The Wand of Random Creatures

[Abassi]

Has it been used for that kind of thing too? Ah, the Day the Earth Stood Still. Well, ya learn something new everyday.

Metal lion am I!? Well then, you're now a pwca!

[SierraLea]

You made me a company?! So am I every person in that company, the company building, the leadership, what?
You are Groot.

[Abassi]

The unseelie court has companies now!? Well great, just great. I guess you're tech support then. I realize having a pwca in IT would be TERRIBLE but then again...

If I am Groot then you'll have to be...gosh I'm not hip to the jive of modern stuff I guess. Uh, how about a Sand Murk! Those are fun. Well sort of...if YOU'RE the Sand Murk I expect you enjoy it, other people, well, other people probably have a different opinion when meeting one(thousand).

[Davidizer13]

A tardigrade! Everyone loves tardigrades, right?

[SierraLea]

That is the most disgusting this anyone has ever made me!
You now are a winged snake.

[Abassi]

Ah the winged snake, that's why Egypt loved their Ibis you know.

Thus, you become the feathered serpent, and we enter an entirely different mythological sphere.

[SierraLea]

Ooooh, South American. Fun.
I hope you like trees, because you are now a Bowtruckle.

[Abassi]

Never underestimate a twig fairy, they may be frail but they're also pointy!

*vablash* A swvish, a svash, a Sphinx.

[SierraLea]

Really? Am I the Vegas one or the Egypt one?

You get to be a horned toad. Have fun hopping!

[Abassi]

The Greek one actually, of course that's about to change anyway...

Hopping! Hopping?! So, not even a proper horned toad then! Just an actual toad, with horns. Well great, that's loads of help, that is...fantastic boon for staying shy of Big Owl!

Fine. If this is what it has come to--fly! Fly you winged monkey, fly!

[SierraLea]

At least I don't have fleas.
Which you do, being a cerberus. Which head do you prefer?

[Abassi]

At least when I die my fleas will mourn me! Wait no, that doesn't work in this scenario. The leftmost head seems nice. I'm not sure if I should be pleased that I'll always have company or upset because I'll never be alone.

Now then, tread with care as you are--a glass cat! Being glass has its drawbacks, but on the other hand, you do have lovely pink brains ("you can see them work")!

[SierraLea]

So are all my organs glass, or just my outside. An interesting query.

You are now a Typhoomerang. Have fun flying!

[Abassi]

Woo! This is the way to be, dizzying, but still...

Really, the only organs in a glass cat are its brains, but how about instead of a glass cat--a luck cat!

[SierraLea]

Really, golden felines? At least tell me I'm a cute kitten-aged one.
You are now a Who from Whooville. I hope there's a Horton near by.

[Abassi]

At least I know the true meaning of Christmas! I mean it's at least possible I do! Somewhat! Vaguely!

Felines of any sort are the best of--excuse me while I stop my cat eating usb cables--*ahem* Felines of any sort are the best of creatures, but perhaps instead--a Wolliped?

[SierraLea]

That is the weirdest combination of insect and cat I have ever seen in my life, let alone been. That's it, the gloves are coming off.
I'm siccing Gandalf on you, Balrog!

[Abassi]

What is this!? I don't want to be some Iluvatar reviling, Morgoth lapdogging, Feanor killing, beat up by that sparkly Glorfindel, hiding in a mine, ugly demon thing! I mean look at this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLnq1mhYz7k
Nobody wants that!

Just for that, you're a hob!

[SierraLea]

I was thinking more the huge fiery beastie in the live action, but that's actually better. I'm a center for commerce? I seem to recall being a corporation at one time, so this isn't so bad.

You are now the British Government. Did you have to fight Mycroft to get it?

[Abassi]

No, but some aliens were probably involved. That physician fellow, whatever his name is, handled it.

But enough about me, you shall be, a tree! A dryad, specifically. The Narnian kind, they seemed nice.

[SierraLea]

Ooooh, I get to send petal messages now.

You are a ginger cat. Bite in at your own peril.

[Abassi]

Mmm, ginger.

Alright, okay, gotta get back into the swing! Yeah! Vablash! You're a djinni.

[SierraLea]

You and your fancy names. I look it up, and what do I get, a blue-skinned wish-granter. At least I won't make endless pop culture references. Wait...THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR THIS WHOLE THREAD! Ugh, someone hit me.

You are now a Basilisk.

[Abassi]

To be fair, they're not all blue skinned nor wish-granters. And sorry, I've been playing/running an RPG with strong middle eastern overtones. XD

A basilisk!? But, the snake kind or the hideous chicken-lizard-cow kind?

And you shall be--something akin to a Lammasu!

[SierraLea]

Chicken-lizard-cow kind. What, you really thought I'd let you be a cool snake?
Oh, and I guess making me a sphinx earlier wasn't enough. Now I'm a guy version with wings! I want my femininity back.
In retaliation, you're a mermaid.

[Abassi]

I mean I could always hope. But some sources argue that the Lammasu IS the female version of the Shedu!
Haha! Joke's on you! Mermaid isn't much different from what I normally--ah! But I hate water! What have you done!?

Here we go again--aaaand vablash! We're going with bakeneko this time.

[SierraLea]

What is it with you and feline creatures? I mean, I love cats, but this is like, the seventh time I've been turned into something feline.
Fine, go be a boggart. Scare somebody.

[Abassi]

Probably has something to do with the cat that sits in my lap whenever I'm at my desk. She's here, right now, you can see why I might be influenced.

Do I have to scare people though? Can't I just--*squishes into a cupboard*

*from inside the cupboard* But as for you! I know what you be, a snickersnee! Wait, no, surprisingly that's not some fun random creature. Great fun to say though. How about...a Jabberwock! And no, not that goofy modern one, a proper one; in a waistcoat. I mean I've done the mome rath outgrabe, might as well go all the way this time.

[SierraLea]

Of course you would go hide instead of using your new powers. Or course.
Well, if I'm not a catty creature this time, you don't have to be something borderline evil. Go hop around the Bread Basket as a Jackalope.

[Abassi]

I mean, goodness, I'd hate to disturb anybody! Ah, Jackalope, a native creature!
Hm, How about we make you--a fastachee! And hope my more limited knowledge of Native American mythology doesn't result in that being a bad thing. Vablash!