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Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 8:46 pm
by Mullet Death
Granted, but you are immediately eaten by a house cat.
I wish I was a holier person.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:49 am
by LecktheTech
Granted!
Someone made you a holier person in Black Ops 3.
I wish there was a dish with a fish(or is that house cat coming back?)
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:22 am
by Animeniac
Granted your a dead fish on a platter
I wish I lived in japan
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:27 am
by TGJesusfreak
Granted. But you live in a super isolated part of Japan with no anime or manga.
I wish the second season of Attack on Titan was out.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 5:37 pm
by Shroopy
Granted. It's the most terrible thing you have ever seen, and you will be scarred for life.
I wish I could think of a question...
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 2:59 am
by ClaecElric4God
Granted. The question is "How old are you?" and you're in a room full of middle-aged women.
I wish for 5 dollars.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 2:09 pm
by IPv4
granted, donald trump becomes president and builds a great great wall and your 5 dollars is in mexico.
I wish that good things come to me quickly.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 3:28 pm
by Mullet Death
Granted, good things come to you quickly;
extremely quickly, most of them deadly. Quality kitchen knives are good things, right? Watch your head.
I wish I lived on Bunny Island.
ClaecElric4God wrote:Granted. The question is "How old are you?" and you're in a room full of middle-aged women.
Considering I like cougars, this doesn't sound like such a terrible scenario.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:16 pm
by Shroopy
Granted, you are on Bunny Island. The Bunny Island of 10-foot tall man-eating bunnies.
I wish I lived on the Island of Harmless Cute Kittens.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:47 pm
by John_Smith
Granted… they’re all Sphynxes and flea infested.
I wish it was twelve o’clock already.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 12:34 pm
by IPv4
granted, but time will always be faster from now on, what used to be 1 second is now 0.5 seconds.
I wish my wish beats your corruptionness.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:14 pm
by Shroopy
Granted. Your wish works without being corrupted by me, but it is corrupted by YOU! (That's the corruption, by the way. PARADOXES FOR EVERYONE! *Starts throwing paradoxes everywhere.)
I wish John_Smith's gif person wouldn't keep missing the straw.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 1:41 am
by TheChocolateGamer
Granted, but the color is the same just brighter by 1%
I wish for a chocolate tree.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 1:46 am
by John_Smith
Granted for one post, but you are now officially a shroomish.
I wish JRR Tolkien would rise from the grave and write more Middle-earth novels.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 4:52 am
by TheChocolateGamer
Granted, but he wrote a book named ''Centre Earth''
I wish for a friend android
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:49 am
by Shroopy
Granted. He rises from the grave as an unstoppable zombie. He takes over the world, making everyone mindless zombie minions. Then he writes more novels.
I wish I was a Snivy.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 7:37 am
by TheChocolateGamer
Granted, but you became a real life grass snake instead.
I wish Japan was a Christian country.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 2:37 pm
by Animeniac
Granted Japan is a Christian country but all the Buddhists revolt and destroy Japan
I wish for an endless supply of root beer
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 2:44 pm
by TheChocolateGamer
Granted, but you get an ''Endless Pack'' of root beer from their company
I wish for a different eye color.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 3:49 pm
by Animeniac
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 4:56 pm
by Shroopy
Granted, a spider named Toby Macquire gets bitten by a radioactive human and becomes Spider; the Man (shortened to Spiderman.)
I wish all the bacon in the universe burned.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 10:03 pm
by TheChocolateGamer
Granted and all the pigs in the universe died from fire (bacon means "buttock" in German)
I wish for a Giftia.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:55 am
by John_Smith
Granted. It becomes a wanderer and destroys your house. (note: I actually haven't seen the series.)
TheChocolateGamer wrote:I wish for a chocolate tree.
BONUS, because this post wasn't approved my the time I commented.
Granted, but it isn't suited to the climate and dies.
EDIT: I wish I wouldn't forget to wish.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 4:51 pm
by LecktheTech
John_Smith wrote:EDIT: I wish I wouldn't forget to wish.
Granted, you are controlled by a phobia on if you wished or not(Think Kid on steroids).
I wish my laptop couldn't overheat.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:09 pm
by Shroopy
Granted. Your laptop, instead of overheating, underheats. The fan works too much and it turns into a block of ice.
I wish for world peace.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:09 pm
by LecktheTech
Granted! You receive a piece of the world!
I wish school was finished.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:06 pm
by Shroopy
Granted. There is no more school. Ever. No one gets any education, and the world falls into chaos because nobody can get any jobs.
I wish for a Temmie.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:51 am
by IPv4
granted, you feed it with temmie flakes. temmie starts to vibrate and travels to another dimension due to quantum mechanics.
I wish for a pixel.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:29 am
by Shroopy
Granted, suddenly everything in the universe is condensed into one pixel. There's your pixel, enjoy!
I wish everything was un-pixelated from the one pixel.
Re: Corrupted wish game
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:28 am
by TheChocolateGamer
Granted, the pixel becomes alone and commits suicide.
I wish for a medium size island.