Corrupted wish game

[Mullet Death]

Granted, but you are immediately eaten by a house cat.

I wish I was a holier person.

[LecktheTech]

Granted!
Someone made you a holier person in Black Ops 3.

I wish there was a dish with a fish(or is that house cat coming back?)

[Animeniac]

Granted your a dead fish on a platter

I wish I lived in japan

[TGJesusfreak]

Granted. But you live in a super isolated part of Japan with no anime or manga.

I wish the second season of Attack on Titan was out.

[Shroopy]

Granted. It's the most terrible thing you have ever seen, and you will be scarred for life.

I wish I could think of a question...

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted. The question is "How old are you?" and you're in a room full of middle-aged women.

I wish for 5 dollars.

[IPv4]

granted, donald trump becomes president and builds a great great wall and your 5 dollars is in mexico.

I wish that good things come to me quickly.

[Mullet Death]

Granted, good things come to you quickly; extremely quickly, most of them deadly. Quality kitchen knives are good things, right? Watch your head.

I wish I lived on Bunny Island.

Granted. The question is "How old are you?" and you're in a room full of middle-aged women.

Considering I like cougars, this doesn't sound like such a terrible scenario.

[Shroopy]

Granted, you are on Bunny Island. The Bunny Island of 10-foot tall man-eating bunnies.
I wish I lived on the Island of Harmless Cute Kittens.

[John_Smith]

Granted… they’re all Sphynxes and flea infested.

I wish it was twelve o’clock already.

[IPv4]

granted, but time will always be faster from now on, what used to be 1 second is now 0.5 seconds.

I wish my wish beats your corruptionness.

[Shroopy]

Granted. Your wish works without being corrupted by me, but it is corrupted by YOU! (That's the corruption, by the way. PARADOXES FOR EVERYONE! *Starts throwing paradoxes everywhere.)
I wish John_Smith's gif person wouldn't keep missing the straw.

[TheChocolateGamer]

Granted, but the color is the same just brighter by 1%

I wish for a chocolate tree.

[John_Smith]

Granted for one post, but you are now officially a shroomish.



I wish JRR Tolkien would rise from the grave and write more Middle-earth novels.

[TheChocolateGamer]

Granted, but he wrote a book named ''Centre Earth''

I wish for a friend android

[Shroopy]

Granted. He rises from the grave as an unstoppable zombie. He takes over the world, making everyone mindless zombie minions. Then he writes more novels.
I wish I was a Snivy.

[TheChocolateGamer]

Granted, but you became a real life grass snake instead.

I wish Japan was a Christian country.

[Animeniac]

Granted Japan is a Christian country but all the Buddhists revolt and destroy Japan

I wish for an endless supply of root beer

[TheChocolateGamer]

Granted, but you get an ''Endless Pack'' of root beer from their company

I wish for a different eye color.

[Animeniac]

Granted

https://www.lens.com/contact-lenses/p-guo4s/freshlook-colorblends/?mkwid=sycVEY2jA_dc&pcrid=67425091804&pkw=&pmt=&productid=W35-254&gclid=CMa8yPPrpcwCFZCIaQodENkIjg

I wish Toby Macquire was Spiderman again

[Shroopy]

Granted, a spider named Toby Macquire gets bitten by a radioactive human and becomes Spider; the Man (shortened to Spiderman.)
I wish all the bacon in the universe burned.

[TheChocolateGamer]

Granted and all the pigs in the universe died from fire (bacon means "buttock" in German)

I wish for a Giftia.

[John_Smith]

Granted. It becomes a wanderer and destroys your house. (note: I actually haven't seen the series.)

I wish for a chocolate tree.

BONUS, because this post wasn't approved my the time I commented.

Granted, but it isn't suited to the climate and dies.

EDIT: I wish I wouldn't forget to wish.

[LecktheTech]

EDIT: I wish I wouldn't forget to wish.

Granted, you are controlled by a phobia on if you wished or not(Think Kid on steroids).

I wish my laptop couldn't overheat.

[Shroopy]

Granted. Your laptop, instead of overheating, underheats. The fan works too much and it turns into a block of ice.
I wish for world peace.

[LecktheTech]

Granted! You receive a piece of the world!

I wish school was finished.

[Shroopy]

Granted. There is no more school. Ever. No one gets any education, and the world falls into chaos because nobody can get any jobs.
I wish for a Temmie.

[IPv4]

granted, you feed it with temmie flakes. temmie starts to vibrate and travels to another dimension due to quantum mechanics.

I wish for a pixel.

[Shroopy]

Granted, suddenly everything in the universe is condensed into one pixel. There's your pixel, enjoy!
I wish everything was un-pixelated from the one pixel.

[TheChocolateGamer]

Granted, the pixel becomes alone and commits suicide.

I wish for a medium size island.