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Failed Harry Potter titles

Postby Rachel » Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:41 pm

Since this is about a book I figured this would be the best place for it. Just make up a really bad title for a Harry Potter book is all you've got to do.

Harry Potter and the Giant, Rotting, Mrs. Barid's Pecan Roll

Harry Potter and the Michael Jackson Fan

Harry Potter and the Lion, the Witch, and the Magician's Nephew

Harry Potter and People Who Fake Their British Accents

Harry Potter and the Six-million Dollar Man Eat Glasgow!

Harry Potter and the Ugly Stepsister

Harry Potter and the Fake Pair of 7's Jeans

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Princess
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:52 pm

Harry Potter and the Perfect Pottery Performance
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Postby HisaishiFan » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:13 pm

Harry Potter and the Bagel of Doom
Hogwarts: Extreme Makeover
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Postby uc pseudonym » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:52 am

Interesting idea. Let's try to keep focused on "failed titles" instead of devolving into nothing but messing around, because I think this had potential. Meanwhile, my only contribution:

Harry Potter and the Enormous Royalty Check
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Postby bigsleepj » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:20 pm

Harry Potter and the Horrendous Hippy from Hanover
Happy Hippie Potter
Harry Potter kills Spongebob
Haroldus Poterius and the Ides of March
Harry Potter and the Weakest Link
Harry Potter and the Knights who say Ni!
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Postby Shao Feng-Li » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:16 pm

Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer is Stoned. *Grin and shrug*
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Postby Technomancer » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:45 pm

Harry Potter and the Bad Sushi
Harry Potter and Form T-125-8A
Harry Potter and The Man With the Golden Gun
Harry Potter and The Copyright Infringement Lawsuit
Harry Potter and The Formulaic Title
Harry Potter and Timothy Hunter: One Must Fall
Harry Potter in Thunderdome
Harry Potter and the Seven Samurai
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:54 pm

Harry Potter And Shippo's Bath Day
Harry Potter Meets The Grinch
Harry Potter Runs For President
Harry Potter And The Terrible Aweful No Good Day At The Dentist
Harry Potter On The Grassy Knoll
Harry Potter Does Pittsburgh
Harry Potter And The Incredible Mr.Limpid Guess Starring Don Knotts
Harry Potter On The Love Boat
Harry Potter And The Endless Titles Of Harry Potter
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:24 pm

Harry Potter and the Enid Blyton Ripoff
Harry Potter and the Decline of English Literature
Harry Potter and the Fantastic Reading Dilemma
Harry Potter and the Endless Pages of Drivel
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Postby Arnobius » Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:58 pm

Harry Potter meets Artemis Fowl
Harry Potter at Mahora Academy
Bishonen Senshi Sailor Harry
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Jun 19, 2005 2:18 pm

AnimeHeretic wrote:Harry Potter meets Artemis Fowl
Harry Potter at Mahora Academy
Bishonen Senshi Sailor Harry


I'd love to see Harry and Artemis meet.That be one heckuva funny book
I bet! :lol:
More titles:

Harry Potter Runs For President
Harry Potter in Coldfinger
Harry Potter with Jerry Mathers as The Beaver
Harry Potter And Colonel Klink's Diary
Harry Potter Goes Amock in Graceland
Harry Potter Plays The Zither
Harry Potter And His All-Magic Girl Orchestra Featuring Sailor Mercury on
the bass guitar
Harry Potter meets Harriet Potter From the Female Dimension
Harry Potter:Crazier Than Red Dwarf!
Harry Potter And Gilligan Meet Tuesday Weld On The 50th Anniversary
of Dobie Gillis Reunion Show
Harry Potter Sues Harry Potter :lol: :dance:
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Postby Rachel » Sun Jun 19, 2005 5:00 pm

Shao Feng-Li wrote:Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer is Stoned. *Grin and shrug*

:lol:

Harry Potter and Sam Waterston do New York

Harry Potter and the Lady of the Night

Harry Potter and How the West Was Destroyed
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:31 pm

Harry Potter Meets Festus Hagan In The Return Of Chester Goode To Dodge
Also Starring Dennis Weaver As McCloud

Harry Potter And The CENSORED Title

Harry Potter Goes To Mars

Harry Potter And Dr.Who Versus The Planet Of Gorgeous Redheaded Women
That Surprisingly Look Like Flay Allster From Gundam Seed

Harry Potter Runs For Parliment

Harry Potter And The Neverending Campaign

Harry Potter Marries The Ghost Of Flay Allster

Harry Potter And Kirara's Lost Catnip

Harry Potter Dates Meryl And Millie At The Laverne & Shirley Fan Convention

Harry Potter Is My Dog

Harry Potter:A License To Magick!
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Postby Arnobius » Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:39 pm

Harry Potter and the Generic British Boarding School Adventure
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:39 pm

Harry Potter and the Bargain Bin Books
Harry Potter: From Childhood to Manhood
Harry Potter Moves Out (of the Staircase)
1001 Ways to Use a Broom (by Harry Potter)
1001 Ways to Make Your Friends Hate You (by Harry Potter)
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Postby Anime Dad » Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:49 pm

Harry Potter and the Three-Toed Sloth of Doom

Hey, I like sloths!
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Postby Scribs » Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:32 pm

Hairy Potbelly and the kidney stone (sorry, I couldnt resist)

H.M.S. Potter or The lass that loved a wizard

The Potter Wars Trillogy!
Episode 4: A new Spell
Episode 5: The Wizzengammot strikes back
Episode 6: Return of the Weasly

and the highly inferior prequel trillogy:
Episode 1: The phantom Neville
Episode 2: The attack of the House elves
Episode 3: The Revenge of the Ministry

Harry Potter and the Raiders of the lost ark
Harry Potter and the Temple of doom
Harry Potter and the Last Crusade
"I concluded from the begining that this would be the end; and I am right, for it is not half over."
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Postby uc pseudonym » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:35 am

Harry Potter and the Hairy Pot
Harry Potter and Harry Potter
Harry Potter and the Extremely Tiny But Yet Important Detail

piloswine wrote:The Potter Wars Trillogy!
Episode 4: A new Spell
Episode 5: The Wizzengammot strikes back
Episode 6: Return of the Weasly

and the highly inferior prequel trillogy:
Episode 1: The phantom Neville
Episode 2: The attack of the House elves
Episode 3: The Revenge of the Ministry

Harry Potter and the Raiders of the lost ark
Harry Potter and the Temple of doom
Harry Potter and the Last Crusade


There couldn't possibly be a theme there...
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Postby Rachel » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:03 pm

Harry Potter and the Love Child of The Wicked Witch of the West

Harry Potter and His Battle With Athlete's Foot

Harry Potter and The Wizard of Oz Meet Steve Urkel

Harry Potter and His Mother's Sister's Aunt's Uncle's Nephew's Cousin's Best Friend's Neighbor Who Once Saw A Mugging
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Postby Arnobius » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:12 pm

Harry Potter meets Lina Inverse
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:14 pm

Harry Potter Marries The Entire Cast Of Silent Mobius
Harry Potter Outeats Fuu And Goku
Harry Potter Lives In My House
Harry Potter And Mr.Ed Go To New Zealand To Meet Lucy Lawless
Harry Potter Meets Joxer
Harry Potter And The Final,So Far,Reference To Xena
Harry Potter And The Mystery Of The Missing Mashed Potatoes
Harry Potter Reads Aristophanes In Klingon
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Postby AngelSakura » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:58 pm

<<Harry Potter meets Lina Inverse>>
Now there is a book.
Think happy thoughts.
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Postby bigsleepj » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:59 pm

Harry Potter and the Ghost of Christmas Come
Harry Potter is Dead
Harry Potter in Narnia
Harry Potter and the Dreaded Purple Dinosaur
Tony Soprano vs Harry Potter
Harry Potter meets Hercule Poirot
Hippy Potter and Lewis' Trilemma
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Postby Arnobius » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:22 pm

AngelSakura wrote:<<Harry Potter meets Lina Inverse>>
Now there is a book.

Harry: It's Voldemort!
Lina: Dragon Slave!
Harry: Um... OK. Let's go eat?

Harry and Ron go to White Castle
Harry and Ron's Great Adventure
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Postby Lochaber Axe » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:34 pm

Harry Potter in Deliverance
Harry Potter on Schindler's List
Kill Harry
Once Upon A Time in Hogwarts (Not the Jet Li movie)

And one that doesn't have Harry Potter finally getting killed...
When Harry Met Sally
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Postby Arnobius » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:37 pm

Harry Potter is put in Battle Royale
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Postby Lochaber Axe » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:38 pm

And the book that it was adapted from...

The Lord of the Owls

Okay that wasn't funny haha as funny intellectual... let's see

Harry Potter Meets Freddy Kruger in the Seed of Potter
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:46 pm

How Wearing Glasses Can Get You Chicks, by Harry Potter
Harry Potter and the Evil Contacts
Harry Potter and Optometristic Adventure
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Postby Lochaber Axe » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:47 pm

Harry Potter Cowriting the Dummies Guide to Cheap Writing
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Postby Arnobius » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:50 pm

Harry Potter and the Lawyers of Scholastic
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