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I have one in my signature.

"That day...All female officers will be required to wear...TINY MINY-SKIRTS!"
-Roy Mustang
Fullmetal Alchemist

From the Original Dirty Pair OVA ep.8:'The Sleeping Beauty'
Kei,Yuri and Gooley are talking about the latest case:
Kei:"We weren't even born twenty years ago."
Yuri:"I wasn't even a cute baby twenty years ago."
Kei:"Who was a cute baby?"
Yuri points to self

"You're evil! I'll turn you all into fish!"
-Ed, FMA

Kazuto, talking to Miss Sanada in the first episode of UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie.
"Does it look like I have a Lolita complex to you?"

Then there's also "That's what happens when you grab a girls tail like that!," Eruruu, from Utawarerumono

*Yukari-sensei is late for class...again*
Tomo: Is there something going on today?
Yomi: Who knows. But seeing as it's Miss Yukari, she probably just overslept.
Tomo: No; if I know my Yukari, I'll bet you anything today is the release date of the limited edition box for some video game.
Yomi: There's a dumb theory.
Tomo: Yeah, because you're the dumb one, aren'tcha?
*Yomi then proceeds to pull on Tomo's face*

-Azumanga Daioh, episode 12

Oh, and how could I forget the best line from the Japanese version of Tenchi Muyo,
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKING IMPRESSED!"

[quote="AsianBlossom"]*Yukari-sensei is late for class...again*
Tomo: Is there something going on today?
Yomi: Who knows. But seeing as it's Miss Yukari, she probably just overslept.
Tomo: No]

Now, the best part of this is when Yukari-sensei walks into the room and proceeds to explain why she's late... and it turns out Tomo nailed it.

Speaking of Tenchi how about Washu's first line to Tenchi:
"Do you want to be my guinea pig?"

There are plenty of humorous quotes from Fullmetal Alchemist, especially when someone calls Ed short, but there was one time (I can't remember whether it was in the anime or the manga, though) when someone called Ed short and he said something to the effect of, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?! I'LL TEAR YOUR LEGS OFF AND PUT THEM ON YOUR HEAD!!"

Then there's the part in Episode 3...
Al: You're no good without me. You just turn into a jerk.
Ed: Thanks for the endorsement.

I still like the line from Cowboy Bebop. When Jet is asked a question...

"I don't know and I have no opinion."

And it's not exactly a line, but who can forget (from Azumanga Daioh):

"E-cho."

My favorite from Azumanga, which I'm pretty sure is Tomo. Osaka, Kagura and Tomo have just compared their miserable mid-term scores to Chio-chan's 100:

"42... 30... 31! Our marks add up to 103! We win!"

"Does Dio drink?"

"I don't know, but we sure as heck do!"

--the mechanics from Last Exile as they give Dio his birthday present of... apple juice.

The way both Romi Paku and Vic Mignogna say this line in Episode 1 of FMA is hilarious: "Water water water water water water!!!!"

And if I listed all the funny quotes from Episode 37, it would go on for six pages.

From Inuyasha:The Movie 2:The Castle Beyond The Looking Glass:

Miroku:"Shippo LOOK!"(holds up hand)
Shippo(freaking out):"I don't wanna be sucked in!"

3rd Season of Sonic X, the entire gang is being guided by these weird onion like aliens on their home planets market place. At one point Chris and Knuckles stop at a stand

Alien guide: We have charms and potions that can cure anything. You can find headache amulets, hiccup remedies, and even spells that fight athletes foot...
(Chris starts poking at a rubber foot model on the table)
Knuckles: Uh, Chris, do you have a problem with athletes foot?
Chris(panics): NO!!!

Here's a quick link to that clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgd0tUGY0QU). It's the clip after Knuckles get's mad...I wish some of these amv creators could be more creative...

mitsuki lover wrote:From Inuyasha:The Movie 2:The Castle Beyond The Looking Glass:

Miroku:"Shippo LOOK!"(holds up hand)
Shippo(freaking out):"I don't wanna be sucked in!"

Yeah, that was a great scene. Except Shippo didn't say anything. He just freaked out and tried to hide inside a log.

Aleolus wrote:Yeah, that was a great scene. Except Shippo didn't say anything. He just freaked out and tried to hide inside a log.

((Cheap shot coming up))

Isn't that what he does in EVERY episode?

Kenshin series.

*The baby pointing at the villan with raised hair*

Brooom, broom!

*Villan*

Heh, I look like a broom you say?

*Sonic is locked in a jail cell, and Amy hinted to Sonic about a look-alike she tried hugging because she thought it was him*
Sonic: Did you see him? Do you know what he looked like?
Amy: You really wanna know?
Sonic: Yes, I do!
Amy: If I tell you, will you promise to take me somewhere fun?
Sonic: I don't need to.
Amy: Hmph! Why not?
Sonic: What could be more fun than this?

And, the line that is so obviously not in accordance with the original, Eggman screaming at Amy and saying "GET HIM, KNUCKLES!!"

And about Yukari claiming why she was late.
"THIS IS NOT STUDY HALL! I just can't believe it! I was gonna make a quick stop at the gaming store on my way here and there was this huge line, on a weekday! Probably a bunch of college kids with all sorts of free time. Honestly, and now I'm LATE because of them!!"