LOL! Hey look Miss C...explosions! XD
Hey...where am I during all this? :cries:
Day In The Life of the GRG
BOOSTER: Hey, No.1! Where's my cake?!
SNIFIT 1: Booster, Sir! There's a 70% chance the object you're standing on is a cake.
BOOSTER: What? THIS thing's a cake?
You have the power to say anything you want, so why not say something positive?
- Frank Capra
(in response to an interview question "Do you have a pet peeve having to do with this biz?")
People who write below their abilities in order to crank out tons of books and make a buck. Especially Christian authors who do that. Outsiders judge us for it, and make fun of us for it, and it makes Jesus look bad. We of all artists on earth should be the most concerned with doing our best possible work at all times. We of all people should write with all our hearts, as if writing for the Lord and not for men.
- Athol Dickson
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Author's Out of Character Troubles, Part 2
Zilch:...hmm...for some reason I simply do not like Inkhana...therefore..I'M GONNA LEAVE HER OUT OF THE NEXT SCENE! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Inkhana: Ziiiillllchhhhh! I waaaasssnnn'tttt innnn thiisss sceennnneee!
Zilch: (thinking fast) Ohh...goodness...how could I have FORGOTTEN you! Must be a mix-up. You'll be in the next scene.
Inkhana: (puppy eyes) Promise?
Zilch<----a sucker for puppy eyes: I...I promise....
Zilch:...hmm...for some reason I simply do not like Inkhana...therefore..I'M GONNA LEAVE HER OUT OF THE NEXT SCENE! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Inkhana: Ziiiillllchhhhh! I waaaasssnnn'tttt innnn thiisss sceennnneee!
Zilch: (thinking fast) Ohh...goodness...how could I have FORGOTTEN you! Must be a mix-up. You'll be in the next scene.
Inkhana: (puppy eyes) Promise?
Zilch<----a sucker for puppy eyes: I...I promise....
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I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
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Zilch - Posts: 1539
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And meee.... wait I just joined GRG.
I guess you could make fun of me for the no gaming during Lent issue...
I guess you could make fun of me for the no gaming during Lent issue...
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mechana2015 - Posts: 5025
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ah, well...I'll stick you in there as some expendible person who dies at the first sign of trouble... 
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I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
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Zilch - Posts: 1539
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umm...not really my real charachter, I'd be more likely to be the one hacking away at impossible odds reguardless of the final result, eg. fighting futiley until the very end...way too much hope for my own good.
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mechana2015 - Posts: 5025
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>>>ah, well...I'll stick you in there as some expendible person who dies at the first sign of trouble... <<<
I was just kidding...
YOU'RE GONNA BE A CHOCOBO!
(now, I'm not kidding...hehehehe...)
I was just kidding...
YOU'RE GONNA BE A CHOCOBO!
(now, I'm not kidding...hehehehe...)
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I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
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Zilch - Posts: 1539
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Wow, I'm a demonslayer that's tight with St. Peter. How cool is that. Thanks for putting me in Zilch.
Our lives are but a vapor, let us not let waste our time and breath on vanities, but let us spend ourselves for the Kingdom, seeking a better resurrection.
Preaching the Bad News
My Live Journal
Preaching the Bad News
My Live Journal
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Saint Kevin - Posts: 975
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If you put me in again, can I have a hammer? (Weapon of choice, also I fix things...)
Luke was here.
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Zilch wrote:>>>ah, well...I'll stick you in there as some expendible person who dies at the first sign of trouble... <<<
I was just kidding...
YOU'RE GONNA BE A CHOCOBO!
(now, I'm not kidding...hehehehe...)
"Gwaaaa?"*... tilts head sideways.
*Can I fight like Chobi in FFU?
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mechana2015 - Posts: 5025
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Author's Out of Character Troubles, Part 3
Zilch: ...*sigh*...what to do next...
mechana: (runs in) WARK!Warkkkk!warkwark!
Zilch: I suppose you want to be in on it, too, huh?
mechana: Warkkwarkkkwarrrk!
Zilch: Fine...but you'll probably end up being made into stew...
mechana: W...wark?
Zilch: Would you prefer pastries?
mechana: (thinks)...wark.
Zilch: Pastries it is!
Zilch: ...*sigh*...what to do next...
mechana: (runs in) WARK!Warkkkk!warkwark!
Zilch: I suppose you want to be in on it, too, huh?
mechana: Warkkwarkkkwarrrk!
Zilch: Fine...but you'll probably end up being made into stew...
mechana: W...wark?
Zilch: Would you prefer pastries?
mechana: (thinks)...wark.
Zilch: Pastries it is!
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I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
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Zilch - Posts: 1539
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Act 1, Scene 10
Chocobos, Big Monkeys, and Caffeine
(Zilch walks into the GRG the next day, sipping a cup of coffee. He waves to Kirakira, without realizing she's eating his ramen noodle cup, and sits down at a computer to post. Just as he places his coffee cup down, Ekul runs in waving a REALLY big blaster rifle wannabe.)
Ekul: I just made new invention! It's called...THE TRANSMOGRIFIER!
(Members sit and stare.)
Ekul: Watch!
(Ekul fires it at Kirakira. There is a large puff of smoke, and Kirakira is continuing to eat her ramen noodles...as a giant MONKEY?)
Ekul: (not noticing what happened) How ya like Kirakira's new rabbit ears? Ain't they great?...what's that smell?(looks over at the overfed version of Kirakira in a monkey suit)...oh, crap...(looks at switches) Oh! I see! Just had it on the wrong setting...lessee here...Chocolate? alright...let's try it...
(Ekul points the contraption at a sprig of broccoli, just as Zilch is walking across the room with his coffee. Zilch ducks the misfired shot, but as he does so, his coffee spills into Calbhach's mouth. Unused to the caffeine dosage, she goes nuts. Meanwhile, the blast from Ekul's invention is bouncing off the walls...just as Mechana2015 walks in...)
Mechana: Hey, everyone! I'm new to the GRGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(the blast connects with Mechana's head. Insert another big puff of smoke. Mechana is..a chocobo?)
Mechana: Wark!Warkwarkwark!
Spencer: What the crap is going...(watches Calbhach jump from wall to wall)
Calbh: heyheyheyheyheyheyhey! It's Spenc(twitch)er. Goo(twitch) to seeseesee you.(twitchtwitchtwitch) BWAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Spencer:...on?
Ekul:..dumb thing. I forgot to fragulate the paraparalikgentic drive to compulate for the Swentaltoration Effect. If I do that, everything should go back to normal.
Duckie: How do you do that?
Ekul: Like this.(He kicks the gun. It shudders, then puts off a huge cloud of steam)
Ekul:..ooops...
Calbh: (overhearing him)Oops!Oops?OoPs!ooopS!Spooo!(continues in this fashion)
To be Continued...
Chocobos, Big Monkeys, and Caffeine
(Zilch walks into the GRG the next day, sipping a cup of coffee. He waves to Kirakira, without realizing she's eating his ramen noodle cup, and sits down at a computer to post. Just as he places his coffee cup down, Ekul runs in waving a REALLY big blaster rifle wannabe.)
Ekul: I just made new invention! It's called...THE TRANSMOGRIFIER!
(Members sit and stare.)
Ekul: Watch!
(Ekul fires it at Kirakira. There is a large puff of smoke, and Kirakira is continuing to eat her ramen noodles...as a giant MONKEY?)
Ekul: (not noticing what happened) How ya like Kirakira's new rabbit ears? Ain't they great?...what's that smell?(looks over at the overfed version of Kirakira in a monkey suit)...oh, crap...(looks at switches) Oh! I see! Just had it on the wrong setting...lessee here...Chocolate? alright...let's try it...
(Ekul points the contraption at a sprig of broccoli, just as Zilch is walking across the room with his coffee. Zilch ducks the misfired shot, but as he does so, his coffee spills into Calbhach's mouth. Unused to the caffeine dosage, she goes nuts. Meanwhile, the blast from Ekul's invention is bouncing off the walls...just as Mechana2015 walks in...)
Mechana: Hey, everyone! I'm new to the GRGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(the blast connects with Mechana's head. Insert another big puff of smoke. Mechana is..a chocobo?)
Mechana: Wark!Warkwarkwark!
Spencer: What the crap is going...(watches Calbhach jump from wall to wall)
Calbh: heyheyheyheyheyheyhey! It's Spenc(twitch)er. Goo(twitch) to seeseesee you.(twitchtwitchtwitch) BWAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Spencer:...on?
Ekul:..dumb thing. I forgot to fragulate the paraparalikgentic drive to compulate for the Swentaltoration Effect. If I do that, everything should go back to normal.
Duckie: How do you do that?
Ekul: Like this.(He kicks the gun. It shudders, then puts off a huge cloud of steam)
Ekul:..ooops...
Calbh: (overhearing him)Oops!Oops?OoPs!ooopS!Spooo!(continues in this fashion)
To be Continued...
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I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
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Zilch - Posts: 1539
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w00t! Thats interesting how you worked out how Mechana is a chocobo
Luke was here.
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CobaltAngel - Posts: 1950
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*Archaeologist Luke discovers an amazing thing buried underneath tons of threads... anchient...*
Sorry about that.... This has not been updated for sooooo long...
Sorry about that.... This has not been updated for sooooo long...
Luke was here.
There are 10 types of people in the world, people who can read bianary, and people who can't.
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Yeah! What's up with that, Zilch? 
BOOSTER: Hey, No.1! Where's my cake?!
SNIFIT 1: Booster, Sir! There's a 70% chance the object you're standing on is a cake.
BOOSTER: What? THIS thing's a cake?
You have the power to say anything you want, so why not say something positive?
- Frank Capra
(in response to an interview question "Do you have a pet peeve having to do with this biz?")
People who write below their abilities in order to crank out tons of books and make a buck. Especially Christian authors who do that. Outsiders judge us for it, and make fun of us for it, and it makes Jesus look bad. We of all artists on earth should be the most concerned with doing our best possible work at all times. We of all people should write with all our hearts, as if writing for the Lord and not for men.
- Athol Dickson
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inkhana - Posts: 3670
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Well, I figured that I might as well finally read this. I can't say I'm unhappy that I did.
No. I will now kill you with the Hutterite and Anabaptist Masamunes (collect all six) and then frag you as soon as you respawn with a Pacifist Pistol.
Zilch wrote:I was just teasing him. I've known UC for awhile, he was on my CGA board. No hard feelings, right, UC?
No. I will now kill you with the Hutterite and Anabaptist Masamunes (collect all six) and then frag you as soon as you respawn with a Pacifist Pistol.
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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(respawns)Here's a (bang!....respawns) little tidbit to keep(bang!...respawns) you going till I(BOOOM!!!......respawns) write the next part...(BANG!!!!...respawns) DO YOU MIND, YOU TRIGGER-HAPPY MOD??!!
Author's Out Of Character Troubles, Part 4
(Members of the GRG are mobbing Zilch)
Mechana: WARKWARKwArK!(Translation: I'M A STINKING CHOCOBO?!?!
Calbhach: I'M ON CAFFEINE?!?!
Ekul: YOU MADE ME DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE?!?!?
Inkhana: I'M NOT IN THIS SCENE?!?!?
Kirakira: I'M A FREAKING MONKEY?!?!?!?
Zilch:...(points)Look!
(The Guild turns to look as Zilch runs off)
OOC: BTW, the Transmogrifier is a tribute to the comic strip "Calvin and Hobbes"...
Author's Out Of Character Troubles, Part 4
(Members of the GRG are mobbing Zilch)
Mechana: WARKWARKwArK!(Translation: I'M A STINKING CHOCOBO?!?!
Calbhach: I'M ON CAFFEINE?!?!
Ekul: YOU MADE ME DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE?!?!?
Inkhana: I'M NOT IN THIS SCENE?!?!?
Kirakira: I'M A FREAKING MONKEY?!?!?!?
Zilch:...(points)Look!
(The Guild turns to look as Zilch runs off)
OOC: BTW, the Transmogrifier is a tribute to the comic strip "Calvin and Hobbes"...
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I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
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Zilch - Posts: 1539
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I wouldn't mind appearing on occasion in this thread, either. Don't feel obligated, just if you ever need a person at random.
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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The "Horrible" thing I did was use "ain't"
Luke was here.
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DRD: I like explosives.
Ronnie: I like Mega Man.
DRD: I like explosives.
Ronnie: I like Mega Man.
DRD: I like explosives.
Ronnie: I like Mega Man.
DRD: I like explosives.
Ronnie: I like Mega Man.
DRD: I like explosives.
Ronnie: I like Mega Man.
DRD: I like explosives.
Ronnie: I like Mega Man.
DRD: I like explosives.
Ronnie: I like Mega Man.
DRD: I like explosives.
Ronnie: I like Mega Man.
DRD: I like explosives.
Ronnie: I like Mega Man.
DRD: I like explosives.
Ronnie: I like Mega Man.
That very strongly reminds me of 8-bit theatre...
Guard: Welcome to Corneria
Knight: I like swords
Guard: Welcome to Corneria
Knight: I like swords
Guard: Welcome to Corneria
Knight: I like swords
Guard: Welcome to Corneria
Knight: I like swords
Guard: Welcome to Corneria
Knight: I like swords
Black Mage: Urge... to kill... rising
I am the Reaper of Souls... and it's harvest time.
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skynes - Posts: 742
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hmm...(taps chin)...that sounds familiar...maybe...they copied me...
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I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
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Zilch - Posts: 1539
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OOC: Sorry it took me so long to post this again. My brain's been fried...and I've been busy...
Act 1, Scene 11
(After calming down and settling the issues the GRG had had over the last scene, Calbhach is typing away at her computer. Duckie enters and looks over her shoulder.)
Duckie: Whatcha doing?
Calbh: Making a message board RPG.
Duckie: Cool.
(Duckie stays put over Calbhach's shoulder as Spencer walks in.)
Spencer: Whatcha doing?
Calbh: Well, I'm making a message board RPG...
Spencer: Sweet.
(Spencer also perches next to Calbhach. Ekul walks in, along with Skynes and Master Dias.)
Master Dias: Hey, almighty mod mistress mulling major mishappen modifications making mad many men!
(Calbhach is getting slightly annoyed.)
Calbh: Could you guys back of so I can wo-...
(Ekul hops on Calbhach's back)
Ekul: WOW! Whatcha doin'?
(Calbhach looks slightly miffed.)
Calbh: As I said, I'm making a message board RPG. Now if you could lea-
(Skynes looks around her head)
Skynes: Bout ye, missy! Whait a bonny saite ye gait here, lassie! Ah weesh ah haid a saite as braw and bold as yers!
(Calbhach is getting really ticked...and confused...)
Calbhach: Um, thank you, now please, I have to work on thi-
(Zilch walks in, and sees the amount of Gil Calbhach is allowing herself on the message board RPG.)
Zilch: THAT'S NOT FAIR! MUTINY! MUTINY! I CALL FOR A MUTINY!
(No one listens to Zilch. A troll walks in with a disguise on.)
Troll: Hello, I'm ANicePersonWho'sNotATroll. Pray, what are all you folks doing?
(Calbhach blows her top, grabs the troll, and flings it through the nearest window. A small dog tag drops out.)
Spencer:(reading the dog tag) Hmm...TrollScout45...interesting...
(Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid runs in and sees the dog tag.)
Snake: I'll take that.
(Snake fires a tranquilizer into Spencer's leg, grabs the dog tag, and leaves. The leg goes numb and Spencer wobbles on Zilch, who falls on Master Dias, who falls on Ekul, who falls into Skynes, who falls into Duckie, who falls into the still-angry Calbhach, who falls on her computer. It sizzles and smokes, and finally...)
Duckie: Oh...
Spencer: crap...
Ekul:in...
Skynes: ah...
Zilch: bucket...
(The computer explodes. One of the burning chips flies out the broken window and sets the unconcious troll on fire. Inside, everyone is piled on top of each other.)
Skynes: Ach, Calbhach me wee lassie, do ye ken getting yer eelbow oot o' me shoulder?
Calbh: Oh, shut it, you kilt-wearing blunder-boy...
Ekul: I thought the Scottish wore kilts...
Duckie: What are kilts again?
Master Dias: They're like skirts...
Spencer: Yeah, we wear 'em all the time in Texas!
(Calbhach gives him a dirty look)
Calbh: You're making Texans look bad!
(Ashley pokes her head in the broken window, avoiding the barbequed troll)
Ashley: YEAH! KILTS ROCK!(she runs off)
Skynes: Weell...thait was weird...
Zilch: Um, guys...
Everyone: WHAT!?!?!
Zilch: I'm at the bottom, and I gotta go...to a certain relaxation facility...so...if you could get up quickly?
(The rest of the GRG looks at each other. They grin, then apply all the weight they can on poor Zilch)
Zilch: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!NONONONONONONONO! STOPPIT!STOPPIT!AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhh...oh. That's better...
(The GRG proceeds to beat on Zilch...)
Act 1, Scene 11
(After calming down and settling the issues the GRG had had over the last scene, Calbhach is typing away at her computer. Duckie enters and looks over her shoulder.)
Duckie: Whatcha doing?
Calbh: Making a message board RPG.
Duckie: Cool.
(Duckie stays put over Calbhach's shoulder as Spencer walks in.)
Spencer: Whatcha doing?
Calbh: Well, I'm making a message board RPG...
Spencer: Sweet.
(Spencer also perches next to Calbhach. Ekul walks in, along with Skynes and Master Dias.)
Master Dias: Hey, almighty mod mistress mulling major mishappen modifications making mad many men!
(Calbhach is getting slightly annoyed.)
Calbh: Could you guys back of so I can wo-...
(Ekul hops on Calbhach's back)
Ekul: WOW! Whatcha doin'?
(Calbhach looks slightly miffed.)
Calbh: As I said, I'm making a message board RPG. Now if you could lea-
(Skynes looks around her head)
Skynes: Bout ye, missy! Whait a bonny saite ye gait here, lassie! Ah weesh ah haid a saite as braw and bold as yers!
(Calbhach is getting really ticked...and confused...)
Calbhach: Um, thank you, now please, I have to work on thi-
(Zilch walks in, and sees the amount of Gil Calbhach is allowing herself on the message board RPG.)
Zilch: THAT'S NOT FAIR! MUTINY! MUTINY! I CALL FOR A MUTINY!
(No one listens to Zilch. A troll walks in with a disguise on.)
Troll: Hello, I'm ANicePersonWho'sNotATroll. Pray, what are all you folks doing?
(Calbhach blows her top, grabs the troll, and flings it through the nearest window. A small dog tag drops out.)
Spencer:(reading the dog tag) Hmm...TrollScout45...interesting...
(Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid runs in and sees the dog tag.)
Snake: I'll take that.
(Snake fires a tranquilizer into Spencer's leg, grabs the dog tag, and leaves. The leg goes numb and Spencer wobbles on Zilch, who falls on Master Dias, who falls on Ekul, who falls into Skynes, who falls into Duckie, who falls into the still-angry Calbhach, who falls on her computer. It sizzles and smokes, and finally...)
Duckie: Oh...
Spencer: crap...
Ekul:in...
Skynes: ah...
Zilch: bucket...
(The computer explodes. One of the burning chips flies out the broken window and sets the unconcious troll on fire. Inside, everyone is piled on top of each other.)
Skynes: Ach, Calbhach me wee lassie, do ye ken getting yer eelbow oot o' me shoulder?
Calbh: Oh, shut it, you kilt-wearing blunder-boy...
Ekul: I thought the Scottish wore kilts...
Duckie: What are kilts again?
Master Dias: They're like skirts...
Spencer: Yeah, we wear 'em all the time in Texas!
(Calbhach gives him a dirty look)
Calbh: You're making Texans look bad!
(Ashley pokes her head in the broken window, avoiding the barbequed troll)
Ashley: YEAH! KILTS ROCK!(she runs off)
Skynes: Weell...thait was weird...
Zilch: Um, guys...
Everyone: WHAT!?!?!
Zilch: I'm at the bottom, and I gotta go...to a certain relaxation facility...so...if you could get up quickly?
(The rest of the GRG looks at each other. They grin, then apply all the weight they can on poor Zilch)
Zilch: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!NONONONONONONONO! STOPPIT!STOPPIT!AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhh...oh. That's better...
(The GRG proceeds to beat on Zilch...)
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I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
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Zilch - Posts: 1539
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yay an Update! Thank you!
EDITED
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Luke was here.
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Now was that a demand for an update, or an observation of the fact? Either is short and rather unpost-like for a General thread. Don't take that the wrong way.
Good section, by the way. Amusing at times.
Good section, by the way. Amusing at times.
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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Oh, amusing? Well, thank you for your kind comments bestowed upon, great mod of the General section 
hmm....what to do next...
hmm....what to do next...
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I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
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Zilch - Posts: 1539
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Act 1, Scene 12
Troll Invasions, Cool Fight Scenes, and...a BOOMSTICK?
(Another boring day...we seems to have a lot of those...)
Calbh: YAWWWN!...yeesh...so dull...I wish something would happen...
Duckie: Yeah...
Ekul: (sigh)...can I spam?
Spencer: I told you, Ekul, no spamming!
Ekul: You guys never let me do anything...
CobaltAngel: Hey, Duckie! Guess what I just noticed?
Duckie: What?
Cobalt: Without the "d" in your name, it spells "Uckie"!
(The GRG gives a collective groan at the hopelessly lame joke. The phone rings. Zilch picks it up.)
Zilch: 'lo?...mhhmmm...mmhmm...yup(picks something out his teeth)...right...well, I will pass on that message...alright...bye...*click*
Calbh: Who was that?
Zilch: Someone named Straylight...said CAA's under invasion...they need backup, or something...hmm...
(They sit in silence. Someone burps. Then...they realize the news just brought upon them.)
Spencer: WHAT? CAA UNDER ATTACK!?! TO ARMS MY COUNTRYMEN...uhh..BOARDMEN!...AND BOARDWOMEN!
Duckie: Let's do it!
Cobalt: YEAH!
Calbh: (shaking her head) No, CB, we need you here to defend the GRG, both you and Ekul.
Ekul: WHHHAAAAA?
Calbh: Well, some has to do it! And apparently the incredible, awesome, great-humored, handsome, intelligent(not to mention humble) author decided you would do it. So, there!
Ekul, Cobalt: ...fine....
(The rest of the GRG suits up and goes to battle...somewhere else in the world, Kefka is watching the proceedings on a portable black and white screen...what? Were you expecting top-of-the-line equipment for the legions of Hell?...anyway...)
Kefka: My diversion is going as planned...Demon #3452, great job doing Straylight's voice...
Demon: No problem, luv...
(The GRG arrives at CAA.)
Calbh: (looks at the peaceful surroundings)...oh, CRAP! It was a trap!
Duckie: (remembering a earlier scene) Let's...not start that again...
Zilch: ...this must have been a diversion?
Kirakira: How do you know?
Zilch: I'm the author.
Kirakira: Ohh...
Spencer: FALL BACK TO THE GUILD! HOLD THE LINE! HOLD THE LIIIINNNEE!
(Back at the GRG, Ekul and Cobalt are hard-pressed against a horde of trolls. Ekul is swinging his hammer like a man possessed, and CobaltAngel is covering his back with crossbow.)
Ekul: IT WAS YOUR STUPID BAKED POTATO CHIPS THAT BROUGHT THEM HERE!
Cobalt: (takes out a larger troll with a shot ot the eyeball) NO, IT WASN'T!
Ekul: YEAH IT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHOWTHATHURT!(pulls a blade out his leg. Cobalt stands over her brother, defending him with life and limb)
Cobalt: GET UP, YA WIMP!
(The remaining Guild members hit the scene just in time.)
Wiggins: Whoa! There's gotta be squillions of the buggers!
MasterDias: What're we waiting for then? CHARGE!
(The sides meet with a titanic clash. Zilch and Skynes immediately break through to help the beleaguered CobaltAngel, wielding Gunblade and longbow . MasterDias, Calbhach, and Spencer lead the charge against the main line. The trolls regroup and begin attacking the Guild's weak flank, taking out Mechana and Melody Maker before anyone can come to their aid. The brave heros form a barrier around the wounded, protecting them until they can recover.)
MelMak: OW! Don't pull so hard!
Wiggins: Wow...must of been an old troll...
MelMak: (wincing) Why do you say that?
(Wiggins emerges from his excavation, holding a pair of troll dentures.)
MelMak: Ohhh...
(Meanwhile at CAA, on a 100" screen, Ashley, Gypsy, Shatterheart , Straylight, and UC Pseudonym are all watching the proceedings at the Guild of Redeemed Gamers.)
Straylight: Ashley, that force is large enough to take down CAA! We must aid them!
Ashley: (looks worried) I see that, Straylight, but...what happens if a different force comes to attack CAA in our absence? No...no...it's too risky...I can't afford any of our members getting hurt...
Shatterheart: What? No...no...NO! I am NOT missing out on a scrap like that! (he runs off, katana in hand)
Gypsy: Impetuous as always...
UC Pseudonym: Let's wait it out...
(The Guild members have come to the brink of being overwhelmed. The troll horde has been pouring massive attacks upon the small force. The only Guild members left standing are Calbhach, Spencer, Skynes, and Zilch. They view another incoming attack with despair.)
Calbh: (shakes head) We can't take that many...
Skynes: Ach, now, mah wee lassie Calbhach! Weh cannah give up sah easily, d' ye ken?
Zilch: Skynes is right, we won't go down without a fight!
Troll Invasions, Cool Fight Scenes, and...a BOOMSTICK?
(Another boring day...we seems to have a lot of those...)
Calbh: YAWWWN!...yeesh...so dull...I wish something would happen...
Duckie: Yeah...
Ekul: (sigh)...can I spam?
Spencer: I told you, Ekul, no spamming!
Ekul: You guys never let me do anything...
CobaltAngel: Hey, Duckie! Guess what I just noticed?
Duckie: What?
Cobalt: Without the "d" in your name, it spells "Uckie"!
(The GRG gives a collective groan at the hopelessly lame joke. The phone rings. Zilch picks it up.)
Zilch: 'lo?...mhhmmm...mmhmm...yup(picks something out his teeth)...right...well, I will pass on that message...alright...bye...*click*
Calbh: Who was that?
Zilch: Someone named Straylight...said CAA's under invasion...they need backup, or something...hmm...
(They sit in silence. Someone burps. Then...they realize the news just brought upon them.)
Spencer: WHAT? CAA UNDER ATTACK!?! TO ARMS MY COUNTRYMEN...uhh..BOARDMEN!...AND BOARDWOMEN!
Duckie: Let's do it!
Cobalt: YEAH!
Calbh: (shaking her head) No, CB, we need you here to defend the GRG, both you and Ekul.
Ekul: WHHHAAAAA?
Calbh: Well, some has to do it! And apparently the incredible, awesome, great-humored, handsome, intelligent(not to mention humble) author decided you would do it. So, there!
Ekul, Cobalt: ...fine....
(The rest of the GRG suits up and goes to battle...somewhere else in the world, Kefka is watching the proceedings on a portable black and white screen...what? Were you expecting top-of-the-line equipment for the legions of Hell?...anyway...)
Kefka: My diversion is going as planned...Demon #3452, great job doing Straylight's voice...
Demon: No problem, luv...
(The GRG arrives at CAA.)
Calbh: (looks at the peaceful surroundings)...oh, CRAP! It was a trap!
Duckie: (remembering a earlier scene) Let's...not start that again...
Zilch: ...this must have been a diversion?
Kirakira: How do you know?
Zilch: I'm the author.
Kirakira: Ohh...
Spencer: FALL BACK TO THE GUILD! HOLD THE LINE! HOLD THE LIIIINNNEE!
(Back at the GRG, Ekul and Cobalt are hard-pressed against a horde of trolls. Ekul is swinging his hammer like a man possessed, and CobaltAngel is covering his back with crossbow.)
Ekul: IT WAS YOUR STUPID BAKED POTATO CHIPS THAT BROUGHT THEM HERE!
Cobalt: (takes out a larger troll with a shot ot the eyeball) NO, IT WASN'T!
Ekul: YEAH IT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHOWTHATHURT!(pulls a blade out his leg. Cobalt stands over her brother, defending him with life and limb)
Cobalt: GET UP, YA WIMP!
(The remaining Guild members hit the scene just in time.)
Wiggins: Whoa! There's gotta be squillions of the buggers!
MasterDias: What're we waiting for then? CHARGE!
(The sides meet with a titanic clash. Zilch and Skynes immediately break through to help the beleaguered CobaltAngel, wielding Gunblade and longbow . MasterDias, Calbhach, and Spencer lead the charge against the main line. The trolls regroup and begin attacking the Guild's weak flank, taking out Mechana and Melody Maker before anyone can come to their aid. The brave heros form a barrier around the wounded, protecting them until they can recover.)
MelMak: OW! Don't pull so hard!
Wiggins: Wow...must of been an old troll...
MelMak: (wincing) Why do you say that?
(Wiggins emerges from his excavation, holding a pair of troll dentures.)
MelMak: Ohhh...
(Meanwhile at CAA, on a 100" screen, Ashley, Gypsy, Shatterheart , Straylight, and UC Pseudonym are all watching the proceedings at the Guild of Redeemed Gamers.)
Straylight: Ashley, that force is large enough to take down CAA! We must aid them!
Ashley: (looks worried) I see that, Straylight, but...what happens if a different force comes to attack CAA in our absence? No...no...it's too risky...I can't afford any of our members getting hurt...
Shatterheart: What? No...no...NO! I am NOT missing out on a scrap like that! (he runs off, katana in hand)
Gypsy: Impetuous as always...
UC Pseudonym: Let's wait it out...
(The Guild members have come to the brink of being overwhelmed. The troll horde has been pouring massive attacks upon the small force. The only Guild members left standing are Calbhach, Spencer, Skynes, and Zilch. They view another incoming attack with despair.)
Calbh: (shakes head) We can't take that many...
Skynes: Ach, now, mah wee lassie Calbhach! Weh cannah give up sah easily, d' ye ken?
Zilch: Skynes is right, we won't go down without a fight!
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I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
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Awesome! But, me eatting baked potato chips?! I never... well... I did have some for lunch the other day... and the day before that... ^^;;; LOL, very nice, as aways! Keep up the GREAT work. 
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Act 1, Scene 12 (cont. due to fear of too long a post)
(The last four members stand firm, awaiting the incoming attack. A footstep is heard nearby. Shatterheart walks up with Lightbringer following.)
Calbh: Shatterheart?
Shatterheart: We couldn't just let 'em frag you like that, now could I?
Spencer: Is anyone else coming?
Lightbringer: Ashley's being stubborn...
Spencer: So this is IT? Gaah!
Shatterheart: Lightbringer and I are with you to the end...well...except for the part when we run away when there's absolutely no hope...
Zilch: HEY!
Shatterheart: Just kidding...here they come...
(The trolls charge in full force. The warriors ready themselves. Suddenly, a white light envelops all in the area, then spreads to the horizon. Cephas and Saint Kevin drop in again, slightly more graceful than before. Cephas aims a shotgun at a troll's head.)
Cephas: This...is my BOOMSTICK!
(The troll's head looks up in suprise to see its body fall on top of it. The alliance barges through the line, dealing death to foes left and right. Shatterheart and Zilch perform Lionheart with devastating effects, as Lightbringer and Spencer slice and dice back to back in a deadly dance. Calbhach and Skynes are roaring battle cries, even though Calbhach can't understand a word he says. The remnant of the troll battalion flees over a hill. The dual squad of GRGers and CAAers persue them...only to stop in shock. Troll armies stretch to the horizon, armed to their dirty fangs with a motely array of weapontry. The battlers stand in utter horror, some falling to their knees at the sight.)
Calbh: Oh, Lord...help us...
To be continued!
(The last four members stand firm, awaiting the incoming attack. A footstep is heard nearby. Shatterheart walks up with Lightbringer following.)
Calbh: Shatterheart?
Shatterheart: We couldn't just let 'em frag you like that, now could I?
Spencer: Is anyone else coming?
Lightbringer: Ashley's being stubborn...
Spencer: So this is IT? Gaah!
Shatterheart: Lightbringer and I are with you to the end...well...except for the part when we run away when there's absolutely no hope...
Zilch: HEY!
Shatterheart: Just kidding...here they come...
(The trolls charge in full force. The warriors ready themselves. Suddenly, a white light envelops all in the area, then spreads to the horizon. Cephas and Saint Kevin drop in again, slightly more graceful than before. Cephas aims a shotgun at a troll's head.)
Cephas: This...is my BOOMSTICK!
(The troll's head looks up in suprise to see its body fall on top of it. The alliance barges through the line, dealing death to foes left and right. Shatterheart and Zilch perform Lionheart with devastating effects, as Lightbringer and Spencer slice and dice back to back in a deadly dance. Calbhach and Skynes are roaring battle cries, even though Calbhach can't understand a word he says. The remnant of the troll battalion flees over a hill. The dual squad of GRGers and CAAers persue them...only to stop in shock. Troll armies stretch to the horizon, armed to their dirty fangs with a motely array of weapontry. The battlers stand in utter horror, some falling to their knees at the sight.)
Calbh: Oh, Lord...help us...
To be continued!
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I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
I suppose you could find females attracted to you if you stop being bad at flirting. -MSP
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Zilch - Posts: 1539
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Do not take offense... my comment in relation to amusement is the best I have yet given on CAA. Honestly, I feel it is one of the most humorous things on the site. I'm simply prone to understatement.
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