Ode to a Sandwich...(Or, People I know who like to go to CAA, Hey hey!)

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Postby uc pseudonym » Wed Mar 03, 2004 5:23 am

Ashley wrote:Psh back to the fridge with you Kansas boy. *shoves UC playfully into the deep freeze* We need you to keep an eye on that mold before it gets too funky.


The instant I heard this the FFX battle music began playing in my head. I had it memorized after only about the second time I heard it. Yes, off to battle the mold creatures once more.

*for unknown reasons, the screen tightens to show just my eyes*

Ashley wrote:Better do what she says, o my mennonite of a friend. Other wise...She'll order me to rewrite you as a forty two year old amish man!!


Feh.

Zarn Ishtar wrote:Now, for evil Laughter becuase I'm going to write a story to Rival Days of our Lives!


Really? I'll be interested in seeing it.
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Postby Ashley » Wed Mar 03, 2004 11:27 am

UC quit putting words in my mouth or...or...I'll banish you to Kansas! *Texas members gasp* Oh wait...you already are in Kansas....well then I'll banish you to Maine!

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Postby Zarn Ishtare » Wed Mar 03, 2004 12:06 pm

MUHAHAHA...Ashley, great minds must think alike then...of course, if you hated him, you'd send him to somplace even worse then Kansas.....California. Oh yes, to be ruled by the dictator for life Ahnold! Don't send him to Northern California though, thats where all the intelligent people live. Or no...SEND HIM TO ARKANSAW! (Yes, I know thats not spelled correctly, but its for dramatic flare...)

But now for somthing totally serious and offtopic....

"By the waters, the waters, of Galilam...We lay down and wept, and wept, for thee Zion. We remember thee, remember thee Zion."- From the song Babylon, by Don Mclain. It tells the tail of the newly captive Israelites who are heading towards, you guessed it, Babylon the Great. It is a very sad song, but it also has hope. the last line, "We remember thee Zion", is hoping, for if you remember somthing, and keep it in your heart, it will come again. Although in this context, it was eighty years before that was to come to pass.....Of course, I changed apart of the lyrics, my version goes like this. It is the cry of the city to its people, who are being taken.....where it is "we remember thee", it now becomes, "Please Remember me, remember me Zion." hmm....It's a sad but beautiful song. Well, I guess that killed the funny, but I figured I'd share some of my musical interests...hmm....
With your doubt, all is comfort
We are all as we appear
No more questions left unanswered
No more wonder, no more fear
Nothing is beauty, nothing's feeling
Blood where there once was a soul
So I ask you, prove yourself
Make me believe that you are whole
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Postby uc pseudonym » Wed Mar 03, 2004 1:14 pm

Heh... let's hear it for editing. And for misused copy/paste...

I find state bickering highly amusing. Not so humorous when people aren't being serious, but laughable none the less.
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Postby Zarn Ishtare » Thu Mar 04, 2004 4:23 pm

THe reason I was named this Topic Ode to a Sandwich, is becuase I was going to make like a sandwich (Turkey with Swiss on Rye Bread, no less) was singing the song...Which has given rise to my new nickname, Mr. Sandwich! Also, I am..OOC: Guy! Now if only people would start using those nickernames....YAWN.

Yeah, what you said. VA,TX,NC are my fave states. GO TEXANS! BOO COWBOYS! AND CAROLINA PANTHERS, YOU ROCK!
With your doubt, all is comfort
We are all as we appear
No more questions left unanswered
No more wonder, no more fear
Nothing is beauty, nothing's feeling
Blood where there once was a soul
So I ask you, prove yourself
Make me believe that you are whole
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Postby That Dude » Mon Mar 08, 2004 7:48 pm

Moo?? What's this!??! A ghost cow from Uorigooyen 5 and a half is haunting this thread!!! I'm hungry...I think I'm going to eat someone...*woops* I mean someTHING.
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Postby Zilch » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:29 am

(eats That Dude)...(licks lips) I'm hungry...I think I'll eat Ashley next...
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Postby uc pseudonym » Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:27 am

Gentlemen... this is a General thread, not a Goof Off thread. Goofing off is allowed, but only if you have something to say, or your goofing off is in the form of these songs. But please, keep this on the level.
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Postby Zilch » Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:20 pm

Sorry, UC...my bad...
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Postby cbwing0 » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:52 pm

Zarn Ishtare wrote:Yeah, what you said. VA,TX,NC are my fave states. GO TEXANS! BOO COWBOYS! AND CAROLINA PANTHERS, YOU ROCK!

Indeed...Virginia is my favorite state, for obvious reasons. :thumb:

I would try to think of a rhyme,
but I fear that I don't have the time,
for the Daily show comes on in nine minutes,
and Ronin of Kirai looks like a mime. :P

*runs away*
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Postby Lochaber Axe » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:50 pm

Zarn Ishtare wrote:Soo....does anyone wish to comment?? (Sharpens Axe)
Ahem...

"Do I look like a piece of graphite?
Pushed in wo-ood oh so tight
I don't know what you're thinking
Or just that you're mistaken.
But I was never born a pencil,
Maybe a-a silver utensil...

It does not matter much
For I have a hunch.

That you have never seen my armor,
And in such you-oo hurt my honor.
My name is Lochaber,
Or that you've neverheard
That... you are stan...ding... in the wonder
Of A BATTALION COMMANDERRRRR!!!!!"

I can't rap... so what of it, dog?
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Postby cbwing0 » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:55 pm

I believe you are mistaken Lochabar,
In thinking that you are the axe of Isthare.

Would he dream of putting you to the stone,
as if the blade needed to be honed?

I think not, but I will say,
you can fight again another day.
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Postby Icarus » Tue Mar 09, 2004 9:22 pm

Lochaber Axe wrote:I can't rap... so what of it, dog?

How ever you miss,
you don't never diss
yourself or the help
is gonna fly right on by.
So listen to I
when I tell you that my
abilities,
and skill wit these
rhymes never dies.

Now on to the rot
that got us here to this spot.
Props to the ones that we love. Like as not
Ash tops the list
what ever you wish
she's got it
don't flaunt it
you'll return to the dish.

You know we got more
and no one can score
the props
that I toss
to my dogs AU as before

What ever the ilk,
'sup, my man Zilch,
At freesylin',
your stylin'
flows better than milk.

'Salways the same
if you don't see your name
on my short list of fame,
don't hate the playa,
hate the game.

peace out.


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Postby uc pseudonym » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:11 am

So, Icarus speaks in rap constantly.

I feel the random need to do this:

I'm a poet
and I didn't know it.
That was the most cliche
rhyme made all day.
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Postby The_Marauding_Maniac » Wed Mar 10, 2004 9:28 am

The 'style thread we rapped
seems to have not been tapped
that thread
is dead
but the 'stylin' cannot be capped

Icarus: the rap master
noone can be any faster
his art
our parts
His equals are three rapsters (Zilch, Bard, and I)

Zilch I say is a friend
to rappers, to no ends
you bet
I met
Zilch, a poet who can't bend.

(I have to go- I'll add one for bard when I get back!)
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Postby DrNic » Wed Mar 10, 2004 10:21 am

A thread for rhyming?
What really good timing!
Cuz I felt the need
to give you summit to read
but I have nothing to say
No! Please don't go away
Or I may just cry
Cuz I'm that kinda guy
Hey, who called me a baby
and said I sound like a lady!
Now listen here kid!
You need to shut your lid!
I don't like gettin' dissed
So I'll take this here fist
and beat you up in a fight
...oh, wait I forgot...this is a christian site!
Well never mind then
but if you do it again...

I'LL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW ABOUT IT

...oh, sorry guys...just arguing with my imaginary friend, Bill ^_^
Take me

Far from all that's wrong and...
Let these

Fears collapse inside

Take me

Back to when i...

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Postby Bunny » Wed Mar 10, 2004 10:49 am

[quote="CobaltAngel"]LOL, it was really cute. ^_^ TMM is a boy tho. ^^]
*a shoe randomly strikes Coby on the head*
"So David said to Michal, "It was before the LORD, who chose me instead of your father and all his house, to appoint me ruler over the people of the LORD, over Israel. Therefore I will play music before the LORD. And I will be even more undignified than this, and will be humble in my own sight. But as for the maidservants of whom you have spoken, by them I will be held in honor."

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Postby Danyasaur » Wed Mar 10, 2004 11:02 am

Bunny wrote:*a shoe randomly strikes Coby on the head*


ROTFL!

there once was a girl named Kati,
who got hit with a shoe by Bunny,
she got knocked out but Bunny didn't pout,
cuz' she ment to hit her anyway.

like I said "I can't rap"! ^.^;;
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Postby CobaltAngel » Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:10 pm

*gets hit* whacha?!... <.< >.>
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Postby The_Marauding_Maniac » Wed Mar 10, 2004 2:22 pm

There was a fellow named Bard
To match him is quite hard
He's spoony
and loony
in fact, poetry is on his card.
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Postby Zarn Ishtare » Sat May 15, 2004 8:33 am

You knew it was coming....THE RESSURECTION OF ODE TO A SANDWICH!

Sooooo....

"I'm A genius!
I'm Smarter than you am!
I'm a Genius!
Even though I failed my exams!
I'm A genius!
I ate my mommys Afgan.....
Becuase I am a GEEENIIUUSSS!"

*Bows*

Eat your tart out, Spoony.
With your doubt, all is comfort
We are all as we appear
No more questions left unanswered
No more wonder, no more fear
Nothing is beauty, nothing's feeling
Blood where there once was a soul
So I ask you, prove yourself
Make me believe that you are whole
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Postby Zilch » Sat May 15, 2004 8:41 am

...meh...

This thread is way too GOOFY
But that's alright, I guess
As long we stay LOOPY
We're better than the rest!
Gypsy renamed Amarant FOOFY
While playing FF9
Now give yourself a COOKIE
'cuz that tumor is benign...
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Postby Zarn Ishtare » Sat May 15, 2004 8:43 am

Oh, and by the way.....HAI!



*megaman rocks*
With your doubt, all is comfort
We are all as we appear
No more questions left unanswered
No more wonder, no more fear
Nothing is beauty, nothing's feeling
Blood where there once was a soul
So I ask you, prove yourself
Make me believe that you are whole
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Postby The_Marauding_Maniac » Sat May 15, 2004 9:55 am

This thread was dead. No more to be said
Then the host used his post, and this thread was not toast
This gravedig was big, and definatlly not rigged
Some are glad not sad, others are plain old mad
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Postby Madeline » Sat May 15, 2004 11:26 am

Strange...but somehow awesome.
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Postby uc pseudonym » Sat May 15, 2004 2:51 pm

Zilch wrote:This thread is way too GOOFY
But that's alright, I guess
As long we stay LOOPY
We're better than the rest!
Gypsy renamed Amarant FOOFY
While playing FF9
Now give yourself a COOKIE
'cuz that tumor is benign...


Mad props for line 8. And 5, if it isn't true.
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Postby Zarn Ishtare » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:56 pm

I knew a person name Shadsie,
THis person was so Crazy!
It ate all my mushrooms,
Then turned into Orlando Bloom!


*Sigh...Good times, Good times...*
With your doubt, all is comfort
We are all as we appear
No more questions left unanswered
No more wonder, no more fear
Nothing is beauty, nothing's feeling
Blood where there once was a soul
So I ask you, prove yourself
Make me believe that you are whole
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Postby Htom Sirveaux » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:05 pm

Zarn Ishtare wrote:Eat your tart out, Spoony.


Eat my tart out?
Just watch me start out the gate
makin a statement so concentrate
while I lay it out straight
I don't eat tarts they're for sweethearts
buyin em at street markets
Meat's what I dig, not some flaky pastry
gimme a roast pig nice n tasty
makin a hasty move to the fridge now,
got me all hungry an i'm gonna chow down
so bow down to my skills, it looks like I beatcha
roasted you up like I'm gonna eatcha.
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Postby Zarn Ishtare » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:12 am

Your rhyming is so sad.
In fact its very bad.
If I have to hear it again,
I'll eat my fountain pen.
With your doubt, all is comfort
We are all as we appear
No more questions left unanswered
No more wonder, no more fear
Nothing is beauty, nothing's feeling
Blood where there once was a soul
So I ask you, prove yourself
Make me believe that you are whole
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Postby That Dude » Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:01 pm

The computer whisperer wondered about
talking to machines no doubt
twas as if the computers were distrought without
that crazy old phil
who couldn't pay his electric bill
for he was on CAA all day.
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