songs you love to bother people with

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Postby Kkun » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:04 am

I'm gravedigging, too.

I use "Cecilia and the Silhouette Saloon" by the Blood Brothers in drive-throughs and public places to literally scare people to death. I saw an old person have a heart attack from it one time, brothers and sisters. It was epic.
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Postby wingedfox » Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:39 am

my sister and i will sing a song we hear off of spongebob like the goffy gobber song really loud at the movies or just burst out with...
twinkle twinkle patrick star, I made my self a sandwich, my mommy made the bread, and it tastes like beans and bacon and smells like it's been dead! my head has a point... pointy pointy pointy, pointty pointy point, pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point. writting songs is hard so i use a pointy penciel. pointy pointy pointy, pointty pointy point, pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point. now this song is over execpt for this last line, it smells like brocoli!!!!!!
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Postby The Liar XIII » Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:40 am

My cousin freaks out when I play Six Feet Under.
I love Six Feet Under.
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Postby Miss WWE 2007 » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:17 pm

"Lovin You" or The I Love You song by Barney...or Michael Jacksons "Beat It"


I drive people nuts by trying to reach the high notes
"I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real
I wanna let go of the pain I’ve held so long
(Erase all the pain till it’s gone)
I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I’m close to something real
I wanna find something I’ve wanted all along
Somewhere I belong

I will never know myself until I do this on my own
And I will never feel anything else, until my wounds are healed
I will never be anything till I break away from me
I will break away, I'll find myself today

"-Linkin Park (Somewhere I Belong)


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Postby AsianBlossom » Tue May 01, 2007 3:01 pm

My brother hates it when I sing Japanese anime themes in the shower...he can hear it through the walls. :P And considering that I'm not the best singer in the world, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for him.
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Postby Alexander » Tue May 01, 2007 10:55 pm

AsianBlossom wrote:My brother hates it when I sing Japanese anime themes in the shower...he can hear it through the walls. :P And considering that I'm not the best singer in the world, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for him.


I do that all the time too. Although it only makes my brother wish I wasn't so obsessed with Japanese culture. XD

Nani mo iwanaide, anata no hanashi o kiite, nani mo iwaanaide, anata no soba ni ita...

Also, while no one particularly dislikes this song, I tend to sing it everyday.

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Postby Danderson » Fri May 04, 2007 5:42 pm

One day Mom was helping me and my siblings with Chemistry and at the time we were studying the elements chart or whatever it's called (I wasn't too good at it). While we doing this I went into the other room and started playing the first few minutes of "Lithium" by Evanescence....
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Fri May 04, 2007 7:42 pm

When I'm driving, I love to turn up "War" by Edwin Starr and encourage others to sing along. Mostly because of the chorus:

WAR! Huh! Good God! What is it good for? Absolutely NOTHING! Say it again!

Especially when I see someone driving with their cell phone! If you're not watching the road, get off the phone!
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Postby Stephen » Fri May 04, 2007 8:07 pm

Moved to the music board.
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Postby Ryusei » Sat May 05, 2007 8:44 am

Anything by Showbread, except Sing Me to Sleep. My brother hates Showbread.


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Postby Mimiru14 » Sat May 05, 2007 9:02 pm

my sister isn't too fond of BoA and Ayumi Hamasaki...so guess what I play when she's around ;) I'm such a good sister!
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Postby That Dude » Mon May 14, 2007 12:04 pm

KhakiBlueSocks wrote:WAR! Huh! Good God! What is it good for? Absolutely NOTHING! Say it again!


WAR! Huh! What is it good for? Territorial Expansion!
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Postby Kazuya » Mon May 28, 2007 10:43 pm

That Dude wrote:WAR! Huh! What is it good for? Territorial Expansion!


I LOL'd

I sing This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny to bother my friends. At one point I had the whole thing memorized! (except for the 3rd to the last paragraph) XD Here are the lyrics.

For maximum annoyance, sing loudly (duh), very high pitched, and twice as fast as it should be. This turns almost every song in the world in VERY annoying. :P

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got **** and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ***
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
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Postby Seppuku » Tue May 29, 2007 12:31 am

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Postby Zilch » Tue May 29, 2007 9:10 am

My coworker went to school at New Brunswick Bible Institute, so if she ever catches me singing Weird Al's Canadian Idiot, I get severely beaten.

Oh, Magical Trevor! That's a good one!

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Postby Danderson » Tue May 29, 2007 7:06 pm

Know what starts with the letter C?...... :lol:

C is for Cookie is an amazing song to bother people with...it's hilarious to watch becuase people start questioning your maturity, even if you've proven yourself to be mature....
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Postby Zilch » Wed May 30, 2007 6:09 pm

Oh, I forgot MewithoutYou's Paper Hanger. It's always a crowd favorite.
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Postby Htom Sirveaux » Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:34 pm

The theme music to the Berserk anime is just annoying and stupid as heck. I love to play the intro riff on my guitar in front of my friends because they hate it even more than I do. :evil:
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Postby Scarecrow » Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:22 pm

OMG don't wanna go off topic but that Berserk track is horrible. I didn't even know the guy was singing the whole song in english till about the 10th episode. Then that just made it even worse.

For me though it would have to be "Lonely" or something like that (I dont wanna be lonely no more, dont wanna have to pay for this etc etc etc). Plays on the radio 24/7 it seems. I like to get it stuck in everyones head :D (I hate it but it is quite catchy)
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Postby Monkey J. Luffy » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:21 pm

Bothering Tom Dincht with the song walkie talkie man is always fun.
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Postby IantheGecko » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:56 pm

My friend Ian hates "Let it Snow". One day last month it was snowing, and I happened to have Joy Electric's "The Magic of Christmas" on my iPod, so I pulled it out and started singing aloing. :P
"Make a joyful noise to the LORD, all the Earth"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
BLALALALALALALALALALALA-WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
BANG!
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Postby Tommy » Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:31 pm

Monkey J. Luffy wrote:Bothering Tom Dincht with the song walkie talkie man is always fun.

I love that song.
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