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Diet Water?!!!

Postby Hakaii » Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:16 pm

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What... is... this?!!! What in the love of Kakashi is happening to this world? Diet Water? Whats next? Honest polititions?! :drool:
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:23 pm

Haha.

That's wrong on so many levels.
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:16 am

You know, I had heard that you should ask for diet water at a restaurant in order to throw the waiter/waitress off, but dang. If they had a bottle of this on them, they'd so win. Shoot.

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Postby Mithrandir » Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:42 am

*backs quietly away from the thread*
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Postby HyperSock » Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:05 am

Diet water? :sweat:

What the difference from regular water?
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Postby Mr. Rogers » Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:10 am

I saw diet seltzer water once before. .....why?
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Postby AsianBlossom » Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:11 am

Maybe they were worried regular water (and seltzer) had too many carbs. (???)
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Postby JesusFreak84 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:22 am

Could this also just be Engrish at work? o.o
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Postby HyperSock » Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:32 am

JesusFreak84 wrote:Could this also just be Engrish at work? o.o


O.O Let's hope not, cuz that would be scary :?:
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Postby Mithrandir » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:26 am

The Katakana at the bottom does match the English printing. We can at least assume they *meant* it. Or it's a REALLY good mock up.
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Postby ICE-rocks » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:29 am

Lol Diet water.... what is this world coming to... or is this a way of hiding that the goverment has messed with our water supply.
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Postby Kurama » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:38 am

o.0?!
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:39 am

I would so buy one of these just for the looks on my friends' faces when they ask me for a glass of water and I say "Regular or diet?".

(Of course, I would probably never buy a second. It's not that great of a gag.)

(It's probably got some dieter-friendly additives or something in it, really.)
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Postby soul alive » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:28 pm

My thought was also that it contains 'dieter-friendly additives'...

But really. Diet air next?
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Postby Tommy » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:06 pm

I recall water having 0 for everything on the nutrition box.

Are they negatives?
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:04 pm

You have got to be kidding me! What, in the name of all that is good and right in the world, can you take away from WATER to make it DIET?!?
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Postby Mithrandir » Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:05 pm

ICE-rocks wrote:Lol Diet water.... what is this world coming to... or is this a way of hiding that the goverment has messed with our water supply.


You don't really believe that Americans are getting tubby just because they EAT too much, do you?




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Postby Stiletto » Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:03 pm

I'm guessing "Diet" is just a quick way of saying you're going to drink distilled water...
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Postby Mr. Rogers » Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:11 pm

Mithrandir wrote:You don't really believe that Americans are getting tubby just because they EAT too much, do you?
nope. we're the most unhealthy nation in the world because we're drinking non-diet water. o.o
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Postby SaintGabriel » Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:23 pm

What the? That was a joke I'd always tell my friends since like... forever. Now I'm seeing it for real. Weird.
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Postby Kiba-kun » Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:58 pm

Doesn't surprise me. I work in a grocery store and I see the Diet Tonic water everyday and it's all the same to me.
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Postby Jack Bond » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:06 pm

Maybe it's water that's negative stuff? Like -10 grams of carbs?
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Postby Puritan » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:07 pm

This has additives of some type, I'm sure, unless it's simply a crock. Regular water is free of anything resembling a source of energy. They could be selling distilled water like Stiletto suggested, but I doubt it. It is possible, but distilled water isn't much in the way of a diet aid.
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Postby USSRGirl » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:11 pm

:lol: I actually thought of this a long time ago. What a great scam! XD
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:16 pm

Hmmm, regular water is makeing me fat. Time to change for a improvement.
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Postby Destroyer2000 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:53 pm

Just beautiful. Wow....haha. Well, I don't drink diet anything, much less do I drink water, so yeah.
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Postby Kai Robin » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:31 pm

*sigh* I woulda swore I read something in the Bible that diet water was related to the end times. I'm just gonna sell all my possessions now and wait in the backyard!
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Postby Mithrandir » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:37 pm

I'll give you 5 bucks for all your posessions. If the world is going to end, you don't need them, right?


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Postby Esoteric » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:40 pm

[quote="Mithrandir"]I'll give you 5 bucks for all your posessions. If the world is going to end, you don't need them, right?


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Heck, if that's the case, you should be able to get them for free!! :dizzy:
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Postby Kai Robin » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:41 pm

doh! double post, feel free to delete this one.
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