I use both the 1933 and 1983 translations of the Bible. I also want to buy a study bible someday when I get around to it.
I suspected a recently bought Afrikaans translation of the Bible to be faulty when it had a strange non-Canonical book at the end that began with a very strange verse which translates as "A phantom is haunting Europe - the phantom of communism." (Manifesto, Chapter 1, verse 1). Upon reading much of this book my suspicions were confirmed, that indeed it is non-Canonical, and at least does not orgininate from from the times of the New Testament. However, in my research, this version seems to be a heretical variation of the original 19th century German text since it makes several references to John Lennon and also has a whole chapter begging the reader to donate to the South African Communist Party. Boggled by these strange books, I decided to investigate it further.
In my investigation I was unable to discover who was responsible for this odd addition which in itself was faulty. The SACP did not return my calls either, but I doubt they were too blame. For some reason the 2nd chapter ends with a strange list which is also a heretical addition, replacing the original points with tips on creating the best 'fast food joint' (their words). For example:
Free education for all children in public schools.
has been changed to
Free toys for all children with their ComradeMeals.
Quite bizarre. Despite these liberal alterations, it still is appears within this particular Bible to be "The Manifesto of Marx and Engels", despite the fact that it is clearly either a parody or a bizarre alteration of questionable motivations of either's works. Certainly it would please neither Christian nor Communist.
Some people believe, however, that the 'original' Manifesto was not written by Marx and Engels but was possibly produced as satire by the Reverand Doctor Jonathan Swift. His version of the manifesto was produced as a joke, however his version of the disputed points quoted above only proves the possibility that he had lapsed into misanthropy:
No education for children since they wont use their brains as adults anyway.
It is believed that Swift borrowed his ideas of his manifesto from a lost one-man play (called Manifest, possibly a satire too) by William Shakespeare (or Sir Francis Bacon, depending on what you believe). It is believed that Swift got it from a beggar / librarian but that it was lost after his death. He quoted parts of it to a Alexander Pope of his in a letter, one of which seems to be the source for the above quotation.
(as it appears in the letter)
Forsooth, thy needeth no teaching, young Peregrine.
The ripening of body only cause the wilting of the mind.
(Note: Swift may have made many spelling errors or may have been quoting from memory. Also it should be noted that the play is about a teacher lamenting his job of tutoring a spoilt, inept son of a nobleman).
I might have realized my copy was faulty sooner, but my Biblical knowledge leaves much to be desired. Upon going back the store to refund my purchase, I decided to see what other titles Red Christian Bookstores sell at their moderate prices:
* The Communist Oath, by Frank Peretti
* This Present Capitalist Darkness by Frank Peretti
* Three (A biography on Trotsky, Stalin and Lenin) by Ted Dekker
* The Great Economic Divorce by CS Lewis
* The Chronicles of Moscow by CS Lewis (about a mighty lion named Stalin)
* A Proletariate Driven Revolution by Red Rick Warren
* A Case for Communism, by Lee Strobel
The clerk informed me that these books were the true expurgate version of the texts, which struck me as a questionable statement. The twitch is his eye also made me wonder if I should argue the point. I left the Bible there but went home R35 poorer since they unfortunately don't give refunds, which I suppose is a good Marxist virtue. This is the last time I'm buying Bibles in alternate dimensions, which are on the whole cheaper but a tad too, well, alternate. On the whole I prefer Marxism of the Groucho variety.