never seen anything so funny in my life. This guy needs to take Ridilin or something! This guy is not Chrsitian at all...

Negros and other inferior races.

We have a White Power guy right here.

here are a feel thinhs I laughed so hard at I almost died.

Negros and other inferior races.

WASHING MAHINES WITH TRANSPARTENT LID AROUSE SINFUL THOUGHTS! As lingerie rotates around the washing machine, if you watch it, it arouses sexual thoughts in your mind!

# Baths are very sinful! You must watch your children while they are bathing, as too much scrubbing with the rag 'down there' might lead to sexual thoughts or masterbation. Actually, the kids nor you shouldn't be bathing too at all since the body is a tool of the Devil and bathing focuses attention on the body!

Swedish and canadian people and other homosexuals and lesbians!!!

[quote] Left-handed people]

[Pantakrator]

*Goes to consult the Bible on left-handed sharpshooters of God*
I know it's in there. Serioulsly...

[ShiroiHikari]

PLEASE tell me all those quotes are a joke.

[The Grammarian]

*Goes to consult the Bible on left-handed sharpshooters of God*
I know it's in there. Serioulsly...

The only time that the Bible mentions a left-handed person is in Judges, a judge named Ehud: "But when the sons of Israel cried to the LORD, the LORD raised up a deliverer for them. Ehud the son of Gera, the Benjamite, a left-handed man" (Judges 3:15). He has about half of a chapter dedicated to him, wherein we learn that he assassinated a Philistine king.

But at least it proves the point that God appointed a lefty to such an important position as Judge.

On the other hand, it's less than stellar to have an assassin as the only Biblical left-handed role model.

(Yes, I am left-handed.)

[Mave]

I can't take this seriously. Might as well join in the fun even if it's OT.

Feminism! Woman's place is at home, and the Bible says woman shall serve her husband!!!!! If women would stay home, there would be no unemployment!

Hey!

Left-handed people; if your child is left-handed, you must teach her/him to use right hand as Jesus told us to do! Because right is Right, and left (commies and homos) are wrong!!!

Hey, hey! I draw with my left hand

My Little Pony" toys!

hey, hey hey!!! *hugs her childhood toys*

Vegetarians practice a pagan religion! Man is the lord of the nature and other animals, as God is the LORD, and man can - and should - raise cattle!

HEY!! I like tofu!

Sex. It is much better to be morbid and lonely than to partake of the forbidden fruit. Remeber what we learned from our serpent friend!

Whatever happen to "Go forth and multiply?" XD

What didn't it mention "SouthPark"? Alcohol abuse? Drug abuse? Gossiping? (no offense, maybe someone here likes SPark, but I can't stand it at all)


*scratches head* Seems like some ppl have a lot of time in their hands to create pages like this. Oh whatever...time for me to ZZZZZ.

[skynes]

Is that a joke? Really? At least some of the things on CCM are believeable!

This is just... rediculous... We should start a whole new thread. one for dumb websites posing as Christians yet teaching anti-Christian doctrines (like the above one)

[Zilch]

Feminism! Woman's place is at home, and the Bible says woman shall serve her husband!!!!! If women would stay home, there would be no unemployment!

That's a bunch of crap...agreed, some women are feminists, but this is taking guy power to a new limit...cheez...

Some people are stupid
People who make sites like corruptchristianmusic.com and this site are severe dummies.

[Pantakrator]

Judges 20
16 Among all these soldiers there were seven hundred chosen men who were left-handed, each of whom could sling a stone at a hair and not miss. (NIV)

Judges 20
16Seven hundred of Benjamin's warriors were left-handed, each of whom could sling a rock and hit a target within a hairsbreadth, without missing. (NLT)

I kew it was there somewhere.

So-called "HTML" codeing is satanic! As it is a conspiracy of New World Order, the secret plan of United Nations to take over US and the whole world!!! The code contains many loopholes and security bugs, new World Order will be able to break into every computer through this system they are marketiong!!!

So um, why does this guy have a site?

They read violent pornographic comic books (such as Moomin®, Donald Duck®, Far Side®, Calvin & Hobbes®) and science fiction and fantasy stories (such as the Stars My Destination, the Lathe of Heaven, Rendezvous with Rama, the Neuromancer, the Lord of the Rings®, the Hobbit®, Peter Pan, the Wizard of Oz, the Neverending Story®, the Foundation Trilogy). They watch violent porno movies such as "a Clockwork Orange", "Akira", "the Legend", "Who Framed Roger Rabbit", "the Lion King", "the Moomins and the Comet", "My Neighbor Totoro", etc.

Help me, I'm dying!!! Help me please!!!
*Falls on the floor with uncontrollable fits of laghter*

Ok, I'm back...

Middle-Earth: The Witchs is another occult card game! Thous shalt not let witch live!

Now that one just ticks me off. Especially considering I play Middle Earth: The Wizards. Go and get your facts right ya bum.

Oh well, this site's pretty funny...

[Technomancer]

I think you can be pretty sure that the site is a joke. If you poke around you'll find a lot more "normal" stuff (including RPG links), that indicate he's not entirely serious. Also, he links to Landover Baptist.

[DrNic]

In Finland they have now allowed HOMO MARRIAGES because of the corrupting influence of this satanig game
WASHING MAHINES WITH TRANSPARTENT LID AROUSE SINFUL THOUGHTS! As lingerie rotates around the washing machine, if you watch it, it arouses sexual thoughts in your mind!
There is one very important thingh about lesbian behaviour: it is NOT always a deadly sin if practiced WITHIN THE HOLY MATRIMONY for the PLEASURE OF THE HUSBAND! This is proven in the Bible! (but he said that HOMOs were sinners)
Ice Hockey, the Game of Satan
Game manufacturers association is a catholic and satanic conspiracy! I suspect it is actually "gay manufacturers", one of the organizations which pump gay-poison gas to peoples' homes!
Barney the Dinosaur (TV cartoon). Eveyone knows that dinosaurs are a lie of the occult satanists, who DARE to question creationism!!! This "dinosaur" character is used to brainwash innocent children! It even uses occult "magic"!
# Baths are very sinful! You must watch your children while they are bathing, as too much scrubbing with the rag 'down there' might lead to sexual thoughts or masterbation. Actually, the kids nor you shouldn't be bathing too at all since the body is a tool of the Devil and bathing focuses attention on the body!
# Vegetarians practice a pagan religion! Man is the lord of the nature and other animals, as God is the LORD, and man can - and should - raise cattle!
Swedish and canadian people and other homosexuals and lesbians!!!
# Sex. It is much better to be morbid and lonely than to partake of the forbidden fruit. Remeber what we learned from our serpent friend!( didn't he just say that lesbians are okay according to his screwed up bible?)
# Martial Arts, they teach violence and pagan religions!
Negros and other inferior races.
# Microsoft is of satan, and is the Anti-Christ itself!!!! Did you know that adding the numeric values of the letters of "William Henry Gates" equals 666, the number of the Beast!
McDonalds (junk food shop) and "Ronald McDonald", their occult "clown" character, who is clearly Lucifer in a symbolic disguise!!!
# Make-up. Never allow your children to use it!!! It could arouse sinful sexual thoughts!
Jeans! Jewelry! Left-handed people; if your child is left-handed, you must teach her/him to use right hand as Jesus told us to do! Because right is Right, and left (commies and homos) are wrong!!!
# So-called "HTML" codeing is satanic! As it is a conspiracy of New World Order, the secret plan of United Nations to take over US and the whole world!!! The code contains many loopholes and security bugs, new World Order will be able to break into every computer through this system they are marketiong!!!
FlaG BURNERS are demonic!
# Flag of USA! Yes, flag of USA! Did you know it contains fifty satanic symbols called pentagrams!!! Satan worshippers are govern the United States of America, which claims to be "One Nation Under God"! Blasphemy!!!
# Fags! GOD HATES FAGS!
# Elvis (certain so-called "rock and roll" singer, which is negro music, that is sexual pagan ritual music!!!)
# Dinosaurs. Every true christian knows these monsters are of satan, they never existed, earth was created only 5000 years ago! This is told in the Holy Bible which, as we know, is the Word of God because it is told in it!
# Dancing is of satan! Young, innocent people spend hours in filthy, unhealthy air full of tobacco and marjuhana smoke and rub their bodies together, which arouses sexual thoughts! Watch Your children!

Lol. Nice one Volt! You always manage to brighten my day! Again, lol!

[Hitokiri]

WASHING MAHINES WITH TRANSPARTENT LID AROUSE SINFUL THOUGHTS! As lingerie rotates around the washing machine, if you watch it, it arouses sexual thoughts in your mind!

Well...I've never seen one with a transparent lid and most likely the only lingerie you'll see washing around is your wives (Im guessing this washing machine thing is directed towards males cause most males don't wear lingerie ) and that's ok cause your husband and wife. And the other is your families (mother, sister) and I'm pretty sure you don't want to see that

# Sex. It is much better to be morbid and lonely than to partake of the forbidden fruit. Remeber what we learned from our serpent friend!( didn't he just say that lesbians are okay according to his screwed up bible?)

I'd like to hear him say that himself, face to face.

# Baths are very sinful! You must watch your children while they are bathing, as too much scrubbing with the rag 'down there' might lead to sexual thoughts or masterbation. Actually, the kids nor you shouldn't be bathing too at all since the body is a tool of the Devil and bathing focuses attention on the body!

where did he pull out that one out of......?? I'd hate to be around him, me must smell pretty bad!!

Game manufacturers association is a catholic and satanic conspiracy! I suspect it is actually "gay manufacturers", one of the organizations which pump gay-poison gas to peoples' homes!

and where is the material he got this supposed information from??

There is one very important thingh about lesbian behaviour: it is NOT always a deadly sin if practiced WITHIN THE HOLY MATRIMONY for the PLEASURE OF THE HUSBAND! This is proven in the Bible! (but he said that HOMOs were sinners)

what the heck did he just say!? And aren't wel all sinners?

FlaG BURNERS are demonic!

# Flag of USA! Yes, flag of USA! Did you know it contains fifty satanic symbols called pentagrams!!! Satan worshippers are govern the United States of America, which claims to be "One Nation Under God"! Blasphemy!!!

so aren't we doing something good by burning flgas if they're demonic? I'm so confused at what he said!

Left-handed people; if your child is left-handed, you must teach her/him to use right hand as Jesus told us to do! Because right is Right, and left (commies and homos) are wrong!!!

.....and so are you!!

sorry I needed to do that....which was fun

[Fsiphskilm]

yeah I recall my mom getting my sister a backstreet boy c.d. cause i think one tahnked God in his little thank you thing so she thoguth they were Christian.

LOL even Britney Spears thanks God for her music. And we all know that's NOT where it came from

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ROFL *i'm suffocating* I just read your guy's responses! Sadly I think he's serious, at the end of his site he said "this is not a joke" like 6 times.

I love the McDonaolds Clown being Lucifer in disguise ROFL

There's worse sites than that. There was one called "Americans united against masterbation"....

and the guy stated that you should beat your children if they do. also that Bananas and cucombers should be sold pre sliced ONLY. He recomended a bunch of anti-mastb. devices like "electrical underwear" and also said that if you'r afriad that your children will mastb. surgically remove their privates.

I'd like to wait for him to fall asleep he'll wake up missing quite a lot
That site was the worst of all of them I've been in my opinion becasue it was very serious and the anti-mastb. devices they sold were just cruel and inhumane.

[Fsiphskilm]

"pump gay-poison gas to peoples' homes!" ROFL Suffocating due to lack of Oxegen..

^10,000

I just found that, I must of skipped over it earlier...LOL gay-poison gas into people's homes...LOL

[DrNic]

Bet the dude that wrote all this lives in a little shack by himself. LOL

[Kkun]

I'm glad someone pointed Corrupt Christian Music out. I've been visiting it periodically over the past year or so whenever I've wanted a good laugh, and to see who they slam next. Ahhh, legalism. It's so much fun.

[skynes]

Legalism... it'd be so funny if it wasn't so... disturbing.

[firestorm]

I think that we should stop because it seems to me like this sounds like bashing. Not everyone has the same views as us, and this is going for us, the CCM,and the guy whom Dr.Nic quoted above. If you see something that offends you, then there is 2 things to do: accept it or do something about. I'm not trying to be mean, but this is just going to create a bigger rift. We are here to help and lift up our brothers and sisters, not to tear them down (again this goes for us, the CCM, and the guy whom Dr.Nic quoted above.) We need to help them see that it doesn't matter about how a person looks, sings, how their songs are, (obviously what they do in their spare time counts because we don't want false role models), or whether they do something or not (that part just came out there) if that person is a brother in Christ then we've got to love them no matter what. And the same for us. Doesn't matter what they believe about people because 1. just because they bash does mean its right for us to. 2. Again they are our brothers and sisters and we got to love them no matter what. it's either 2 decisions guys 1. love them and accept them. 2. love them and talk to them. Yeah they might be mean and condemn you or whatever, but that doesn't mean you didn't do the right thing. Remember if your not part of the solution, then your part of the problem. Anyways I'm done So please if a admin can come and do their thing her (ahem comment or close the thread ahem.) It would be great. Anyways love everybody.

[Stephen]

Why was this gravedug? Geez some people live for debates around here. Ever hear the expression let sleeping dogs lay? And as far as the link goes, don't be blind. The person that wrote that is full of crap.