I hope I get married before any of this happens because I really need somebody to remind me to wake up in the morning and eat food. Mother and I have a joke that someday I will be found dead of starvation with a thouasand dollars in my pocket.
Gee, that reminds me of Rii-chan . . . eating almost nothing and not knowing what to do with the money she's got. ^_^
Let's see . . . $4 million a year for LIFE? Ooh, the possibilities . . .
Well, let's start with the taxes. Good old Uncle Sam taking his pound or two or five of flesh. I'm going to be pessimistic and say that I'm in a 50% tax bracket. That leaves me with $2 million. I would give $400k to my church each year, so they'd be set and able to pay our pastor [well, I guess now he's one of the pastors, since he and my dad alternate teaching on Sundays [I guess that makes me a PK now . . .] a good salary, since I know his family could use the money. Now I have $1.6 million. Right now, I would pay my way through college when I go this fall [~$20k a year minus $8k in scholarships means about $12k a year . . . let's say $15k to be certain], which leaves me with $1,585,000 for the year. This year, I would buy a well-equipped used Chevy HHR, which, if my dad could get it bought right, would run no more than another $15k. We're now at $1,570,000. I would also buy my good friend Jenna a loaded Chevy Cobalt SS sedan because she has a tired old Honda right now and she deserves something nicer. That would run about $25k, so we're at $1,545,000ish. I'd put the rest of that into an account to run up some interest whilst I'm in college. After college, I'd pursue art or voice acting or whatever God calls me to, knowing that I don't need to worry about making a living. I would also spoil my friends and family rotten and help people with it wherever I saw a need. I would also buy myself a really awesome motorcycle [either a pearl white '06 Honda Interceptor ABS or a late-model Harley-Davidson Night Rod with custom white pearl paint]. I would also definitely set my parents up for life [at least $300k a year]. Me? I would live on no more than $100k a year [at least, that's what I'd allocate to myself]. I don't really need much, actually. I would, however, likely splurge on a fully-loaded Mac Pro with eight processor cores, 16 gigabytes of RAM, 3 terabytes of hard drive storage, and all the toys. It would end up running me about $16k when the smoke cleared [as much as the Night Rod and several thousand more than the Interceptor], but I would have the most utterly wicked Mac Apple makes. I would then buy all the Half-Life games and play them on a large fancy monitor [like, say, one of those nice Apple Cinema doohickeys]. I'd also get some really sweet guns for Dad and I to have fun with [a nice Benelli shotgun, a Springfield SOCOM 16, some 1911s, a Desert Eagle just because, a Barret M82 just because, and perhaps something totally righteous like a full-auto P90 with, of course, the federal registration so the Man couldn't hassle me about it].
Oh yes, and I would round out my manga collection, which would include Rurouni Kenshin, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, xxx_HoLiC, D.Gray-man, Buso Renkin, Bleach, Black Cat, Case Closed, Death Note, Monster [I just read the first volume and it's awesome], Fullmetal Alchemist, and whatever else strikes my fancy. I would also get the anime for all of these shows [the ones that I could] so Rii-chan and I could do AMVs. I would also fund trips for us to go to cons and cosplay anyone our twisted little hearts desire. Furthermore, I would donate money to the FairTax people to help get that movement going, which would really help my investing and saving of those millions [and because I think it's pretty awesome]. I might also buy my friend Briesa a totally righteous guitar [say, a fully-loaded special-edition Les Paul or something ~ she's a guitar nut] and fund the restoration of her late-'60s Mustang.
Naturally, I'd also vacation in Japan ~ duh.
.rai//
EDIT: Gosh, how could I forget. I'd obviously buy CAA some rockin' awesome servers and help if not completely cover the operating costs [electricity, bandwidth and whatnot]. No, I'm not just being nice. I love CAA.