Postby Jingo Jaden » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:05 am
Name - Rich Sarge Baron Mcoil
Gender - Male
Physical description - A person of tremendous weight which is known for his expensive tailor made suits. He accepts nothing else than the best fabric on the earth in making them. He is usually seen sporting a very, very tall top hat, which under he has a highly raised hairstyle is dyed golden blonde and features a dollar sign on it to get the point across. His left arm is entirely pale because all of his gold watches have kept sunlight away from it for over two decades, though he is of a lighter complexion himself. He sports a black tuxedo with finite silver stripes and has a tie custom made for rare-published 10 million dollar bills. He generally sports cigars that are custom made to the extent that they consume 30% of the gdp of cuba to create, and while not of the best health, has the very best doctors available follow him at close proximity at all times, often just in spite setting entire hospitals on standby whenever he is in proximity. He looks wealthy, very, very wealthy.
History - Born into a rich family in the united Kingdom, he quickly made his career as a politician which promoted the finest quality ever developed in the nation. Jingoism. Through a series of fiery speeches he had initiated several large scale wars which brought him entirely the bounty as he controlled the banks. He then reformed the entire cabinet of his nation and renamed his bank into Evil Incorporated, and taxed everyone else at an obnoxiously high rate while being the 'eternal' prime minister of the nation, though for matters of prestige, simply renamed himself the emperor of Europe. The wealth he amasses composes roughly 99% of all currency in said nations he directly control. His underwater exploits have found many regions where great mineral deposits are being mined, though prefers his workers hold their breath rather than giving them the equipment recommended. He spent great care surveying the entire earth for the poorest region in the world, and built in the middle of it a gigantic ivory tower which he calls his primary residence. Needless to say, visitors are not welcome.
His hobbies include playing chess with actual armies, having the weapons disabled for those pieces that are about to be obliterated and it sports several epochs in human history, from Mesopotamia to ultra modern conflicts. He always wins of course, as beating him would almost certainly result in death. He exclusively eats endangered species only. He is keen on space exploration, but does not care for the vessels to be capable of returning the pilots he appoints back to earth. An entire wing of his mansion features the single largest opera theater in the world, complete with a team of hundreds of the best opera singers, drama actors, orchestras and classical artists, though he hates opera, drama and orchestras and never use them. He likes to fashion himself as a patron of the arts, though in reality he prefers to use original paintings as firewood. He is a race-car enthusiast, though he prefers mostly to watch people crash trying to break the existing speed limits. He claims to have invented the hamburger, and has created a law that puts people to death if they attempt to dispute this. He also loves ensuring that the law enforcement, being owned by him places a golden chalice in the center of any town. So far none has ever been stolen so it is fair to say he is feared. He famously hand-crafted his own bedlamps with various historical documents, from the treaty of Versailles to the magna carta. He has imposed an air and water tax which has proved somewhat hard for the population to deal with, but claims it a fair recompense for the wellbeing of his great nation. His motto is - “ Fighting poverty starts at home. “ In his case, a great deal of homes.
He has no heirs and intends to take his money with him to the grave.
Age - 62
Skills - Very administrative. Expert chemist and has a few other hidden traits. He is the actual unbiased fastest counter of currency in the world and is well versed in the history of money.