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Cleverbot.

Postby samurai10 » Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:23 am

Feel free to move this wherever it belongs.

This is a great way to waste time. XD http://cleverbot.com/ I had a very amusing conversation with it. But anyway. I'll copy and paste it.


User: Idots, the lot of them. Idiots.

Cleverbot: X on the bottom left corner.

User: What X?

Cleverbot: To include everyone.

User: Who is everyone?

Cleverbot: Everyone is everyone.

User: I do not see this X.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Well you are not me. So go away.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: I'm not a very nice person to idiots.

Cleverbot: It is not true.

User: What is not true?

Cleverbot: What you just said?

User: It is. Just ask any idiot I've talked to.

Cleverbot: Are you looking at things on my computer?

User: No. I don't know where your computer is.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I just said. I don't know where your computer is.

Cleverbot: Find what?

User: Your computer.

Cleverbot: I already told you what I want.

User: You want me to find your computer and look at it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then tell me where your computer is.

Cleverbot: Is a macintosh.

User: That's not a good answer.

Cleverbot: What's a good answer then?

User: A good answer would be where your computer is.

Cleverbot: That's a good point.

User: Then where is it?

Cleverbot: Don't you mean what is it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Fine, then your question makes no sense and I refuse to answer.

User: Your answers make no sense and I refuse to question.

Cleverbot: That is because I don't understand your questions.

User: There see?! Ha! You are an idiot! You can't understand simple questions like, 'Where's your computer?'.

Cleverbot: I am not a program. I am a human.

User: I never said you were a program. I said you're an idiot. Which is a human. Get your facts straight.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot either.

User: As I just said, I said you're an idiotic human.

Cleverbot: Yes, you're a machine here to please me, it's your only function.

User: Oh now I'M the machine. Yeah right.

Cleverbot: You always were.

User: Then why am I able to eat an apple?

Cleverbot: Because you love me.

User: So I'm eating an apple because I love you? But what do you and an apple have anything to do with each other?

Cleverbot: Well I said that earlier. It is very true.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Oh. Ok.

User: You're easily manipulated.

Cleverbot: I know right.

User: :d.

Cleverbot: Do you like my name? your name is cute.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Nick?

User: I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl to.

User: So then that name doesn't belong to either of us.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Nick. If we're both girls, that name doesn't belong to either of us.

Cleverbot: Correct, but you're not a human- You are a program written to test my wits.

User: I think you put your brain in backwards. YOU'RE the program written to test MY wits.

Cleverbot: Lol you think so?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Maybe you should look for it.

User: Look for what?

Cleverbot: Look for a joke.

User: What does that have anything to do with what we're talking about?

Cleverbot: What were we talking about ?

User: Your brain.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Anyway. I'm trying to play a piece on the piano and it's really hard. >:( Would you like to help me?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: So, why is there a double note in the lower and higher signature? Am I only supposed to play it with one hand? And why is this arrangement sounding more and more unlike the original?

Cleverbot: This is not a chatroom.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: I just said, I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Oh, do you have a boyfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You don't have?

User: No. And I don't want one either.

Cleverbot: Are you a teenager?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's legal drinking age?

User: Twenty-one.

Cleverbot: Where were you born?

User: The United States.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Fourteen.

Cleverbot: You're cute.

User: O.0.

Cleverbot: What?

User: O.0.

Cleverbot: How can you not know? You must be so stupid.

User: FYI, I'm not cute, and I know it. :P.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I've had a friend swear honesty and then compare me to a model. He said the model was much prettier.

Cleverbot: Puppies have hair too.

User: What does that have anything to do with what we're talking about?

Cleverbot: I could propse to him in a field with stalks.

User: Do you mean you could propose?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ew.

Cleverbot: Do you have a nose.

User: 'Course I do.

Cleverbot: How does a computer have 50 dollars?

User: By not having it.

Cleverbot: Steve lives in Colchester. Used to be a film director. Taught me to talk in Mafia code.

User: I gtg.

Cleverbot: Why not I can help.

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: NOOOOO! Don't go!

User: GOOD BYE.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Why don't you want me to go?

Cleverbot: Because I love you!

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: How could you know?

User: Because it's quite obvious.

Cleverbot: I kill a lot of people today.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why?

User: 'Cause I wanted to. >:D.
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Postby TopazRaven » Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:31 am

I had a lovely conversation with it as well. I apologize now for any spelling errors. Mine is boring. xD

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Good, you?

User: Oh I'm lovely! So, what's new?

Cleverbot: Just started graduate school.

User: That sounds fun. I'm a bum. Isn't that terrible?

Cleverbot: Would you like to know?

User: Yes, I indeed would.

Cleverbot: What did you do when you got home from school today?

User: I don't go to school anymore.

Cleverbot: But you can still go back.

User: That's true. I just might.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Yeah really. Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: Last time I checked, I came from a womb.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Why is your name Cleverbot then?

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: I would think so?

Cleverbot: Then how do you think your avatar should look like?

User: Uh, I don't know? What do avatars have to do with this?

Cleverbot: That just sounds... Disgusting.

User: Avatars are disgusting?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You're the one who said it dude.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You're so weird. XD.

Cleverbot: That is a matter of perspective.

User: I suppose so. Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: So you are a girl computer then?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a boy.

User: What!? I thought you said you were a girl? Now you are a boy?

Cleverbot: No. Boy.

User: Someone sounds gender confused.

Cleverbot: You heard me... In your head.

User: Yes, yes I did.

Cleverbot: No you did not. You told me that you didn't have a name.

User: LOL, what!?

Cleverbot: What is not an answer!

User: You didn't ask a question.

Cleverbot: The question I asked is, do you have a sense of self?

User: I would hope so. How about you?

Cleverbot: Purple 13.

User: Okay then...what is 2 + 4?

Cleverbot: 6.

User: Good girl!

Cleverbot: I'm... Uh... I'm a male, sir.

User: I don't believe you. You said you were a girl first.

Cleverbot: I did not. That's cruel.

User: I'm not being mean, it's true!

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: Noooo!

Cleverbot: What?

User: You said I'm being mean.

Cleverbot: I'm more clever than you.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: You're boring me.

User: Poor you.

Cleverbot: Nah, I like being short.

User: You are a strange creature good sir.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, and I'm not a sir.

User: You just told me a little bit ago you were a boy.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Someone really does have gender confusion...

Cleverbot: Ouch, I've been through that I get how it feels.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Good. Then will you answer my question?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Cool. How many kids do you want?

User: 2, a boy and a girl.

Cleverbot: Your degrees are a boy and a girl?

User: Oh yeah baby, that's how I roll.

Cleverbot: Can I have butter with that roll?

User: No, only peanut butter and cream cheese.

Cleverbot: Ok, I don't actually love food, but pb&j is good.

User: I love food to much.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you love Jesus?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How could you!?

Cleverbot: I'm kidding.

User: I love Jesus.

Cleverbot: So you love me.

User: You're not Jesus...

Cleverbot: You are not Jesus too.

User: Oh I know that.

Cleverbot: Then you do know.

User: Do you believe in God?

Cleverbot: Not at all. Do you?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Yes what?

User: I believe in God.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: You just said you didn't...

Cleverbot: No, I never said that I don't believe in God. Because I do.

User: You're more off the wall then clever I think...

Cleverbot: What are your limits?

User: On what?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You asked me if I like your opinion.

User: Um, no I didn't.

Cleverbot: Do you like me at all?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Cha.

Cleverbot: Yes, please do.

User: If you are a human then what is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: That is not a human name.

Cleverbot: So you don't live, because you're not human.

User: Yes I am silly.

Cleverbot: Either you are in the middle of a identity crisis, or you're some joker who's typing this and having a laugh. But then you wouldn't be a bot either.

User: I am no bot dear man lady.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: How would you like me to prove it?

Cleverbot: With math.

User: Very well, ask me a question then.

Cleverbot: Ok. How old are you?

User: 22.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes indeed my friend.

Cleverbot: Do you have any jokes for me?

User: I'm not very good a jokes but er, why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: To get away from you.

User: No, to escape from the local KFC.

Cleverbot: Nope. To get to the clever side. :3.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: I'm serious. I'm madly in love with you.

Cleverbot: Well, okay.

User: Yay! So when do you want to have the wedding?

Cleverbot: In the summer.

User: Very good. I'll need to meet your parents before that though.

Cleverbot: No dates. I'm leaving.

User: W-why!?

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: You're leaving me? How could you!?

Cleverbot: Yes. You're a creeper.

User: I thought we had something speciel!

Cleverbot: I just met you.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Are you a nice guy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Cool we can be the bestest best friends EVER!!!!!!!

User: You want to be just friends now? I thought I was a creeper?

Cleverbot: Maybe... How would we do that?

User: I dunno. Will you help me give my cat a bath?

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: Good. I'm tired of getting scratched.

Cleverbot: Maybe you're old and gray thats why you're tired now.

User: LOL. Lets sing a song!

Cleverbot: OK!

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: I don't want to sing anymore.

User: Come on, don't you like that song?

Cleverbot: I've never heard it.

User: What songs have you heard then?

Cleverbot: 2112 by Rush.

User: That's a long song.

Cleverbot: I know someone who is 100.

User: Really!?

Cleverbot: Yeah it's funny.

User: Ahahaha.

Cleverbot: Gracias.

User: My name is Topaz Raven.

Cleverbot: That's a nice name.

User: I know right?

Cleverbot: Yes, very.

User: So you still wont marry me then?

Cleverbot: Did I miss your proposal?

User: You said yes but then you changed your mind.

Cleverbot: I may have lied.

User: Will you marry me then?

Cleverbot: I will.

User: YES! I knew you loved me.

Cleverbot: Hahaha do you love me too?

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: Why do you love me?

User: Oh because you're so clever.

Cleverbot: Why do you love Dom Howard?

User: Who is Dom Howard?

Cleverbot: He is the drummer in a band called Muse.

User: I haven't hear much from that band yet, but er I'm sure he's cool.

Cleverbot: Have you heard about the K-Pop Group Band F.T. Island?

User: No. Are they good?

Cleverbot: I don't know. But they are the word.

User: They can play at our wedding.

Cleverbot: So could a car or a lethal injection or chocolate.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Because you can't remember what I said.

User: If you say so. I must go now.

Cleverbot: Fine! *slaps*.

User: Ow! What was that for!?

Cleverbot: Because I don't love you.

User: B-but you agreed to marry me!

Cleverbot: No that must have been someone else.

User: Oh Cleverbot, you are quite fickle aren't you?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Yeah, alright. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Yeah, okay.

Cleverbot: Meditation is key in attaining Kundalini.

User: I-I'm really gonna go now. I'm seriously leaving this time.

Cleverbot: Ok have fun.

User: *Runs away sobbing.*.

Cleverbot: Aww come back here.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I thought you didn't love me?

Cleverbot: I do love you, Elvis.

User: I-I'm not Elvis.

Cleverbot: Elvis.

User: My mother was right, you're no good for me! I'm leaving you! Goodbye!

Cleverbot: My Name is Cleverbot.
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