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Postby Scribs » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:01 pm

Harry Putter and the Sorceror's Sandtrap
Harry Putter and the Fairway of Fire
"I concluded from the begining that this would be the end; and I am right, for it is not half over."
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Postby Rachel » Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:53 am

Harry Potter and the Poison Dart Frog From Katmandu
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley: Out of the Closet, or: How to Clean Your Room in 8 Minutes
Harry Potter and the Olsen Twins
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Postby bigsleepj » Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:24 am

Harry Potter: How to turn children from Christians to Wiccan in Seven Easy Lessons
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Postby Kawaiikneko » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:45 pm

Harry Potter: The Boy Who Died In The End After All, Leaving The Wizarding World To Live In Terror
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Postby Scribs » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:21 pm

Harry Potter and the 3 year wait for the next book

Harry Potter and the Barrel of Liquor

Harry Potter and the angry bees
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Postby Rachel » Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:53 pm

Harry Potter and Professor Snape: The Beginning of a Beautiful Friendship, a Memoir in Letters
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Postby bigsleepj » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:13 pm

• Harry Potter and The Dude goes bowling
• Harry Potter and the Evil Masons (not Freemasons actually but clones of the actor James Mason)
• Harry Potter and the Robot Skeleton of Doom
• Harry Potter beats Invader Zim
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Postby Rachel » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:37 am

Harry Potter: Me Against the World, an Autobigography
Harry Potter and the Clowns From Outer Space
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:03 pm

Rachel IS Harry Potter
Harry Potter And Lupin III Look For Girls At The Five And Dime
Harry Potter And The Day When All Politicians Lost Their Voices
Harry Potter:How To Look Cool Even Though You're Only A Teenager With A
Scar On Your Forehead
Harry Potter Goes Whacko In Wichita
Harry Potter Sings The Greatest Arias From Verdi
Harry Potter And The Night When All The Pokemon Took Over The World!
Harry Potter And The Day The Cylon's Forced Everyone To Watch The Sci Fi Channel
Harry Potter Eats Cabbage
Harry Potter And The Annoying Cabbit From Mars
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Postby Maledicte » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:17 pm

Harry Potter and teh 133t ninja of d00M!!!!! XDXD LOL
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Postby uc pseudonym » Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:01 am

Hm, I hope this hasn't been done already, but I don't want to comb over nearly 100 posts...

Harry Potter and the Three-Quarters-Blood Prince
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:31 pm

Harry Potter Posts At The CAA
Harry Potter Conquers The Internet
Harry Potter And The Day That ABBA Took Over The World
Harry Potter And The Night Of A Million Screaming Rolling Stones Fans
Harry Potter Sings The Best Of J-Pop
Harry Potter Meets The Munsters
Harry Potter And The Afternoon Of The Evil Corndogs!
Harry Potter:Cubs Fan!
Harry Potter And The Revenge Of William Shatner Fans
Harry Potter Loves Joanie From Happy Days!
Harry Potter Eats The Great Pumpkin Pie!
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Postby Maledicte » Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:23 pm

uc pseudonym wrote:Hm, I hope this hasn't been done already, but I don't want to comb over nearly 100 posts...

Harry Potter and the Three-Quarters-Blood Prince


And the two-thirds, and the five-eighths, and the one-third, and the 1/1000th...
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:11 pm

Harry Potter And The 1/2 Inch Princess From Albania
Harry Potter And The Night Of The Living Tuna Fish Sandwich
Harry Potter And The Day Anime Took Over The World
Harry Potter And The Outhouse Files
Harry Potter Meets The Marx Brothers At A Day In Dentention
Harry Potter Sits On A Tack
HArry Potter:Hogwarts High
HArry Potter Comes To The Zoo
Harry Potter Dates Ryoko From Tenchi Moyu
Harry Potter Sings Along With Mitch Miller:The Lawerence Welk Tapes
Harry Potter And The Day When All Cats Barked In Vulcan
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Postby Rachel » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:22 pm

Harry Potter: Man, Pope, and Legend
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Postby Bobtheduck » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:53 pm

Harry Potter and the Green Flame (or whatever people thought the next book was going to be called)

Harry Potter and the Ghost's Wedding (His to Myrtle, of course, hehe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evcNPfZlrZs Watch this movie なう。 It's legal, free... And it's more than its premise. It's not saying Fast Food is good food. Just watch it.
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Postby jeezus_fureek » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:23 pm

Harry Potter and the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants ^^;;
Certainty of death...
Small chance of success...
What are we waiting for!
-Gimli, Return of the King

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A Typical Episode of Inuyasha:
Inuyasha: Kagome!
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Inuyasha: Kagome!
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Kagome!
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Postby Syaoran » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:28 pm

Harry poter and the lock ness monster.
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Postby faithfighter » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:37 pm

harry potter and the never ending title. it just goes on and on and on untill you siick of reading the title, the acronym is longer then the book itself it just keeps goiing and going and going on endlessly...
[color="Green"][font="Verdana"]There is no one you can't love once you know their story-Mary Lou Lawnacki[/font][/color]
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Postby bigsleepj » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:23 pm

Harry Potter in the Paris riots of May 1968
The Potter, the Malfoy and the Hagrid
Ranky Snape's Series of Unfortunate Sequels
Harry Potter and the Vegemite of Doom and Despair
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Postby sanitysux13 » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:05 am

Harry Potter and the Last Copy of Harry Potter and the Last Copy of Harry Potter and the Last Copy of Harry Potter and the Last...you get the idea.
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Postby Shadowchild » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:11 am

uh here is one from a HP story that i made that i think they should have done it is as good as alot of their story. *pouts*

Harry Potter and the Shadow Child

if you want to read what i have so far for my story you can go to my home page and click on the quizzes button. that is where it should be. i wish that they had thought of my idea. -_- it is where i got my name for here. -_-'
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Postby bigsleepj » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:15 am

Harry Potter and the Crouching Dragon Queen Zipper Tiger Fly from SanityCloz
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Postby Shadowchild » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:44 am

hahahhahaahahahahhah roffle
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:56 pm

Harry Potter:The Boy Who Could Blow His Nose In E Flat
Harry Potter And The Gang From Futurama Battle The New New York Giants
Harry Potter And The Incredible Day When Don Knotts Won The Noble Peace
Prize
Harry Potter And Ginny On The Love Boat
Harry Potter Goes Primeval
Harry Potter Is Living On Mulberry Street/Oh What A Treat By Dr.Seuss
Harry Potter And The Night When Star Wars Fans Burnt Down Paramount
Harry Potter And The Afternoon Of The Late Late Late Late Show
Harry Potter Hangs Out With Jay Leno And Dave Letterman
Harry Potter Sings The Best Of Johnny Mathis
Harry Potter On Stage In Harry Potter And The Twister From Michigan
Harry Potter:Myth Or Boy?
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Postby pyro_moogle » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:00 am

Harry Potter and the Young Padawan
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pots
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Postby Mizumi-Kun » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:15 am

Harry Potter and the Small Claims Court
Harry Potter and the Big, Fat Re-imbersment Check
Harry Potter and the Inexplictibly Degenerate Lead Singer of My Friend Horace's New Wave Rock 'N Roll Type Band
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Postby bigsleepj » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:55 pm

Harry the Troll
Harry Potter in Chinatown
Harry Potter and the Breakfast of Champions
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Postby Rachel » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:44 pm

Harry Potter and the Five Finger Discount
Harry Potter and Ginny: A Greatest Hits Collection
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Postby bigsleepj » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:48 pm

Harry Potter: Steal this book
Harry Potter eats Barry Trotter
Harry Potter dies of smoking too much of his old socks
Harry Beats invader Zim
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