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Postby rocklobster » Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:15 am

I love funny t-shirt and bumper sticker messages !
Here are some of my faves:
  • Your village called, their idiot is missing
  • Gone to my happy place. Be back soon.
  • Your boyfriend got me this shirt
  • My parents went to (insert tourist trap here) and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
  • My kid beat up your honor student.
  • Don't follow me, I'm lost too.
  • Horn broken, watch for finger.
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Postby Stephen » Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:02 am

"Gun control means using both hands"
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Postby Mithrandir » Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:04 am

I saw a bumber sticker a while back that read: "Hungry and out of work? Eat an environmentalist!"

While I found it quite funny, you won't see me saying so in writing anywhere.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:11 am

I saw one yesterday that simply said:DON'T DO IT!
whatever it is.
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Postby That Dude » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:23 am

Buy a gun, **** off a liberal.
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Postby That Dude » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:25 am

Hmm...I didn't know that that needed to be edited...Sorry.
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Postby Tommy » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:34 am

On Front:
Wanna Keep an Idiot busy? (See back of Shirt)
On Back:
Wanna Keep an Idiot busy? (See front of Shirt)
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Postby Doubleshadow » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:13 pm

One by one, the penguins steal my sanity.
The voices in my head say they don't like you.
I am a schizophrenic and so am I!
Out of my mind, back in five minutes.
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!
You say 'psycho' like it's a bad thing.

He who laughs last thinks slowest! (my cousins friends girlfriend didn't get why that was funny)
God is dead- Nietzche, Nietzche is dead- God
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
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Postby RedMage » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:59 pm

Mithrandir wrote:I saw a bumber sticker a while back that read: "Hungry and out of work? Eat an environmentalist!"

While I found it quite funny, you won't see me saying so in writing anywhere.


I saw one in the parking lot yesterday that said, "End poverty, eat the poor."

I maintain it should be: "End poverty and hunger, eat the poor."
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Postby Maledicte » Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:37 pm

"Don't make me come down there."~ God

"STOP READING MY SHIRT"

"You can't make me. I don't want to. I don't have to. I'M RETIRED"

Actual bumper sticker: "I'm not lost--I'm following Ryoga!"
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Postby [GMOD]Vedicardi » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:23 am

"Shakespear hates you emo poems."
Come quietly to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower.
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:36 am

Here's some religious ones:
"As long as there are tests, there will always be prayer in school."
"The Big Bang: God said it, and bang! It happened."
"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you. I appointed you to be a prophet of all nations."
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Postby QtheQreater » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:12 am

Not sure this is the exact phrase, but...

"Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?"

And a non-religious one...

"If you smoke, I will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

Both of these were on the same car. Interesting, no?
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:49 am

QtheQreater wrote:"If you smoke, I will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


XDD Wow, that's really funny. The mental image that I get from that is killer. XD

I haven't really seen many bumper stickers that were worth remembering, but I do remember hearing about one that said, "So you're a feminist? How cute." XD
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:25 am

"I used to have superhuman powers, but my therapists took them away."

"Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupid."

"Duct tape is like the Force: it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"I'm not undressing you with my eyes ~ I'm adding a sweater." <~ Raiden owns

"The circus is in town. Let's go see if your mom is working."

"[no smoking symbol] There are cooler ways to die."

"Forget world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal."

Seen written on a Kleenex box at a church: "Jesus loves you ~ I don't!" Ouch.

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Postby Puguni » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:42 am

Bomb Squad: If you see us running, try to keep up.
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:45 am

Raiden no Kishi wrote:"Forget world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal."


THAT is a good one. XDD I want that on my future car someday; NO ONE uses their turn signal around here. XD
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:19 pm

Then there are all those ones where the driver is supporting his or her college alma mater with a _______in the trunk sign.The _____ is always the archrival
school's nickname.For example living in Washington you could see
Cougar in the trunk in Seattle area and Husky in the trunk in Spokane area.
Also the I Brake for everything except____bumper stickers.Which in the example above would be I Brake For Everything Except Cougars.
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:10 pm

I love this one

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Postby Cognitive Gear » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:11 pm

"Honk if you love Justice!" A bumper sticker quoting the Tick.

"I have control issues" Shirt with a picture of a gamecube controller on it.

"I'm not anti-social.... I just don't like you!" Shirt
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Postby K. Ayato » Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:25 pm

"I may not be the brightest bulb but..."

"I'm the Christian the Devil warned you about"

"HOOAH! It's an Army term"
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Postby fairyprincess90 » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:11 pm

my friend has a bumper sticker that says "fat people are harder to kidnap"
and its funny because hes fat.
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Postby Icarus » Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:44 pm

There was a shirt at Hot Topic to the effect of: I haven't lost my mind, I have it backed up on tape.
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Postby SailorDove » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:35 pm

LOL, there's alot of good ones. But some may enjoy this one, which my dad saw on t-shirt quite a few years ago.

"Drive me drunk, I'm home."
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Postby GracefulRocker » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:52 am

"The flying hamster of doom rains coconuts on your pitiful city."
(I named my hamster Lt. Gopher:The Flying Hamster of Doom. :lol: )

"I play air guitar in an air band"

"Will work for anime"

"Are you stalking me? 'Cause that'd be super!"
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Postby Icarus » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:56 am

"Every day, I think the world can't possibly get any dumber.

Every day, I'm proven horribly wrong."
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Postby Bobtheduck » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:56 am

"I've kidnapped myself. Give me 100 dollars in ransom or you'll never see me again."

One I want to make will be "PETA can bite my burger"
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Postby GracefulRocker » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:57 am

"Ocifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God."
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Postby GracefulRocker » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:01 am

"Oragami: No fold left uncreased"

"Yes, this is my truck. No, I will not help you move."

"F34r mah l33t n3k3d sk1llz!!!"

"Coffee: +1 Goodness"
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:32 pm

"Yes,In Fact I Do Own The D*** Road!"

"My Other Car Is A _______."
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