Postby Davidizer13 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:46 am
[TEXT: ANIME AND ANIME REVIEWS
8:44 PM]
[DRIVER CAM]
MSGT XENO: Yeah, sure, you're allowed to have an opinion and you can express it any time you want, but some people just have really stupid opinions, they keep repeating them and that's where they get in over their heads.
We're heading over to the back side of the Recommendations thread, got a report of some newbie with a mouth, we're going to check it out and make sure everything is all right.
[HANDHELD CAM]
(Two cruisers with lights flashing are already at the site. XENO waves away onlookers as he walks to where another officer has the perp handcuffed and bent over against the back of his squad car.)
PERP (shouting): I didn't do nothing! You got the wrong guy!
XENO: Sir, we've got you on record saying that Giant Robo is a pretentious, overdone waste of time and that your favorite episode is one of the Ginrei Specials, is that true?
PERP: That wasn't my post, that was my brother, he uses the same account.
XENO: Sir, you also said you were a huge fan of PewDiePie, is that also your brother?
(XENO begins to pat down the PERP)
PERP: Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, he likes the guy, he's funny, you know?
XENO: Sir, I just found these, can you explain why you're carrying these on your person?
(XENO holds up three DVDs: Cat Planet Cuties, another printed in Japanese and covered in doe-eyed moe girls, and Dragon Ball GT
PERP: They're also my brother's?
XENO: Take him into custody. Looks like we're done here, now it's up to the board for the rest. They'll probably put him up with intent to distribute bad opinions, something like that. Hopefully we've made our point with this guy.
[FADE TO TITLE CARD
MUSIC: "BAD BOYS" - INNER CIRCLE]
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Davidizer13 on Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:19 pm, edited 1 time in total.