CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

Hey, this is the official play for the knights of C.A.A! This play will feature th knights as troll kicking fighters for justice, with a dose of comedy mixed in. Its wonderfulness! This will show other peoples as well...and yeah...anyway, This will be fun!

"These are the tales of the Knights of C.A.A."


A large group of men and women in blue and white armor are engaging an enemy force on the field. A level 12 troll has burst through the firewall, and the High Council (Also known as the admins) have sent the Knights to take care of them.

Commander Zarn: "Quickly, fire the main gun!"

*Loch, Yieto, and special guest star The Rabid Duckie aim a large, oversized gun at the evil troll*

Loche: "Eat slug, Slug! I mean Troll!"
DRD: "Die!!! DIE!!!
Yieto: "umm..Love and peace?"

*they fire the main gun at Troll, who is instanty incenerized*

All: "huzzah!" *As a tribute to Straylight, no less*


*more to follow....*

I see. Your title for a moment concerned me, but given that this is merely yet another play, I do not suppose I have any issue with it. In this case, I believe I shall merely observe and see if I play any role in aforementioned play.

Herumph... I wouldn't be caught dead saying that; make it stronger, more chivalrous. And I wouldn't say "huzzah". "Yeah", "yahoo", "hoohah", or "woot" is exceptable with the woot sign on all four.

To UC: Don't worry, I'm not so far gone into insanity that I'd assume I could handle your job, my friend. And yes, you will play a part...an interesting part. Mwhahahahahaha!

To Loch: As the master of this play, its kind of up to me what people say...example here:

Ashley: "Heres the key to C.A.A, and heres Shatterhearts avatar, and heres Inkhanas pictures, and heres some unknown items from U.C's room...and heres my hat.
Zarn: "Cool!"

mwahahaha!

Interesting? Feh.

But do not assume too much, my playwrite friend. You have unlimited power within your play, but that is not to say there are no limits of decency...

*Random picture of U.C in a long nightie (like the one english boys used to wear in long ago) pops up*

"who, me? I'll very decent! I'm the most decent person I don't know!"

As I have said before: abuse of member powers will lead to abuse of moderator powers. Step carefully, my friend.

Beyond that, I will merely say this thread could do for a lengthy play segment involving serious fighting and/or humor before it devolves into irrelevant tangents.

Gah!!! Now I can't get that image out of my head now!!! Oh the horror, the horror!!! *Starts to panic* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*Runs toward the door but slips on a puddle of water. Body stops horizontally in midair and he faces the audience.*

*CRASHH!!!!*

@.@

On topic:

Quite right, UC.

It was a bit... short. ^_^ My advice to ad to the others: MORE CONTENT!

OOC: Im working on it...stop bugging me, moocowwolf!"

yeah...your "Write". Get it, write? na....


*BACK TO THE PLAY*

*Zarn, in ceramonial armor, walks into a dark room with high vaulted ceiling, with several high thrones built into the walls*

Zarn: "Hey, Ashley? I....hey, whats with the darkness and the wierd thrones? Oh no...I've walked into a Trap!"
*Lights suddenly turn on, and Gypsy stands on the seat of the center throne*
Gypsy: "Hello...former employee."
Zarn: "Hey...former boss. Wh..whats up?"
Gypsy: "You shouldn't have left...you know when you swear alliance to the Mastress of the Universe, you are sworn forever...now I will forfill your worst nightmare! I will get with that Shurikun!" *note: Read my sig to understand this. I kept trying to fix it...nvm...*
Zarn: "Moo! I mean Nooo! I shall not suffer at your hands! Hyper Dimensional Mallet, to me!"
*Zarn summons the Mighty Mallet of Antioch, and rushs towards Gypsy. Gypsy, seeing this, pulls forth the mighty Shurikun of Antioch, and throws it at him. Being naughty, Zarn is blown up, with the classic anime blown up face*
Zarn: "owey...I surrender!"

*Forty hours of fanning Gypsy later, Zarn finally finds the Admin lounge. Shatterheart is chilling out on the couch, UC's meditating*

Zarn: "Wheres Ashley? I've gotta go report that we killed that troll."
Shatterheart: "I think she went to Mars to try and convince Zilch there was no life on mars..."
UC: "No, she went to spain to find the Troll Master."
Shatterheart: "....*Stares at UC* She went to Mars!"
UC: "*cooly stares back* She went to Spain."
*As the Stareing contest continues, Zarn dispairs of ever finding Ashley...*


*more to Follow*

'Zarn' wrote:UC: "No, she went to spain to find the Troll Master."
Shatterheart: "....*Stares at UC* She went to Mars!"
UC: "*cooly stares back* She went to Spain."
*As the Stareing contest continues, Zarn dispairs of ever finding Ashley...*

Well, you better find her fast if she's in Spain.

I don't remember where I saw her post it, but I remember her saying something along the lines that she can't speak/understand a word of Spanish.

I vaguely remember it because I thought it was funny because of her being Texan

I vaguely remember it because I thought it was funny because of her being Texan

Trust me, so does everyone. "You're a native Texan and you don't speak Spanish? How do you read anything?"

Har har har. (and no, I don't speak spanish so I hope I'm not in Spain! Knowing me I'd be trying to ask for bottled water and end up auctioning off a hamster or something)

... (before you read this, please know I am acting, and not really mad. xD)

Love... and Peace? Love and Peace. LOVE AND PEACE?!

What am I some kind of hippie? Whatever happened to "Life and Doghnuts" ?!?

;-; You think I'm weird... don't you? You think I'm so naive that I would actually be that.. that... lightheaded! Don't you? Don't YOU?!

WELL GUESS WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?!?

v_v You're right....

Well... now that I have used up my superficiality for the day... I think I'll retire to my bed.

Aviento my fellow knights.

Yeito

So... why DID this story trail off?