Ode to a Sandwich...(Or, People I know who like to go to CAA, Hey hey!)

[Scribs]

This thread is from way back in march.
It is as stiff as cloths with much starch.
It is a deep grave thats been dug
It should just get swept under the rug.
The mods are who you should fear,
Tey may come and soon be here.
Ash Old Phil and UC
Inkhana and Shaterhartee!
They may come and shut this tread down
theyle shake their heads and theyle frown.
If I were a mod I might too,
I would laugh and come after you!
The power would go to my head!
Take into account what I said.
I know this may make no sence
But I will just hide behind a fence!

[uc pseudonym]

This thread may have been dug from the grave, for some members that's fine (such as Mave). But until it becomes entirely spam posting, it should not cause us problems with hosting.

[Zarn Ishtare]

Don't worry, dear UC,
This thread will not go spoogly,
but if it should,
well then I would,
eat an ornament off a car hood.


Not my best, but it was in only three seconds, so...deal with it, j/k.

[Zarn Ishtare]

OOC: But on a serious note, I revived it merely as a...fun thing. this is one of those rare good old topics, and I thought giving new members a chance to have a little fun with ryhming wouldn't do any harm. Now if I brought up every Knight announcement, that would be real bad, but this...I think this is a pretty good topic.

[Scribs]

Let me say that by my comment
no harm was ever ment
I just felt at the time
That I could say it in rhyme
It's so much fun,
that I would be sad if this thead were done.
Spam is for fools
this thread is cool

[The_Marauding_Maniac]

A hill turns into a mountain
it's a fountain
they're not yellin
they're shoutin
the dig was as big as a valley
a flooded rally
no tally
totally
everyone's already circling around
the loud sound
but it won't die
won't fry
or cry
soon it will be too vast
and it won't last
so get ready.....

JUMP!
Everybody MOSH!
*jigs*

[Zarn Ishtare]

As I sit upon my sinking ship,
The ode is sinking, and its slips,
down, down, to the bottom of the page,
to sit there till the end of the age.
But becuase I love it, yes I do,
I brought it back to show to you.



Bwahahahahaha.....Said the Spider to the fly.

[Danyasaur]

I can't rhyme for Les Pauls. . .
and uhm. . . I don't like malls,
kay, this ryhme's allready going downhill,
and-holy crud! who sent me this huge phone bill?!
I refuse to pay such high a price!
and, uh. . . eat plain rice!
so there!
it seems my time has run. . . . out
so now I'm done. . . . . peace out u.u

[Yeito]

Wow. These are all so good. I can't ryme or rap worth a piece of cheese though. I might try sooner or later maybe. Anyway, good jobs everyone.

[Zarn Ishtare]

You knew it was coming....Thanks to the mighty dark arts of Xellos, I've decided to re-re-Resurrect this old and frightening thread.


OOOOOOOHHHHH,

Zarn has returned from the grave,
With a Spray painted Mave
He misses dear old Shatterheart
who now for some reason is called an Ark
But since my untimely resurrection
I have brought a deep infection
To cause a Sillyness Insurrection
On the Board of CAA, Hey Hey
On the Board of CAA HEY HEY!

Muhahahahaha....

[Zarn Ishtare]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHh


Here is a rhyme for UC (UC? Short for Under Cover? or Maybe Under Cool?)
He truly frightens me! (That's not very nice)
He always has somthing witty to say
and if you'll allow him he'll always play
that one meteor ff7 scene

For you see he's obsessed and clearly deranged
though I believe it to be the Kansas curse
And so now I must run very far away...
Or UC will turn me into a purse.

For you see this witty young mod
I believe he was sent here from God
to save sarcasm from failing
and dry wit exstinguishing

So here's to you UC
You put up with so much from me
And though you haunt my dreams at night
For a Sepiroth, your really alright!

So Much for the Amish Jokes,
Or being wierd on a boat
Of course those two things aren't related
But they made that ryhme validated

One more thing before I go
There's just one more thing you should know
Before Ashley sends you back to the Fridgrater
I think that your really greater (For putting up with all of us unenlightened folk.)

The way to Enlightment is by being uncreative.-Zarn.

*Note: There is no spoon

[That Dude]

Ode to a sandwich has resurrected.
Now all sorts of rhymes shall be dissected.

[Zarn Ishtare]

*sings*

Can we rhyme but for trouble?
within my heart, I bubble

for now I would sing forever

but instead I will sing never


less the poetry can colide

and fun you can provide....



SOOOOOO.....

Lets talk about CAA

Temmy and Pascall...Ay!


they got married and then divorced and then married agaaaaaaiinnn....


The mods they rule from space

or from some outer point of grace


invisibility keeps us from seeing their face!


I...WIIISSHH...THAT I...WOULD NEVER DIE...

From Staying on CAA...Thirteen weeks at a tiiiiimmee....


Now, we ressurect this thread

taken from the holy dead (threads, that is)


this is the place

the time and the space


to make up a witty

pretty ditty


and sing it for uuuuusss.....ALLLLLLLLLL!!!!


*Babum! Bum bum.....*

[TheMelodyMaker]

I still have yet to see mention of a sandwich -- or maybe it was mentioned and I didn't notice.

[Doubleshadow]

Ashley is our Administraitor! (She rules!)
UC lives in her fridgerator...! (...)

I had no idea UC could exist in the dark and cold for extended periods of time without oxygen. Truly his skill set knows no limits.

*ahem*
Once upon a Goof Off dreary,
Zarn Ishtare cheek and cheery, (I'm assuming Ishatre is three sylalbles)
Over many a quirked and random rapping of forgotten lore, (sorta)
In Pursuit Of Random Justice,
Fluttering kimonos flapped among us,
Bathing will prevent a fungus, fungus says the Zarnish lore. (I made that up)

[CobaltAngel]

LOL, wow who revived this thread? It's like two years old... haha. Aw, well. I guess its timeless.

For TMM...

Sandwiches, I find quite charming
When I'd tired and I'm starving
When everything out there is rough
Sandwiches will fill me up
This poem is bad, thats for sure
but sandwiches
shall be the cure