CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

For any of you who have participated in MY caption contests before, you know that there is never an award or anything. After all, "contest" is in quotes. It's purely for fun.

Now, I and two other judges (where are you, MSP? LOL) will pick the best of all the captions we find. Here are the rules:

1. No judge may give a caption.
2. No one may enter more than one caption.
3. The deadline is November 12 of this year.
4. The judges will decide unanimously on a winner.

And now, here is your picture!

Yomi: This isn't Mountain Dew
Tomo: Oh, thanks for finding the Ameobic Dyssentry culture I was growing for lab class.

(I don't know those characters, so...)

Girl 1: This apple juice smells funny...

Girl 2: *waves hand* No!! That's not apple juice... its a sample from the doctor's office...

Little girl: I... took a... sip of that...

White Girl: This is the reason why you don't drink Coffee!

Girl with Mug: It stunts your growth?

White Girl: What are you talking about? It bleaches your skin white!! You mean I wasn't born this way!!? I'm fourty seven years old, and I am the size of a six year old! I thought that Coffee would make me look older...I think I'm going to cry.

Girl pointing at white Girl: Ha ha! Your short AND your white! Ha Ha!

This vanishing cream's a rip off. She's all pasty and white, but I can still see her.

(NOT A CAPTION)

Gah, Mr. Smarty Pants hasn't responded. Unless he does, I'm picking a new judge. Preferably one familiar with Azumanga. If you want to volunteer be warned--you won't get a chance to turn in a caption. I only need one more.

Koyomi: ...Warning, may cause the user of this product to turn to stone. Uh-oh...Chiyo-chan? Chiyo-chan? CHIYO-CHAN!?

Tomo: Give me some!

Kiyomi: But...It turns you to stone.

Tomo: Yeah but I bet it tastes great!

(NOT A CAPTION, EITHER)

Who's the other judge, if you don't mind my asking?

(STILL NOT A CAPTION)

'Tis I! Look upon me and weep for your lot, for I have evolved beyond my body!

termyt wrote:(NOT A CAPTION, EITHER)

Who's the other judge, if you don't mind my asking?

(STILL ANOTHER NON-CAPTION)

Mr. SmartyPants.

Yomi: Does this cure Petrify?
Tomo: No no, it's Phoenix Down, Phoenix Down!
Chiyo: *thinks* My life is in your haaandsss.... ;_;

Tomo- If you ever become the president of America... When that happens, give me Hawaii.

Bump

Just a reminder: the deadline is November 12.

Who's the winner???

Well, it's late, but have to say it:

Yomi: You drank this? It's got like 200 calories.

Tomo: No way, Chiyo, that stuff'll stunt your growth. Oh, wait, it already has.

Chiyo: ...

Oh, yeah, sorry. Been busy, but my vote is for Anime Heretic. If the other judges remember this thread and would like to contest it, by all means.

I also vote for AnimeHeretic, even though he seems to have simply ripped off a Far Side caption. For shame, sir! For shame! But wait, maybe it's not a rip-off. Maybe it's a reference. Or perhaps an homage? This is all too complicated for my tiny brains.

Actually it was just a homage since it fit. Just like the previous Azumanga thread I took a line from Last Crusade snce it fit the Yomi shot.

Never expected to win.

sure.... anime heretic I guess. Or fantasy dreamer...

i can't really decide

chibi naru! that's an actual quote from azumanga daioh! you steeaallleer!