engrish of the day!!
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Engrish of the day!
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Engrish of the day!
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"I AM A CHRISTIAN, AND THIS I PROFESS UNTIL THE HOUR OF MY DEATH AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE. ALTHOUGH I DID NOT COME TO JAPAN TO BE A MARTYR, NEVERTHELESS AS A CHRISTIAN AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE." St. Lorenzo Ruiz.
"I AM A CHRISTIAN, AND THIS I PROFESS UNTIL THE HOUR OF MY DEATH AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE. ALTHOUGH I DID NOT COME TO JAPAN TO BE A MARTYR, NEVERTHELESS AS A CHRISTIAN AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE." St. Lorenzo Ruiz.
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supa dupa ninja - Posts: 372
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WHEN YOUR FROME
The sad thing is that's from an actual MSN conversation.
The sad thing is that's from an actual MSN conversation.
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andyroo - Posts: 815
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Ever made your own Engrish? It's pretty fun.
Just go to Babelfish , set it to "english to Japanese", type something and translate it, and then copy the japanese characters into the translation box and convert it from Japanese to English. The results can be pretty amusing.
For example:
"I think this site is neat."
would come out as
"I this place think of that it is the edge correct."
One has to wonder if some of the companies guilty of "engrish" used Babelfish...
Just go to Babelfish , set it to "english to Japanese", type something and translate it, and then copy the japanese characters into the translation box and convert it from Japanese to English. The results can be pretty amusing.
For example:
"I think this site is neat."
would come out as
"I this place think of that it is the edge correct."
One has to wonder if some of the companies guilty of "engrish" used Babelfish...
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Law of Japanese Animation #11 (Law of Inherent Combustibility)
Everything explodes. Everything.
In both real life and video games,
anything can be solved through the mass application of explosives. -- The Duck
Da Rabid Duckie, concerning Gypsy wrote:Gypsy doesn't realize this, but she's ditching whomever she's with and we're getting married. Uh huh. Yeah. Lil bro Zilch can be the best man, it'll be an explosive ceremony. Everyone is invited! We'll serve poutine at the reception, Straylight can DJ, and Shatterheart can start a mosh pit!
Hey... she said it... :pGypsy, in acceptance wrote:Explosives and poutine? Alright!
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Do no use elevator while causing fire
Comment from sdn's link: If you're a pyro, it's the stairs, bub...
Out of the few I saw, I like that one best.
Didn't notice the link to that engrish web site until now.
I need to think up of something for babelfish...
Comment from sdn's link: If you're a pyro, it's the stairs, bub...
Out of the few I saw, I like that one best.
Didn't notice the link to that engrish web site until now.
I need to think up of something for babelfish...
"As vinegar to the teeth and smoke to the eyes, so is a sluggard to those who send him." ~Proverbs 10:26
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andyroo - Posts: 815
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SNK is one of the great speakers in the Engrish dialect.
Being an SNK fighting game fan, Engrish is very near and dear to my heart.
One of my favorite SNK Engrish passages is in the opening of the game Samurai Shodown II, which you can see in the attached picture.
Moments like this one reaffirm my love for SNK fighting games.... It is so beautiful.
One of my favorite SNK Engrish passages is in the opening of the game Samurai Shodown II, which you can see in the attached picture.
Moments like this one reaffirm my love for SNK fighting games.... It is so beautiful.
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I am also in the Christian gaming group, Tribe of Judah in the Christian Gamers Alliance.
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Omega Amen - Posts: 1473
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Speaking of video game Engrish, I was playing an old SNES game with a friend a while ago. I forget which one it was exactly, but it's a two-player action thing like Double Dragon, but more of a cutesy Japanese look. Anyway, when I ran all out of lives and continues, my area of the screen (the bottom-left corner) said:
PAUSE
YOU CAN NOT JOIN ANY MORE
Can't I? Aww, no fair
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PAUSE
YOU CAN NOT JOIN ANY MORE
Can't I? Aww, no fair
.
If this post seems too utterly absurd or ridiculous to be taken seriously, don't.
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Htom Sirveaux - Posts: 2429
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I don't have any game engrish, but here's some engrish I cooked up with Babel Fish:
original: The big cheese is amongst us.
Engrish: As for the large cheese it is in us.
original: The big cheese is amongst us.
Engrish: As for the large cheese it is in us.
"As vinegar to the teeth and smoke to the eyes, so is a sluggard to those who send him." ~Proverbs 10:26
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SpoonyBard wrote:Speaking of video game Engrish, I was playing an old SNES game with a friend a while ago. I forget which one it was exactly, but it's a two-player action thing like Double Dragon, but more of a cutesy Japanese look. Anyway, when I ran all out of lives and continues, my area of the screen (the bottom-left corner) said:
PAUSE
YOU CAN NOT JOIN ANY MORE
Can't I? Aww, no fair
Are you talking about river city ransom?
the most quotable engrish game ever?!
my favorite lines are when you kicked the stuffing out of an enemy they'll usually say: "BARF!" and :"OH! NO I'M DYING!"
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"I AM A CHRISTIAN, AND THIS I PROFESS UNTIL THE HOUR OF MY DEATH AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE. ALTHOUGH I DID NOT COME TO JAPAN TO BE A MARTYR, NEVERTHELESS AS A CHRISTIAN AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE." St. Lorenzo Ruiz.
"I AM A CHRISTIAN, AND THIS I PROFESS UNTIL THE HOUR OF MY DEATH AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE. ALTHOUGH I DID NOT COME TO JAPAN TO BE A MARTYR, NEVERTHELESS AS A CHRISTIAN AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE." St. Lorenzo Ruiz.
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supa dupa ninja - Posts: 372
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"As for me 1 year old! So it is!" wha? 0.o
I said "I am the one" not I'm one year old!
I said "I am the one" not I'm one year old!
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"I AM A CHRISTIAN, AND THIS I PROFESS UNTIL THE HOUR OF MY DEATH AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE. ALTHOUGH I DID NOT COME TO JAPAN TO BE A MARTYR, NEVERTHELESS AS A CHRISTIAN AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE." St. Lorenzo Ruiz.
"I AM A CHRISTIAN, AND THIS I PROFESS UNTIL THE HOUR OF MY DEATH AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE. ALTHOUGH I DID NOT COME TO JAPAN TO BE A MARTYR, NEVERTHELESS AS A CHRISTIAN AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE." St. Lorenzo Ruiz.
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supa dupa ninja - Posts: 372
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Grr... I'm having problems getting Babel Fish to work. When I go for an eng-jap translation, I get question marks where the translation should be! Maybe I have to get a firebird mod for it to work.
Still, I can do it with spanish and other alphabet languages
"I like apples a lot" = "I have apple taste much"
If I ever meet a cannible that didn't like his apple sauce, he won't take a bite outta me!
EDIT:
Oh, I can still copy and translate the question marks for japanese
Still, I can do it with spanish and other alphabet languages
"I like apples a lot" = "I have apple taste much"
If I ever meet a cannible that didn't like his apple sauce, he won't take a bite outta me!
EDIT:
Oh, I can still copy and translate the question marks for japanese
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Figure this one out. The simple phrase "flying dreams" becomes:
As for flight you look at dream
As for flight you look at dream
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"The Christian Anime Alliance rocks!!"
becomes:
"As for the alliance of Christian Anime! It shakes!"
I'm suddenly reminded of that Asian guy singing "She Bangs"
becomes:
"As for the alliance of Christian Anime! It shakes!"
I'm suddenly reminded of that Asian guy singing "She Bangs"
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Join the Proud Nation of Temuoplis! Koei, Temuoplis!
Law of Japanese Animation #11 (Law of Inherent Combustibility)
Everything explodes. Everything.
In both real life and video games,
anything can be solved through the mass application of explosives. -- The Duck
Join the Proud Nation of Temuoplis! Koei, Temuoplis!
Law of Japanese Animation #11 (Law of Inherent Combustibility)
Everything explodes. Everything.
In both real life and video games,
anything can be solved through the mass application of explosives. -- The Duck
Da Rabid Duckie, concerning Gypsy wrote:Gypsy doesn't realize this, but she's ditching whomever she's with and we're getting married. Uh huh. Yeah. Lil bro Zilch can be the best man, it'll be an explosive ceremony. Everyone is invited! We'll serve poutine at the reception, Straylight can DJ, and Shatterheart can start a mosh pit!
Hey... she said it... :pGypsy, in acceptance wrote:Explosives and poutine? Alright!
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0.o Nuts man... nuts...
Luke was here.
There are 10 types of people in the world, people who can read bianary, and people who can't.
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X XI XII XIII XIV XV XVI XVII XVIII XIX XX XXI XXII XXIII XXIV XXV XXVI XXVII XXVIII XXIX XXX XXXI XXXII....
TTA: [B]The TTA Acronym
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There are 10 types of people in the world, people who can read bianary, and people who can't.
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X XI XII XIII XIV XV XVI XVII XVIII XIX XX XXI XXII XXIII XXIV XXV XXVI XXVII XXVIII XXIX XXX XXXI XXXII....
TTA: [B]The TTA Acronym
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On the bac
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I'm leaving CAA perminantly. i've wanted to do this for a long time but I've never gathered the courage to let go.
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Remember Pippin's song in ROTK?
As for the house, there is worldwide rear of the front.
And it should step on, there are many roads.
Passing by the shadow to the edge of the night
To star, everything was attached, it is.
Fog and shadow, cloud and shade.
Everything atrophies atrophies entirely
As for the house, there is worldwide rear of the front.
And it should step on, there are many roads.
Passing by the shadow to the edge of the night
To star, everything was attached, it is.
Fog and shadow, cloud and shade.
Everything atrophies atrophies entirely
If this post seems too utterly absurd or ridiculous to be taken seriously, don't.
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this is kinda cool
its the about us in the faq here at CAA
Original:
CAA is a non-profit, non-denominational organization dedicating to using the anime and manga world to transform lives and impact others for Jesus Christ, whom we believe to be the one and only son of God.
Engrish:
Life is made to deform, CAA the non profit which is lifted up to the use of the world of anime and manga, is non-denominational organization to producing effect other than because of Christ's yes Christ whom we believe the unique son of God.
its the about us in the faq here at CAA
Original:
CAA is a non-profit, non-denominational organization dedicating to using the anime and manga world to transform lives and impact others for Jesus Christ, whom we believe to be the one and only son of God.
Engrish:
Life is made to deform, CAA the non profit which is lifted up to the use of the world of anime and manga, is non-denominational organization to producing effect other than because of Christ's yes Christ whom we believe the unique son of God.
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He wants them to learn to walk and must therefore take away His hand; and if only the will to walk is really there, He is pleased even with their stumbles.
Healing hands of God have mercy on our unclean souls
once again. Jesus Christ, Light of the World, burning
bright within our hearts forever. Freedom means love
without condition, without beginning or an end. Here's
my heart, let it be forever Yours, only You can make
every new day seem so new.
Every New Day - On Distant Shores - Five Iron Frenzy
Nail pierced hands they run with blood
A splitting brow forced by the thorns
His face is writhing with the pain yet it's comforting to me
Passion - Kutless
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Duckie wrote:"The Christian Anime Alliance rocks!!"
becomes:
"As for the alliance of Christian Anime! It shakes!"
Babelfish really has a lot of trouble with the Japanese topic marker, doesn't it?
Hontoo ni amari Babelfish wa Nihongo no wadaiten (?) o wakarimasen ne? (my translation)
本当にあまりバベルフィシュは日本語の話題点を分かりません、ね。
...
As for バベルフィシュ the Japanese topic point you do not understand truly excessively, don't you think?.
Oh well.
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I could still be champ, but I'd feel bad taking it away from one of the younger guys. - George Foreman
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Apparently my Engrish user name is "Melody manufacturer". 
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My favorite color is green becomes Color of my taste is green. Go figure that one out.
Spirit Wolf becomes Wolf of mind. Ok, that one's not so bad I suppose.
Spirit Wolf becomes Wolf of mind. Ok, that one's not so bad I suppose.
The choice has been made. There's no looking back. I won't let up, back up, give up, or shut up. My focus clear. My path is straight. My God, reliable. I'm a disciple of Christ.
Gods plan is like the sun. its too big and bright to look at directly, and sometimes the rain clouds cover it, but sometimes the plan dapples through the clouds and we can see beautiful glimpses of what he has in store for us.
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I didn't think about doing that.... my name would be "Da Radical Duckie". How 80's....
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Join the Proud Nation of Temuoplis! Koei, Temuoplis!
Law of Japanese Animation #11 (Law of Inherent Combustibility)
Everything explodes. Everything.
In both real life and video games,
anything can be solved through the mass application of explosives. -- The Duck
Join the Proud Nation of Temuoplis! Koei, Temuoplis!
Law of Japanese Animation #11 (Law of Inherent Combustibility)
Everything explodes. Everything.
In both real life and video games,
anything can be solved through the mass application of explosives. -- The Duck
Da Rabid Duckie, concerning Gypsy wrote:Gypsy doesn't realize this, but she's ditching whomever she's with and we're getting married. Uh huh. Yeah. Lil bro Zilch can be the best man, it'll be an explosive ceremony. Everyone is invited! We'll serve poutine at the reception, Straylight can DJ, and Shatterheart can start a mosh pit!
Hey... she said it... :pGypsy, in acceptance wrote:Explosives and poutine? Alright!
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Da Rabid Duckie - Posts: 524
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Here we go--the Engrish version of Zilch's favorite expression, "All your base are belong to us!"
Your basis everything belongs to us, it is.
Your basis everything belongs to us, it is.
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Your basis everything belongs to us, it is
ROFL!
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"I AM A CHRISTIAN, AND THIS I PROFESS UNTIL THE HOUR OF MY DEATH AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE. ALTHOUGH I DID NOT COME TO JAPAN TO BE A MARTYR, NEVERTHELESS AS A CHRISTIAN AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE." St. Lorenzo Ruiz.
"I AM A CHRISTIAN, AND THIS I PROFESS UNTIL THE HOUR OF MY DEATH AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE. ALTHOUGH I DID NOT COME TO JAPAN TO BE A MARTYR, NEVERTHELESS AS A CHRISTIAN AND FOR GOD I SHALL GIVE MY LIFE." St. Lorenzo Ruiz.
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supa dupa ninja - Posts: 372
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Here is one:
I was scared of lightning.
I could to have the electric light.
Curse you Ben Franklin! If only I couldn't to have the electric light!
I was scared of lightning.
I could to have the electric light.
Curse you Ben Franklin! If only I couldn't to have the electric light!
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I think that this thread is slowly going the way of the goof-off.
I think that this thread is out slowly methodological stupidity.
Well I certainly wasn't expecting that one.......
I think that this thread is out slowly methodological stupidity.
Well I certainly wasn't expecting that one.......
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Join the Proud Nation of Temuoplis! Koei, Temuoplis!
Law of Japanese Animation #11 (Law of Inherent Combustibility)
Everything explodes. Everything.
In both real life and video games,
anything can be solved through the mass application of explosives. -- The Duck
Join the Proud Nation of Temuoplis! Koei, Temuoplis!
Law of Japanese Animation #11 (Law of Inherent Combustibility)
Everything explodes. Everything.
In both real life and video games,
anything can be solved through the mass application of explosives. -- The Duck
Da Rabid Duckie, concerning Gypsy wrote:Gypsy doesn't realize this, but she's ditching whomever she's with and we're getting married. Uh huh. Yeah. Lil bro Zilch can be the best man, it'll be an explosive ceremony. Everyone is invited! We'll serve poutine at the reception, Straylight can DJ, and Shatterheart can start a mosh pit!
Hey... she said it... :pGypsy, in acceptance wrote:Explosives and poutine? Alright!
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