CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

Sometimes, insults can be downright funny. What's the best one you've ever heard.
Here's one of mine:
"Why do you insist on talking? Every time you open your mouth, you show why you shouldn't."

Unfortunately, all the best insults I know are rather stupid when taken out of context

Sure, but insults are generally hateful.

Insults are also generally not really that funny (expect to the insulter, I suppose).

Also, "best insult" could be considered an oxymoron. I honestly don't think I'd give the insulter the time of day by remembering and rating their insults towards me.



Although, there was one that I did smile about once.

"your innoying"

In highschool, we celebrated William Shakespeare's birthday by writing Shakespearean insults to each other and posting them in the cafeteria.

Since none of it was to be taken seriously (and because of the wording), it wound up being hilarious and fun.

http://petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm

I love it when people try to insult someone and they take it as a compliment. n.n

Rusty Claymore (post: 1443237) wrote:I love it when people try to insult someone and they take it as a compliment. n.n

"You're an overachiever!"

"Why thank you."

XD

My favorite insult is <censored by CAA>.

But another good one is <censored by CAA>.

And I'm also really fond of <oh you'd better believe this was censored by CAA>.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

"Boil-dripping beef fart-sniffing bubble butt"

ShiroiHikari (post: 1443249) wrote:"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

We use this one a lot on campus. XD

"Four-letter-word" followed by "three-letter-word".

"The only thing you excel at is the number of 13th chromosomes you have!"

Nightshade X (post: 1443252) wrote:"Boil-dripping beef fart-sniffing bubble butt"

"You lewd, crude, rude bag of pre-chewed food dude!"

ShiroiHikari (post: 1443265) wrote:"You lewd, crude, rude bag of pre-chewed food dude!"

Oh my gosh yes I love that movie so much. XDD

Also. Most favorite ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alXKHIgOYd4

"This is my chest box...that helps me to breathe."

"This is to help you to breathe, yes?"

"Yes."

"And which of these...which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?"

Oh yeah, I love that one. XD Triumph is so great.

From the song Duel Duet: (I've not seen the movie that this is related to, but I saw a fan vid with Jaffar Vs. Hades XD)

"You're a dead end dead beat nowhere mister
With a kiss like a Mississippi alligator's sister"

*Midori's buddies are playing Serious Sam*
Midori: Why is every enemy in this game either headless or a skeleton?
Buddy: No you're headless or a skeleton!
I lol'd.

"Your mom." That one's always been my favorite.

Htom Sirveaux (post: 1443318) wrote:"Your mom." That one's always been my favorite.

I like that one too. I probably annoy the crap out of people all the time with that:

"I'm gonna go get a cheeseburger."
"Your mom is a cheeseburger."

...and so on.

I also like to retort with "Your FACE is _____." I am such a seven-year-old.

ShiroiHikari (post: 1443320) wrote:I like that one too. I probably annoy the crap out of people all the time with that:

"I'm gonna go get a cheeseburger."
"Your mom is a cheeseburger."

...and so on.

I also like to retort with "Your FACE is _____." I am such a seven-year-old.

Glad to hear that I'm not the only one who uses both of these. My friends and I go back and forth with "your mom" and "your face" all the time. XD

My personal favorite insult was from a book, actually. A character was referring to the female lead...

"And then there's this one. A girl so ugly, burn victims stare and point at her."

XD

There was that one where the person said "Your mother is so masculine... OH THAT'S YOUR DAD... oh you're mother is the one over there, she's nice."

Anything said by John Cleese or Dylan Moran.

Recently taken to insulting via low-level terms (like ignoramus and low-life) with a dramtic voice inflection and getting away with it by follow-up quips on how they could do better. ▬_▬

Oh gosh. Why is this subject brought up?

But while we're on it...

I always laugh when someone tries to make fun of my voice - they try to make it sound like my voice is weird but they end up looking silly.

Reminds me of a trick I used to play on every copy cat (CC) I met:
Me: "Stop copying me."
CC: "Stop copying me."
Me: "I'm stupid."
CC: "I'm stupid."
...
CC: "Hey!!"

All of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sbYv6JrP1A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBTO5wUe8ks&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyCEqpMupIc

This entire conversation. Watch it. Now. X)

A little girl was in Sunday school and asked her teacher a question.

"Mrs. Smith? Was Jonah really swallowed by a big fish, or a whale?" She asked.

The teacher replied, "A lot people say it was by a whale, and some say it was by a fish."

"Hmm. Then, when I get to heaven I'll ask Jonah."

"But Jonah went to Hell." The teacher said.

"Then I guess you'll have to ask him for me."

ShiroiHikari (post: 1443320) wrote:I like that one too. I probably annoy the crap out of people all the time with that:

"I'm gonna go get a cheeseburger."
"Your mom is a cheeseburger."

...and so on.

I also like to retort with "Your FACE is _____." I am such a seven-year-old.

This is me.