CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

*The following is purely fiction and should not in any way be taken seriously*
This is a joke thread of want the peeps of CAA will be doing in the next 10 years…..


Oldphil: Buys a program called "Doors" from an old college roomy. Ten months later he becomes the richest person in the world when he releases his new "Door" based operating system to the public.

Ashley: Finally topples Shatterheart’s reign of terror for highest score in Tetris. She beat him by one point and reaches level 48, while in using a computer in the library. Also, everyone is staring at her, because she yelled "w00t".

Volt: will graduate college severval years before hand, but will go back for his masters in advanced game design during which time he will make the decision to be a lifelong student so he can use the school’s T1 connection and the extra time to keep posting in various forums. He is also an independent film director and has made the timeless classic movie named… the Bouncer.

Lord Boromir: After ten years and many turns in his life, Boromir now finds himself on the other side of the law. Fleeing from America for a crime he didn't commit, "using a Mac*" he will spend most of his time basking in the warm sun of Jamaca with his family. When he's not doing that, he will secretly be working on his memoirs as well as a new kind of fabric softener.

UC pseudonym: will change his avatar! ..... when Djnoz sets the Mod's Avatar limit to 80x80 pixels, while the Admin's is undefined. Three month's later... UC is an Admin. His first act is to divide posts into two categories... spam and well-thought-out. His spam post number is 50, while his well-thought-out post number is in the upper millions. He also wins a trophy for clicking the mouse button twice at the right moment.

Shooraijin: Uses a Commodore 64 to design a spiffy pocket knife, which causes the Swiss economy to crumble. Two weeks later, Oldphil invents a speeder bike which crashes into Shoorajin's house, destroying the pocket knife designs. The Swiss economy is restored.

Spencer: will join the marines hoping to become one of the first men assigned to the elusive Space Marine squadron, but becomes greatly disappointed shortly thereafter when he learns that neither the Protoss or the Zerg actually exists.

Off topic: a couple of game-related ones in the next 10 years:

- World of Warcraft and Halo 2 will be released. Both games will go down in history as the most delayed games ever.

- Tomb Raider XXXIV is released. Only one tradition remains throughout the whole series: being bad.

- Blizzard will finally confirm plans to develop Starcraft 2. All of us here will begin hoping they'll release the game before we start suffering from Azheimer.

- SEGA tries to re-enter the hardware market. It releases the Neptune, a powerful gaming console, with Nintendo (who abandoned the hardware aspect of the market five years ago) as a second-party dev. The console is a resounding success, as gamers want to desperately escape Microsoft's monopoly on the industry.



Alright everyone, it's time to continue to make fun of ourselves! Why? it fun to laugh at yourself... I do it all the time... now post your own! I'll post more later. ^^ I didn't do me, because I'm leaving room for someone I did to get me back. ^^

Just to be on the safe side, I don't like to 'cause trouble: This is all for fun. Just for a good laugh, people. We all need to laugh!

Let's have fun with this people! Post you own or comment.

Ok, I will start with myself:

CBwing0: After a few years in college, I will be influenced by Office Space and Fight Club to abandon my dream of law school due to the insane workload, instead becoming a wanderer. What will I do in my wanderings? Mostly fight for justice, spread wisdom, preach the gospel, and be extremely shy around girls (so basically I will do what I do now ). I will also be sure to get a laptop with a wireless networking card so that I can access the CAA from the wilderness. I might also master the Futae No Kiwami in my spare time.

ZiP: After a ring world is discovered just beyond the solar system, ZiP will enlist in the marines, working his way up the ranks. Due to his amazing skills gained from years of Halo playing, he will be giving the title Master Chief. Donning his Mjolnir power armor, he leads humanity against all that is slimy and green in the universe.

Ronin of Kirai: While training one day, Ronin will discover a mysterious cannister of green ooze. As fate would have it, a snapping turtle bathed in the ooze crawls up an bites Ronin, transforming him into a humanoid turtle martial artist. Following the venerable turtle tradition, he will change his name to Fra Angelico.

Shatterheart: Defeat at the hands of Ashley in Tetris proves too much for Shatterheart, and he dies of a broken heart. However, he returns from the dead as...The Crow! His mission? Upon achieving the highest score of all time, his spirit ascends to heaven.

LOL!!! That's hysterical!! I'd do some but the only people I know well enough are Fallenang3l and Zarn Ishtare! ^_^ Oh well! Feel free to do me! i'd love to see what you Sempai's would think up! *bows* keep it up! It's sougi!!!!!
-Angel of Zarn

Cephas: Returning from his time in the military, he will set up a small training camp in West Arizona were he will secretly build his own personal army whose goal is to overthrow the Ukraine.

Straylight: will eventually buy the rights to Total Annihalation and work side by side with Chris Taylor in designing Total Annihalation 2, but not before being hospitalized for migraine headaches sustained after 10 years of endless debate over wether the Total Annihalation engine is, in fact, superior to the Age of Kingdoms engine. (oh and on a sidenote, in 10 years StarWars Total Annihalation mod will be almost completed ) To calm his nerves he sells napkins door to door.

Inkhana: will become a professional light-brite artist, but eventually will go crazy because it is impossible to make a strait line.

More to come! Stay tuned, kids!

*sits back and watches events unfold*

Ingemar: Finally realizes his dream of becoming this generation's Clint Eastwood. However, it was not achieved without overcoming the boundaries of racism (read: people noting that he's not white), personal drama (read: Father not being able to attend his 25th birthday) and drug problems (read: not taking adequate dosage of antibiotics while having strep throat). The executive insisted that he change his name to Mark Peters. However, in a cool fashion that could only have been surpassed by the real Eastwood, Ingemar told them off with a piercing glare.... and promptly drew out his .44 Colt Anaconda and shot all six of them in 1.7 seconds. After a brief stint in jail (none of the executives were killed), Ingemar finally hit it big in Hollywood because of his superawesomecool Clint Eastwood ways.

Get over yourself Sancho! LOL!!! JK!

After ten years, Chris will have discovered a magic stone that gives him the powers of the great magical swordsman warrior Azier, and he proceeds to battle the evil trying to conquer Earth from another dimension known as The Dark Realm. After Shatterheart 'The Crow' gains the highest score of all time in Tetris, Azier slays his unholy body and his soul ascends to heaven. He is also happily married to a women from the Dark Realm whom he converted to Christianity and the side of justice and subsequently fell in love with. She has the power to control the element of Fire, which she uses alongside Azier to battle evil. They have two kids, who's superpowers are only beggining to devolop. Chris (Azier) has a massive anime collection of 10,000+ DVD's, 20,000+ manga, can speak ten languages fluently, is a multimillionare, and is Shatterheart's replacement as Admin on CAA, which has well over 1,000,000 members.

(I wish )

Shatterheart: Defeat at the hands of Ashley in Tetris proves too much for Shatterheart, and he dies of a broken heart. However, he returns from the dead as...The Crow! His mission? Upon achieving the highest score of all time, his spirit ascends to heaven.

Rofl! That one by far is my favorite...that's hysterical. I know someone will laugh when he here's it too...

Ok, as for my predictions:

Straylight: Will move back to Hong Kong and work for the British Embassy's youth program (read: l33t w3bm4st3r and game developer). In his spare time, he will write a hit comic strip based on his experiences entitled, "MegaOsaka"

Gypsy: After being banished from certain parts of Maine for certain accidents at Thunder Hole, the Gyppers will settle down and raise a family with her two dogs....NOT! Nah, she'll have kids alright, but they'll all be rather tall and lanky, wearing the smallest hoodies known to mankind, and address Lightbringer as "Master Aaron".

Lightbringer: After burninating Canada, parts of Maine and being held responsible for other explosions in or around the Texas area, Aaron moved to an underground dojo called the Shiloh where he teaches martial arts, medieval weaponry, gamemastering, and all things sweet to hand picked students (read: Steve, Ash, and Ami's kids)

Inkhana: Will reach her full potential as an artist and sell the artwork she first posted here for bukus of money, which she will donate to the burninated parts of Texas. She will also speak worldwide at several Animecons as an inspirational speaker.

ShiroiHikari: Will move out of Oklahoma! The shock of being somewhere with decent internet service proves too much for her, and the shock of it well, takes her out. However, in Heaven she discovers an ultimate secret DDR release which never made it to America (complete with praise and worship songs) and is content for all her eternal days.

Eirewolf and Phil Leave the country after the Shooby bike accident, but grow filthy stinkin' rich off the Door program and disappear somewhere tropical for all their days.

UC: will discover that he and Omega Amen are twins seperated at birth and together will form a Mennonite fraternity at the University of Kansas at Topeka. There, UC will turn out to be an all star football reciever, and go on to play in the NFL. OA will get his PhD. at an unheard of amount of time and lecture in theoretical quantum mechanics.

Shatterheart: Will break into hollywood as a brilliant new director with his movie, "The Texan Chainsaw Massacre: Beyond Horror". After appearing in many horror flicks, he settles down and makes his own horror trilogy, which is uber-successful. After several years, he finally wins best director at the grammys, and swears to avenge his tetris championship on national television. However, a painful break up with former actress Jessica Biel tears him apart, and he flees the hollywood scene for the hills of Montana. Those poor deer...they stand no match for this now master hunter.

SpoonyBard will do the unprecedented by successfully completing every computer/console adventure game ever released without using a single hint, guide, or FAQ source. Long overdue food, sleep, and headache pills will follow. Extensive volumes of scribbled notes for each game will be sorted and sold on eBay. Spoony will then be heard to remark:
"I can't wait for the next Myst game!"

I have been randomly inspired:
*Sings, "In the year 2014........In the year 2014!!!!!*

*puts on helmet and turns on flashlight*



Heaven's Cloud: returns and his continued fascination with changing avatars will lead to a severe identity crisis. He will rely heavily on latex masks and makeup artists so that he can change his appearance on a semi-weekly basis. HC is destined to become the next great "man of a thousand faces".

Da Rabid Duckie In the middle of an important meeting, he is arrested for the blowing up of useless and random things. Because the meeting was not able to be finished, the world will now never experience the true joy of sauerkraut, "sourcrout" and sausage pizza. "It was a meeting of the owners of Pizza Hut discussing new products. " The next day in Jail he wakes up, finding himself completely lacking any sort of hair on his head, he goes crazy, escapes from Jail, takes a sack of pennys to the top of the Empire State Building and chucks them over the side. Several people report recieving, "nasty stings". Some report hearing him scream, "Pictures of Inkhana for Everyone!!"

MasterDias: will lose grip on reality, wandering the Earth in search of the elusive Chocobo all the while insisting people call him Cid.

I'll post more tomorrow....

Btw, funny stuff people! Keep it up! ^^

The Melody Maker In a freak occurrence involving temporal mechanics and the space-time continuum, The (gringo) Melody Maker will meet the Melody Maker of the as-of-yet-unfinished story The History of the World: Revisited, Revised and Uncut. The (non-white) Melody Maker will be accompanied with his tiny angelic assisstant, The History Maker. Simon Peter bar Jonah and Rei Ayanami will also accompany the (non-white) Melody Maker, with Rei piloting a brand new type of Evangelion, and St. Peter backseat-driving (and complaining about smell of the LCL). Apparently, the (non-white) Melody Maker needs to enlist the support of the (Canadian) Melody Maker in destroying the Evil that has corrupted Human history. The Evil has already destroyed most of Eurasia, Africa, and parts of the Americas, including the capitals of Brazil, Canada, Mexico and the United States. Notably, the Evil being's (who refers to him/her/itself as the Melody Breaker) awesome power had caused many of the Christians into the world to go into hiding or disbelieve in the existence of an omnipotent God. The Shepherdess and Retainer of the CAA died valiantly (although uselessly) trying to stop the Melody Breaker's evil ways. In sorrow, her sister-in-Christ gave up all hope. Only the unshakable (Canadian) Melody Maker remained steadfast. The (non-white) Melody Maker saw his fortitude and realized that only his indestructible weapon of prayer can support him in his mission to "make a melody befitting of the LORD." The (Canadian) Melody Maker prayed for inspiration for the (other) Melody Maker. His song summoned an angelic-looking Legendary Mecha from the heavens. As the Chosen One, the (non-white) Melody Maker boarded the Legendary Mecha and verily slew the Melody Breaker, for his sins against humanity, the angelic family of the History Maker, the attempt to disrupt the LORD's will and so forth. The History Maker will congratulate both Melody Makers for a job well done, St. Peter will complain about not being able to do more, and Rei will say absolutely nothing.

Supa dupa Ninja: during his NCAA wrestling days he also finished his masterals in medicine.... yet forcibly becomes a male nurse instead of a neurosurgeon because of his mothers constant naggings *"because it pays more!!"*. after a few more years he quits his job and becomes a game developer and creates the first ever fully immersible wrestling game; months later he gets sued because of "game related accidents".

Cobaltangel: becomes a world renown manga-ka, and all of the members of caa will have her picture in front saying "this is where she came from!!"

Just a few tidbits....10 years from now.

Lightbringer having snuck across the border raises up a small force and takes over Canada....many say he bears a strong reseblence to Fidel Castro....but they are mostly killed as Aarons forces begin the total take over of the world.


Gypsy having gotten sick of raunchy content in anime, Gypsy starts her own animation studio...hires a slew of other great artists and begins work on Iria part 2, and begins taking some of her own writings and putting them into anime form. She also at last sits down with me and watches the Texas Chainsaw Massacre...it would be another 10 years before she spoke to me after that....

AshleyHaving settled down and started a family Ashley finds a winning loto ticket on the ground on her way to a job where the boss is rude to her, she kicks her boss in his unmentionables and quits, later to buy her own airline where she would frequently take her family to Maine for the nice evenings. Ash then gives me a large sum of cash to start my own movie company.

ShatterheartHaving decided that jobs and money are overrated, I quit my crappy job and begin movie making classes...this is shortlived....as are my teachers....as things just fail to work out...after a few failed relationships Shatterheart locks himself in an old movie theater where he spends his remaining days watching old horror movies and talking to a sock on his hand...

ZilchAt last beats his sister at DDR2....after he puts vasoline on her floor mat. *insert mental image of a flying Gypsy*

Skynes: After finishing education he goes and starts his own Christian based computer game company. First game released is the first in the series of Legacy of Numach: Genesis. A series of at least] 3 games. Spends his working career as a game designer and programmer.

Kawaii_Angel:Will have traveled all over the place because she can't stay in one
place,have started millons of story's and artwork that never see the
light of day and is working in Macdonalds.

Master Kenzo: Will leave Canada before it is burninated and then taken over, taking his friends with them to ... umm ... err ... Japan! There he will finally finish watching Kenshin.

I'll start with me and end with me!
knives
Buys the Trigun complete set for the third time and sells it on ebay for twice as much as he got it for. knives now is rich($100 lol) from all the Trigun sets he has sold and so he decides to settle down in Japan with his beautiful wife: unkown. There he had to punks which he named lefty and shifty because they were always stealing things from the manga store. (took after their dad) One day lefty was caught and put in jail. knives was so sad he commited suicide (not) Actually he was so glad that he paid the jail to keep his punks. Then knives bought out the manga store and lived happily ever after!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*looks so sad at his dead C64*

Heh. Good thread indeed. Personally I believe yours are still my favorite, Link, but Ashley had some great stuff as well. At the moment I have nothing bizarre to contribute.

Here's one for you skynes .

Skynes will become a professional commedian. Each night he will come home covered in tomatoes. The audience loves his jokes, but they're so cheesey, the audience feels obligated to throw random fruits and veggies. He will earn enough money to get a Chameodragon gene splice and will infiltrate a random company's main headquarters. After that, he will write a biography, with the penname Numach, about his adventures, and will then make his own vidoegame. A man named John Shooter will plagiarize his his work and sell it at a lower price. Skynes will lose money and will eventually move to Australia where he will spend the rest of his days as a car mechanic.

Whoo! A lot of that was totally random. I guess I'm done here ^_^.

Link_Antilles:
Finely, after 10 years of credit card debt, 3 mortgages, and 6 marriages, Link completes his prototype Light Saber and its début is featured on the Discovery Channel. Unfortunately the test turns ugly when Link inadvertently severs his left arm from his body. The resulting wound is instantly cauterized and thus prevents surgical reattachment, but the début yields the highest ratings ever for any single Discovery Channel show and rivals only Janet Jackson’s Halftime show (10 years earlier) in controversy. However, the “appreciationâ€

Technomancer

With the invasion of Canada, Technomancer hooks up with the Royal Hamilton Light Infantry which soon forms the nucleus of the resistance movement. His impromtu speech at the foot of the Brock Monument galvanizes the population into expelling the invader, and defending the Dominion of Canada.

I simply see myself as actually having completed and published my own game, The Traveller's Guide. (Then again, I think I said that 10 years ago. )

I'd like to start with myself, knowing how selfish I am.( [BUTTON= not really] I am not really that selfish very selfish at all.[/BUTTON] )
Inferno: I walked to a park and found a coin That i'd never seen before. I went to a coin shop, and they said that it was worth [BUTTON=click to see how much] 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,000,000,0000,0000,000,000,0000,000,000 dollars [/BUTTON] So I became the worlds richest man. I bought out the USA, and I also the UK. I sent the US army out to destroy all of our enemys. Then I lived happily ever after, just me no one else was ever happy again.

Lol, cool idea Link! I would try and think of some funny ones, but I'm too tired at the mo...

Ice: having realized that he will spend the rest of his life alone, he makes it his goal to become the world's best fighter pilot. ONce he can no longer pilot jets, he begins to take over the military. Once he reaches the rank of Admiral or something to that effect, he stages a coup and takes over Mexico. He makes a deal with the drug lords: he provides protection, they pay him money. After Mexico, it's pretty much the rest of South America. Drug production sky rockets. NOw realizing that the US is really weakened since they are the biggest consumers, he takes over the US and consequently Canada. THe NEw WOrld is entirely his...after which he is promptly assassinated by some CAA members...

More stuff 10 years down the road......

DrNic: will form a band called Sugar Rush and die via being trampled on stage. Conspiricy theorists will theorize that DrNic is living on that island with Kurt Cobain, Tupac, and Elvis. The thing is..... they're right.

Gypsy: Two weeks after slipping off the DDR mat rigged by her brother, Final Fantasy 7: the Advent Children is released. She gleefully travels to EB and walks in whistling the Aeris Theme. The Senior manager of EB sees Gyspy walking in and remembers she was the one who ten years ago who went into a full scale tantrum, ripping down several shelve and kicking out the glass display cases, because Harvest Moon wasn’t coming in that day. The EB guys begins to sweat even more, because Gyspy is whistling the Aeris theme and the fact that the truck delivering the Final Fantasy 7: AC DVD was delayed 10 days, because of the freak burniations in Maine. Gyspy smiles at the EB Manager. She then is shocked and confused to see the guy scream, jump over the counter, and break through a glass window running for his life. The moment felt nostalgic to her and she said to herself, “hmmm…he seems familiarâ€

You sure are good at this Link. Do you do any other writing with all this creativity?