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You know your American when... You would shoose Burger King, over a Triple dragon buffet...

I would rather have some dragon...

I don't even know what a triple dragon buffet is. O.O

But I love fast food, even though it does make me sick XD. For some reason my body can't even handle small amounts of greasy foods. >.<

triple dragon whatsiez???? ok well im lost but hey if you wan you can explain to me
lol

I don't even know what a triple dragon buffet is. O.O

But I love fast food, even though it does make me sick XD. For some reason my body can't even handle small amounts of greasy foods. >.<

Ditto. ^^

isnt that like saying, you know your american when you like american food?

When you're obsessed with other contries culture..Like Japan

You know your american when you count how many different state liscence plates you can find!

look, does no one besides Jedi, and Ronin get this??!!!

I get it. ^__^

You know you're American when you don't see the point of having three levels of politeness in a language. What's wrong with using the same pronouns for an ambassador as your pet dog?

i get it to, but i cant think of anything witty

You know you're an American when you can speak only one language...English.

Sorry if it sounds rude and I know it's not THAT true anymore...but it's a joke that goes around my school. The American Americans get picked on all the time....

i still dont get it...

(i like fast foods, mcdonalds has better fries but BK has better burgers)

A common joke I've heard....

You know you're American when you can sue anyone for anything.

^_^;;;

You know you're an American when you watch commercials about starving children in the third world while you eat a three course meal.

cbwing0 wrote:You know you're an American when you watch commercials about starving children in the third world while you eat a three course meal.

LOL! I hear that renagade!!!

only in America....
is there braille on drive-up atm machines
do banks chain pens to the desk and leave their doors wide open

hmm...

you know you're an american when you respond to the foreign hatred towards the US by saying, "they're just jealous..." and quickly blame all your problems on them.

you know you're an american when you drive to get to the other <shooraijin: watch your mouth.> ing side of the street

you know you're an american when you buy the biggest SUV you can find and then complain about the gas prices

you know you're an american when you spend half your money buying the fattest foods you can find and the other half on dieting products...

yeah...um...no offense to americans. I'm american, so I can say these things

"yeah...um...no offense to americans. I'm american, so I can say these things"


Wisdom on why Americans are so horrible from the mouth of a 16 year old. *sigh*

You know you're american when you demand a free refill and feel offended when you don't get it.

You know you're american when you don't understand why people have to fill paperwork out to come into the country. Either americans, or very self-ignorant europeans...

You know you're American when you feel you can "train" the service at a restaurant with your money. (as if witholding a tip is going to give them a better attitude)

You know you're an american when you make threads like this, but still feel offended when someone mocks your country with hatred behind it.

This thread is starting to get a bit ugly for my tastes, so I'm closing it.